Psyker Landshark
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As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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I was planning on making an Ivory Mask under the White King.
Is this dead?
There still space in this RP? I'm pretty interested in it.
A few hours ago...
The sound of machine gun fire echoed through the halls of the tower, followed by the screams of several Commandramon. Wild laughter rang out afterwards as a green, dog-eared Digimon charged through the doors, the gatling cannons on his arms screeching as they continued to fire.
"Here, humie humie humie~! Gargomon's here to find himself a Tamer!" He bellowed as he looked over the room he breached. But where he expected humans to be stored in their pods, he found only shriveled up corpses. Gargomon frowned. "Oh come on! That's the third useless room now. How the hell's a guy supposed to find a Tamer if they're all dead?" Before Gargomon could complain more, however, he howled in pain as something hot hit him in the back. Crashing down on the ground, he pulled himself back up and whirled around to see three Mekanorimon advancing on him, laser beams charging in the orbs on their chests.
Grinning, Gargomon raised his guns and fired, sending a storm of bullets at the trio of Champions approaching him. The Mekanorimon at the front of the group took the brunt of the damage and fell over, damaged, as his fellows fired more lasers at Gargomon, who tried to leap out of the way, but still caught one beam in the side. Gargomon crashed into the wall, scowling. He pulled himself up, bellowing a warcry, and charged straight towards the two remaining Mekanorimon, guns blazing as he rushed them. Despite taking two more laser blasts to the chest, Gargomon closed in on the mechanical Digimon and swung his arm cannons, trying to bash their heads in. As his arm crashed into one Mekanorimon's head, Gargomon ducked under an awkward claw swipe from the other and jammed his other arm cannon into its chest, cackling gleefully as he opened fire point-blank. The guard collapsed to the floor, bleeding data as Gargomon let loose a shudder of pain at his laser wounds, turning back around to find...the first Mekanorimon aiming a fully-charged laser blast at him.
"Oh, that's just fucking great-" Was all he could managed to get out before the Mekanorimon fired, the laser blasting Gargomon through the wall and out of the tower, sending him crashing towards the ground below.
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The dog Digimon awoke, groaning as he pulled himself up off the ground. Why did he suddenly feel so unbalanced? Why were his arms so short? Where the fuck were his guns? And then it hit him. He had devolved to a Rookie again.
A few seconds later, an inarticulate cry of rage echoed through the area.
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Alice smiled down at the Tanemon in her arms, petting it as she looked back up at the little village around her. The creature was cute, but given that none of them were joining up with any of the other humans, it was probably a safe bet to say that none of the Tanemon were going to be any of their partners. As she knelt down to put the Tanemon back down on the ground, Alice perked up as she heard her Digivice beeping. Pulling it out of her pocket, she raised an eyebrow as it displayed an arrow pointing to the left. And it seemed to be growing larger. Looking to her side, Alice saw a long-eared green thing flip through the air, landing down in front of her with a flourish.
"So. You're my Tamer, huh?" It asked in a surprisingly deep voice, rubbing its chin before staring derisively at a few of the other teenagers around. "Ah, what the hell. I could've gotten worse. Name's Terriermon, never bothered to give myself one of those stupid nicknames, so don't bother asking. Now, what's your name, girlie? Can't exactly go around calling you 'Power Battery'. Seems a bit rude."
Alice was slightly taken aback by Terriermon's attitude, but she sucked it up for the moment. This whole escapade was the most social interaction she'd gotten in a while, considering she didn't really know anyone at school well enough to talk to.
"Alice." She said, noting how her Digivice had begun glowing. "And you're one to talk about being rude." She snarked as she began to converse with her new partner, occasionally trading barbs back and forth.
The sound of machine gun fire echoed through the halls of the tower, followed by the screams of several Commandramon. Wild laughter rang out afterwards as a green, dog-eared Digimon charged through the doors, the gatling cannons on his arms screeching as they continued to fire.
"Here, humie humie humie~! Gargomon's here to find himself a Tamer!" He bellowed as he looked over the room he breached. But where he expected humans to be stored in their pods, he found only shriveled up corpses. Gargomon frowned. "Oh come on! That's the third useless room now. How the hell's a guy supposed to find a Tamer if they're all dead?" Before Gargomon could complain more, however, he howled in pain as something hot hit him in the back. Crashing down on the ground, he pulled himself back up and whirled around to see three Mekanorimon advancing on him, laser beams charging in the orbs on their chests.
