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3 mos ago
Current As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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7 mos ago
joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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8 mos ago
as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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10 mos ago
I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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12 mos ago
the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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Yeah collab is in the works. I'd be a lot more motivated to post if other people did, you know. Like, not even being fucking passive-aggressive here. 2+ months with no fucking post from some people pretty much stabs my motivation in the throat.

Like, fuck it. Two week deadlines now. If you don't post in two weeks after the next plot progressor, I'm skipping your ass. We're finishing this goddamn RP. It's been almost five fucking years now since we started.
You did nothing that I wouldn't have done. Just play it off and hope to god your coworker takes it well.
“Uwah, looks like the mobs beat us to it.”

Perched up on an old sycamore tree, Reissten used his right hand as a visor, shielding his eyes from the sun’s glare as he watched the vampiric horde coalesce before the city. Already, players were engaging the monsters, with variable amounts of success. In one week, it looked like most players had gotten used to killing goblins, and weren’t accustomed to the faster attack speeds of the ghouls. Well, there were a few that weren’t getting shat on, at least.

He landed on the grassy hill, before scratching his head.

“Well, wanna join good or evil?”

“I mean, it’s no fun if the Kings screw up because they’re too distracted by the monsters.” Intolerance sighed, drawing her halberd. “Can’t believe I’m saying this, but let’s go help the Kings. And then call them out to a fight after.”

Tugging slightly at her ear, Ivy tilted her head. Vampire horde attack was not something you saw everyday, even if they were in a game. “Vampires? Kinky. Is that an event that I haven’t heard about?” If it was one, it was large scale. “Well, if we can’t get anything out of helping the vampires, then I say protect our own, hmm?”

“I mean, who knows, maybe it’d be better to be a henchman of some vampire lord when it comes to facilitating our player hunting.” But eh, the Vampire trait was a useless pain in the ass back when Elder Tale was a game, so chances are that it didn’t improve at all once everything went virtual reality. Flicking out his silver-steel spear, the boyish youth rolled his shoulders.

“Gonna bust out your Banish Undead spells, Ivy?”

“I wouldn’t be an exorcist without them.”

“Well, let’s go bail these idiots out, then. Think I saw two more just go down. God, have these morons just been jerking off all week or something?” Intolerance said, bracing her halberd in front of her as she prepared to charge.

“Christ, Intol, stop fantasizing about the King’s circlejerk.”

“Shut up and start stabbing.” She shot back as she rushed a vampire, starting to lay into it with repeated slashes of her halberd.

Oh ho, how butthurt. Brandishing the Valkyrie’s Flight, Reissten grinned as a howl escaped his being. Wolf ears slid out from his red headband and his fingernails sharpened into claws as strength surged through his body. With a powerful leap, the wolf boy bounded through the skies and drove his spear down the spine of a ghoul, activating Resonance Beat simultaneously, before tossing the squealing beast in Ivy’s direction.

“I’m activating Requiem and War Hymn! Keep moving, gu- I mean, girls!”
God dammit, Reisstan. Drawing her sword as the beast flew towards her, Ivy thrusted her weapon upwards to skewer the beast before letting the momentum of the enemy unsheath itself from her weapon.

“Dammit Reissten, don’t half-ass your work.”
will one of you dumb motherfuckers post


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Atleast my character has weaknesses, unlike your mr "Oh look at me, i have no proper backstory and am pretty much a bland character mccguffin"

I also love how a person suffering from depression is "edgy", huh, fair enough, grimdark backstories are suddenly not okay? Sorry my character wasn't total badass strongman 69.


Right. Using rape as drama isn't edgy. Okay. Even after the edit, it was still heavily implied. Like, it would've been fine if it was just bullying alone. Adding rape in was just needlessly excessive.
Wooooow, edgy furry couldn't take the heat. Hell, it was more constructive criticism than heat. Fucking dying of laughter right now.
It was the kids arc. I hated the noob squad. Nothing that happens in that arc affects the plot or the setting at all. I wanted to see more being done socially and politically instead of watching a bunch of useless ten year olds get nothing done.
Nothing, because season 2 was awful as it was and I dropped it halfway through.
What Ob said. Tri is pretty fucking good, but some story elements aggravate me. I get why Tai has his change in attitude, and I applaud the writers for having reality ensue after giant monsters fight in downtown Tokyo, but it's still aggravating. Also Joe continues to be fucking useless.

Izzy/Koushirou and Mimi ship is the best fucking shit though. Mimi a best.

Kuwagamon didn't job for once, which is appreciated. And for the third and possibly last time in the Digimon franchise, Omegamon wasn't a gigantic jobber and/or useless.
(Previous two instances were Our War Game and X-Evolution. Revenge of Diaboromon/Diablomon doesn't count, since he jobs anyway.)

Watching flashes of the 02 crew getting murked in the first five minutes was great too.

7.5/10 overall, because the Tai and Joe issues are really fucking annoying. Also because the animation is massively shit-tier in places.
Changed my stats around a little bit before I start posting. Now have S AGI and F EVA instead of Cs in each. Gotta go fast.
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