Psyker Landshark
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As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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So PURRfect still hasn't posted. I'll sic the bandits on you guys once I get access to a computer.
Did Hard/Classic my first run, all subsequent runs Lunatic/Classic. Lunatic+ is just bullshit, though. It's not even hard, it's just terribly designed artificial difficulty.
Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane.
-Thought for the day
Name: Brother Lantus
Chapter: Blood Ravens
Equipment:
Mark VI Corvus Power Armor
Stalker Pattern Bolter with Shot Selector
Bolt Pistol
Combat Knife
Chainsword
Frag Grenade x3
Krak Grenade x3
Biography:
Lantus was born on the Feral World of Typhon Primaris. The planet was a major recruiting world for the Blood Ravens, and at the age of 10, Lantus passed the Blood Trials to become an Aspirant of the Chapter. He served his Neophyte training and Scout Marine deployment under Scout Sergeant Cyrus, and took his many lessons to heart, eventually becoming a fully fledged Astartes when he was 18. Lantus served loyally as a Battle Brother as both a Devastator and Assault Marine in the 4th Company under Brother-Captain Davian Thule, and excelled to the point that he was assigned to be a Tactical Marine. For over 100 years, Lantus served in the 4th Company, and even took part in the Kronus Campaign. On Kronus, Lantus proved himself to be one of the Emperor's finest several times over, but his greatest achievement came in the final battle against the Tau entrenched on the planet. During the battle, Lantus and his squad were assigned to assassinate Ethereal Aun'El Shi'Ores, the leader of the Tau on Kronus while the majority of Captain Thule's forces were deployed against Shas'O Kais. The squad broke through Tau lines, taking heavy casualties from their murderous plasma fire until Lantus was the sole remaining member of the squad. But he broke through to the Ethereal and his bodyguard and tore them apart with his chainsword. For this feat, Lantus was assigned to join the Deathwatch after the Kronus Campaign had concluded.
Notable Achievements:
- Assisted in the retrieval and "gifting" of many relics and wargear for the Chapter
- Served with distinction in the Kronus Campaign
- Broke through Tau lines and personally slew the Ethereal Aun'El Shi'Ores, as well as his elite bodyguard unit
Appearance: Bald, scarred, has one service stud. Average in both height and weight for an Astartes.
Class: Tactical Marine
Personality: Stern, stoic, and disciplined, but occasionally delivers sarcastic barbs in a completely serious tone. Lantus is rather level-headed for an Astartes, and often advocates caution and stealth when facing enemies until a weak point in their ranks can be found. Once he is in the midst of combat, though, Lantus displays the fury and hatred for the enemies of the Imperium that any Space Marine would possess. Due to the events of Kronus and the Battle of Victory Bay, in which he was forced to fight and kill Guardsmen, Lantus is noticeably accommodating of and willing to work alongside the Imperial Guard, perhaps out of guilt for Victory Bay.
Tried my best to not go full meme and make him a total Bloody Magpie. Not that there won't be references to "gifting" relics every now and then.
-Thought for the day
Name: Brother Lantus
Chapter: Blood Ravens
Equipment:
Mark VI Corvus Power Armor
Stalker Pattern Bolter with Shot Selector
Bolt Pistol
Combat Knife
Chainsword
Frag Grenade x3
Krak Grenade x3
Biography:
Lantus was born on the Feral World of Typhon Primaris. The planet was a major recruiting world for the Blood Ravens, and at the age of 10, Lantus passed the Blood Trials to become an Aspirant of the Chapter. He served his Neophyte training and Scout Marine deployment under Scout Sergeant Cyrus, and took his many lessons to heart, eventually becoming a fully fledged Astartes when he was 18. Lantus served loyally as a Battle Brother as both a Devastator and Assault Marine in the 4th Company under Brother-Captain Davian Thule, and excelled to the point that he was assigned to be a Tactical Marine. For over 100 years, Lantus served in the 4th Company, and even took part in the Kronus Campaign. On Kronus, Lantus proved himself to be one of the Emperor's finest several times over, but his greatest achievement came in the final battle against the Tau entrenched on the planet. During the battle, Lantus and his squad were assigned to assassinate Ethereal Aun'El Shi'Ores, the leader of the Tau on Kronus while the majority of Captain Thule's forces were deployed against Shas'O Kais. The squad broke through Tau lines, taking heavy casualties from their murderous plasma fire until Lantus was the sole remaining member of the squad. But he broke through to the Ethereal and his bodyguard and tore them apart with his chainsword. For this feat, Lantus was assigned to join the Deathwatch after the Kronus Campaign had concluded.
Notable Achievements:
- Assisted in the retrieval and "gifting" of many relics and wargear for the Chapter
- Served with distinction in the Kronus Campaign
- Broke through Tau lines and personally slew the Ethereal Aun'El Shi'Ores, as well as his elite bodyguard unit
Appearance: Bald, scarred, has one service stud. Average in both height and weight for an Astartes.
Class: Tactical Marine
Personality: Stern, stoic, and disciplined, but occasionally delivers sarcastic barbs in a completely serious tone. Lantus is rather level-headed for an Astartes, and often advocates caution and stealth when facing enemies until a weak point in their ranks can be found. Once he is in the midst of combat, though, Lantus displays the fury and hatred for the enemies of the Imperium that any Space Marine would possess. Due to the events of Kronus and the Battle of Victory Bay, in which he was forced to fight and kill Guardsmen, Lantus is noticeably accommodating of and willing to work alongside the Imperial Guard, perhaps out of guilt for Victory Bay.