Grinning, Gargomon raised his guns and fired, sending a storm of bullets at the trio of Champions approaching him. The Mekanorimon at the front of the group took the brunt of the damage and fell over, damaged, as his fellows fired more lasers at Gargomon, who tried to leap out of the way, but still caught one beam in the side. Gargomon crashed into the wall, scowling. He pulled himself up, bellowing a warcry, and charged straight towards the two remaining Mekanorimon, guns blazing as he rushed them. Despite taking two more laser blasts to the chest, Gargomon closed in on the mechanical Digimon and swung his arm cannons, trying to bash their heads in. As his arm crashed into one Mekanorimon's head, Gargomon ducked under an awkward claw swipe from the other and jammed his other arm cannon into its chest, cackling gleefully as he opened fire point-blank. The guard collapsed to the floor, bleeding data as Gargomon let loose a shudder of pain at his laser wounds, turning back around to find...the first Mekanorimon aiming a fully-charged laser blast at him.
"Oh, that's just fucking great-" Was all he could managed to get out before the Mekanorimon fired, the laser blasting Gargomon through the wall and out of the tower, sending him crashing towards the ground below.
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The dog Digimon awoke, groaning as he pulled himself up off the ground. Why did he suddenly feel so unbalanced? Why were his arms so short? Where the fuck were his guns? And then it hit him. He had devolved to a Rookie again.
A few seconds later, an inarticulate cry of rage echoed through the area.
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Alice smiled down at the Tanemon in her arms, petting it as she looked back up at the little village around her. The creature was cute, but given that none of them were joining up with any of the other humans, it was probably a safe bet to say that none of the Tanemon were going to be any of their partners. As she knelt down to put the Tanemon back down on the ground, Alice perked up as she heard her Digivice beeping. Pulling it out of her pocket, she raised an eyebrow as it displayed an arrow pointing to the left. And it seemed to be growing larger. Looking to her side, Alice saw a long-eared green thing flip through the air, landing down in front of her with a flourish.
"So. You're my Tamer, huh?" It asked in a surprisingly deep voice, rubbing its chin before staring derisively at a few of the other teenagers around. "Ah, what the hell. I could've gotten worse. Name's Terriermon, never bothered to give myself one of those stupid nicknames, so don't bother asking. Now, what's your name, girlie? Can't exactly go around calling you 'Power Battery'. Seems a bit rude."
Alice was slightly taken aback by Terriermon's attitude, but she sucked it up for the moment. This whole escapade was the most social interaction she'd gotten in a while, considering she didn't really know anyone at school well enough to talk to.
"Alice." She said, noting how her Digivice had begun glowing. "And you're one to talk about being rude." She snarked as she began to converse with her new partner, occasionally trading barbs back and forth.
wheeeeeeeeeeee
I'm in favor of ending up at Digimon Village.
The small blond girl in the back had stayed quiet for most of Jehumon and Killian's explanation, if only because she was still taking all of the information in. The last of the drugs still running through her system didn't quite help her cognitive functions either. But as she took a few more spoonfuls of stew, she started to recover more of her faculties. And this was just dandy. The last thing she remembered before waking up here was taking a nap after a day out shopping on her own. Again. And now she was dealing with digital monsters and worlds in the internet.
"C’est des conneries!" She hissed under her breath, shaking her head. Setting her bowl of stew down, she pulled out her red Digivice and stared at it for a moment. Looking back up, she turned to Jehu.
"Alright, then. So," She waved her Digivice around. "Do these things actually do anything besides mark us being partnered to one of you?" Alice looked around the group. "I'm Alice, by the way." Her gaze stopped at Fleur. "Je suis à l'aise en français."
"C’est des conneries!" She hissed under her breath, shaking her head. Setting her bowl of stew down, she pulled out her red Digivice and stared at it for a moment. Looking back up, she turned to Jehu.
"Alright, then. So," She waved her Digivice around. "Do these things actually do anything besides mark us being partnered to one of you?" Alice looked around the group. "I'm Alice, by the way." Her gaze stopped at Fleur. "Je suis à l'aise en français."
Tamer
Name: Alice Caron
Age: 17
Personality:
- Stubborn and willful. Tends to stick by her statements and actions, and sees them through to the end.
- Doesn't particularly care much about what's right or what's wrong. Rather, Alice cares more about what benefits her and the people she cares about, even if it hurts others.
- Loyal. Once someone befriends her, Alice will do whatever it takes to help them, even if she has to hide a body or two.
- Rather catty and is prone to making sarcastic, spiteful comments to people who annoy her.
- Is a tad starved for friendship, given that she grew up moving from country to country. Tends to be rather outgoing and sociable as a result, if only to try to make some friends.
Partnered to: Terriermon
Backstory: Alice is the daughter of a CEO, ensuring that she grew up rich, wanting for nothing. Half American and half French, she grew up shifting between residences in New York and Paris, depending on where her father was working at the time. With how much she shunted between countries, Alice never really had the time to settle down and establish stable friendships, leaving her starved for acquaintances in her age group. As such, she became close to what few friends she did manage to keep, establishing a habit of being loyal and reliable towards those she was actually close to, willing to do anything for them.
Other:
Voice actor: Cristina Vee
Digimon
Name/Species: Terriermon
Personality:
- Bloodthirsty and battle-crazy, Terriermon is a berserker that loves the thrill of battle.
- Loves anything that brings him a rush. Is an adrenaline-junkie.
- Generally cheerful and fun-loving, even when he’s busy murdering other Digimon and nomming on their data.
Backstory: Terriermon grew up in the Village of Beginnings, but left at a young age to wander the world and seek battles to challenge himself. Along the way, he managed to Digivolve to Champion a few times, but always found himself knocked back down to the Rookie level after biting off more than he could chew and being defeated in battle. However, he always managed to escape and survive to fight another day. Terriermon constantly seeks to consume, adapt, and evolve, wandering the Digital World for more data to load into himself for strength.
Evolution Line/Abilities:
Other:
Voice actor: Erik Braa
Theme song
Name: Alice Caron
Age: 17
Personality:
- Stubborn and willful. Tends to stick by her statements and actions, and sees them through to the end.
- Doesn't particularly care much about what's right or what's wrong. Rather, Alice cares more about what benefits her and the people she cares about, even if it hurts others.
- Loyal. Once someone befriends her, Alice will do whatever it takes to help them, even if she has to hide a body or two.
- Rather catty and is prone to making sarcastic, spiteful comments to people who annoy her.
- Is a tad starved for friendship, given that she grew up moving from country to country. Tends to be rather outgoing and sociable as a result, if only to try to make some friends.
Partnered to: Terriermon
Backstory: Alice is the daughter of a CEO, ensuring that she grew up rich, wanting for nothing. Half American and half French, she grew up shifting between residences in New York and Paris, depending on where her father was working at the time. With how much she shunted between countries, Alice never really had the time to settle down and establish stable friendships, leaving her starved for acquaintances in her age group. As such, she became close to what few friends she did manage to keep, establishing a habit of being loyal and reliable towards those she was actually close to, willing to do anything for them.
Other:
Voice actor: Cristina Vee
Digimon
Name/Species: Terriermon
Personality:
- Bloodthirsty and battle-crazy, Terriermon is a berserker that loves the thrill of battle.
- Loves anything that brings him a rush. Is an adrenaline-junkie.
- Generally cheerful and fun-loving, even when he’s busy murdering other Digimon and nomming on their data.
Backstory: Terriermon grew up in the Village of Beginnings, but left at a young age to wander the world and seek battles to challenge himself. Along the way, he managed to Digivolve to Champion a few times, but always found himself knocked back down to the Rookie level after biting off more than he could chew and being defeated in battle. However, he always managed to escape and survive to fight another day. Terriermon constantly seeks to consume, adapt, and evolve, wandering the Digital World for more data to load into himself for strength.
Evolution Line/Abilities:
Other:
Voice actor: Erik Braa
Theme song
Fion resisted the urge to sigh and bury his face in his hand, as Escellar and Eldren both sought to interrupt his nap. Honestly, all he wanted was to sort out a compromise with the girl living inside his head so she wouldn't take his body over. Shaking his head, Fion gave a rueful grin as he stood up after Eldren's kick, wondering exactly when his life had become this insane. Within the span of two days, he had lost his arm, his family, his friend and/or love interest, and he had found out that there was a dead little girl inside his mind. At this rate, it was probably only just going to get worse, especially considering he was on an expedition to hunt rift beasts.
Standing up, Fion registered Escellar's statement to him with a nod before he turned back to Eldren/Riley, who very quickly blurted out an apology to him. For a moment, Fion reflected that if Riley was still female, he still had his arm, and Richard was still alive, his entire fucking month would've just been made right there, just to see Riley apologize to him. Sadly, he had none of those things, but it did warm his spirits somewhat. As it was, Fion took Riley's apology in stride with no gloating whatsoever. On the outside.
"A spell, eh?" Fion asked in response to Riley's request. Odd, considering she'd seen a good portion of his repertoire of Sword Arts in their hunting missions together. Still, that apology of hers had put him in a relatively decent mood, so he might as well honor her request. "Fine by me, as long as it doesn't destabilize the ship. Which one?"
Standing up, Fion registered Escellar's statement to him with a nod before he turned back to Eldren/Riley, who very quickly blurted out an apology to him. For a moment, Fion reflected that if Riley was still female, he still had his arm, and Richard was still alive, his entire fucking month would've just been made right there, just to see Riley apologize to him. Sadly, he had none of those things, but it did warm his spirits somewhat. As it was, Fion took Riley's apology in stride with no gloating whatsoever. On the outside.
"A spell, eh?" Fion asked in response to Riley's request. Odd, considering she'd seen a good portion of his repertoire of Sword Arts in their hunting missions together. Still, that apology of hers had put him in a relatively decent mood, so he might as well honor her request. "Fine by me, as long as it doesn't destabilize the ship. Which one?"
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