Tried my best to not go full meme and make him a total Bloody Magpie. Not that there won't be references to "gifting" relics every now and then.
Alright. I'll get to work on CS after this game of League.
So is it alright if I write up a CS then? Want to play a Blood Raven tac marine or Librarian.
Vincanity said
I love the grinding halt lol
vin pls
all this passive aggressiveness
Fion walked through the streets of Cykes, looking up at the sky with a frown. Even after everything Gael had said, Fion still felt that the Meyer issue could be set aside for the moment. If what the old man said held true, then he still had some time before Meyer became an actual problem. Riley's apparent possession weighed on his mind more right now, given that she'd essentially decimated the Burrow in a matter of minutes. What the hell had happened to her? Riley's mother would more than likely have the answers he needed, but there was almost no chance he'd be able to track her down at the moment. And even if he did, there was no guarantee she'd be willing to give him any answers. And as much as he wanted the old witch dead, now that he was calmer, Fion was rather realistic about his chances against her with only one arm. He'd be hesitant to face her if he was whole, and as he was, he was crippled in close combat. Then again, maybe Riley's other relative would know what was going on. Probably not, but it wouldn't hurt to ask. Plus, Horace appeared to have been friends with Richard. He should at least know that the old manservant had died.
Well, that and he really had nothing better to do at the moment. The Sidosa Board didn't seem to be meeting right now, there was nothing left for him at the ruins of the Seyour estate, and Fion doubted that he'd be able to find a Sword Skills master willing to train him at the moment, especially given Cykes' current state.
___
It took some time for Fion to find where the new prison was located, but he finally tracked it down. As he approached the door, one of the gate guards raised a hand to stop him, but he was cut off by Fion pulling out the seal of the Sidosa Board.
"Fion Seyour, Sidosa Board. I'm here to speak with Horace Thomson." He said, cutting to the chase immediately.
"Of course, sir." The guard bowed, turning to open the door for him. "If you'll follow me, I'll take you to him."
Fion walked after the guard as they entered the fortress. He surveyed the entrance hall filled with wounded soldiers, only to find a familiar face unconscious in a corner.
"...Eldren?" He raised an eyebrow. "The hell is he doing here?"
"Ah, the male mage?" His escort followed his gaze. "He came in here a while back, saying something about visiting his uncle. Tried to bargain his way in without proper authorization by healing our wounded. Only patched up one before he collapsed. Other than that, don't know much. Been guarding the gate since dawn."
Interesting. So Eldren had family imprisoned in Cykes? It certainly explained why the mage was even in Dansila. Still, he'd visit him after Horace. No point in doing nothing and waiting for the man to awaken while he could be using his time more productively.
The guard brought him to Horace's cell, and Fion nodded at the man.
"Leave us." He commanded, and the soldier did as he was told. Once the guard left, Fion looked down at Horace, slumped over in his cell. "Thomson. You still alive in there?"
Well, that and he really had nothing better to do at the moment. The Sidosa Board didn't seem to be meeting right now, there was nothing left for him at the ruins of the Seyour estate, and Fion doubted that he'd be able to find a Sword Skills master willing to train him at the moment, especially given Cykes' current state.
___
It took some time for Fion to find where the new prison was located, but he finally tracked it down. As he approached the door, one of the gate guards raised a hand to stop him, but he was cut off by Fion pulling out the seal of the Sidosa Board.
"Fion Seyour, Sidosa Board. I'm here to speak with Horace Thomson." He said, cutting to the chase immediately.
"Of course, sir." The guard bowed, turning to open the door for him. "If you'll follow me, I'll take you to him."
Fion walked after the guard as they entered the fortress. He surveyed the entrance hall filled with wounded soldiers, only to find a familiar face unconscious in a corner.
"...Eldren?" He raised an eyebrow. "The hell is he doing here?"
"Ah, the male mage?" His escort followed his gaze. "He came in here a while back, saying something about visiting his uncle. Tried to bargain his way in without proper authorization by healing our wounded. Only patched up one before he collapsed. Other than that, don't know much. Been guarding the gate since dawn."
Interesting. So Eldren had family imprisoned in Cykes? It certainly explained why the mage was even in Dansila. Still, he'd visit him after Horace. No point in doing nothing and waiting for the man to awaken while he could be using his time more productively.
The guard brought him to Horace's cell, and Fion nodded at the man.
"Leave us." He commanded, and the soldier did as he was told. Once the guard left, Fion looked down at Horace, slumped over in his cell. "Thomson. You still alive in there?"
Nerendier said
Call yourself whatever you want you crazy protestant bastard.And now another game of "Name that obscure reference, with your host Nerendier!"
Freeshooter92 said
You mean the fleet-based chapter that hates all psykers? like astropaths? and navigators? How do these guys work again?
They use astropaths and navigators. They just don't have Librarians. Because those are for pussies.
Freeshooter92 said
INTO THE FIRES OF BATTLE! UNTO THE ANVIL OF WAR!Loads better I tell ya.
NO PITY, NO REMORSE, NO FEAR!
Angry space Germans are best mehreens.
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