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Valeriya Zhukova


Having already dropped her letter and package into the mail chute the previous night, Valeriya went about her morning routine with no small amount of cheer. It was...mostly a successful night. She'd accomplished her assignment within just a few days of arriving on the island, and she'd gotten laid to boot. Kiran was definitely aware she was a spy now, but given his reaction to it, well, Valeriya had an inkling he wasn't just a novelist and engineer, either.

So that left the day solely for her own interests. What to do...? Valeriya mused to herself as she finished getting dressed and started walking out the door...only to run straight into a bedraggled Lucretia. Well. She'd never returned last night, then, it seemed.

One explanation later, Valeriya sighed to herself as she finished helping Lucretia dry up and into a fresh set of clothes. Hell. Another random assault on a student out past curfew, eh? Once was curious. Twice meant something was going on behind the scenes on this island. Damn it. It wasn't exactly her problem, but it was definitely something to look into. This meant...damn. The Frenchwoman was probably innocent, then. And framed. Fine. It seemed she'd have to get herself involved with the Jeanne nonsense for now, depsite how much more pleasant it would be for everyone else if she was dealt with on a more permanent basis.

With a resigned sigh, Valeriya set out, looking to investigate exactly where Jeanne and her minders were today.
Valeriya Zhukova


The walk of shame back to Valeriya's dorm didn't take too long. Sure, someone saw her coming out of Shou and Kiran's, but that was their problem, not hers. As it stood, she made it back just before curfew. As much as Valeriya would have liked to break it and try to get her mission objective off the island as soon as possible, it wasn't happening until daybreak when the island's mail and shipping center reopened. Plus, she still had a mission report to turn in along with the blueprints.

So when she returned to her lodgings, Valeriya had a quick dinner before heading up to her room. The blueprints were stashed with her things. Sure, Lucretia may not be involved, but Valeriya didn't need her asking questions as to why she had a blueprint that clearly wasn't her work on her person. With that done, she sat down to draft her report.


Dear Cousin Niko,

I have settled into my quarters at Bermuda just fine. You'll be pleased to know that I've already found that souvenir you wanted me to send back, and this letter will be attached with it.

This may come as a bit of a surprise, but I had an interesting conversation with the fellow student I bartered for it from, and he seemed quite interested in visiting our dear motherland. In the interest of politeness, should he ever do so, I trust you'd be willing to show him around? I know how you've always been interested in hosting foreigners, and I did promise him something of a tour in exchange.

With love,
Valeriya
proggers
For some reason, the trek back over the rubble that was this part of Tokyo felt like it took years. But BanchoLeomon hopped up onto the pile of decimated concrete that the others were gathering around only to watch Beezlemon, no, Dirk, nearly lose his shit again. For fuck’s sake. He wasn’t dealing with this.

“Alright, is everyone here?” BanchoLeomon grumbled, folding his arms as he somehow produced a box of cigarettes out from his coat and stuck one in his mouth. Probably was on Lucas’s person when they’d Biomerged. “We’re running out of time to sit around and wait.”

“Rodendramon is with you, right?” As BanchoLeomon pulled up, Examon cautiously took his attention away from Beelzemon and Dorugoramon. Provided nothing took a sudden turn, it seemed the worst he had to worry about was BanchoLeomon strangling Beelzemon.

BanchoLeomon jerked a finger behind him in the direction he’d came with one hand while fishing for a lighter in his coat with the other. “Idiot somehow blue-screened himself, he’s in some kind of Microsoft Sam safe mode. But he’s functional and ready to fight.”

“Yeah, that checks out.” Well, it was better than nothing, Examon supposed. If Jordan and Shrewmon could fight, they could figure out what was going on with them once this was all over. “I don’t know if Parasimon mentioned it to you or not, but Siggy’s still out for now-“

“Wait, what?” Lucas’s voice burst out of the cat man’s mouth, showing an uncharacteristic amount of concern. Or rather, it’d be more of an uncharacteristic outburst if Siggy wasn’t basically his best friend at this point besides his Digimon partner. “Shit. He’s still alive, right? Just KOed? Christ.”

“Yeah, don’t worry, I’m all but certain he’s still with us.” Examon seemed a little taken aback by the sudden display of emotion, but a moment later and he was speaking calmly again. He should have expected that, he realized. “You know what that thing did to all of us, I think it must just be affecting him worse than the rest of us. You know him, I’m sure he’ll be back soon.”

“Alright, alright, fine. Guess that’s the best we can ask for.” Lucas sighed. “Guessing Zei isn’t conscious either, huh?” If he was really saddled with just Dirk of all people for this last battle, God was real and he had the most dickish sense of humor in existence. Not even random chance was that malicious.

“She’s up, just… not quite with it.” Examon sighed. “Long story, she and Dorumon can still fight, and you’ve probably figured by now but I can still move and fight. It’s an even longer story on that one, but if Dirk and Beelzemon are somehow back with us that means that if Rodendramon is with you, unless you were lucky enough to bump into him on the way over, the only one of us still unaccounted for is UlforceVeedramon?”

“But yes, I haven’t run into Ulforce either.” BanchoLeomon took back over, puffing on his smoke. “The way I see it, we won’t have long until whatever that is up in the sky finally gets around to moving. We’re going to have to do this without him. Everyone ready?”

“I agree, but something feels really off about this.” Examon was well aware that the clock was running down on their window of opportunity to get the first shot in against Moon=Millenniummon, but try as he might, there was no shifting that uncomfortable feeling from earlier. “I don’t know about you, but when I was out there in my own mind, I saw more outcomes of this fight than I care to remember, and he was there, fighting with us, but Beelzemon was nowhere to be seen. I’m sure- as sure as I am about Siggy- that he didn’t fall when this thing first raised its ugly head out of the bay, but something’s not adding up.”

“I’ve been trying to figure that out for myself, for what it’s worth.” Parasimon had been quiet up until this point as Examon and BanchoLeomon reunited and reconvened, simply keeping a watchful eye on Beelzemon and Dorugoramon below him, and the monstrosity in the sky above them all. “Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think we all got hit at the same time. Dorugoramon mentioned moving in to attack Millenniummon when it first reawakened, but I went under almost the exact moment it rose up out of the water.”

“Makes sense.” BanchoLeomon grunted, offering everyone else in the vicinity a smoke, which only Beelzemon took. “We only went under when we looked up at the sky. Good thing none of you were flying over the bay at the time, or you’d probably have been drowning by now-” He paused in the middle of lighting Beelzemon’s cigarette.

“Sovereigns be damned, Ulforce was over the water, wasn’t he?”

Despite the haze of heat from the titans around him, a sudden chill seeped into the air at BanchoLeomon’s words. Examon stared at him for a moment before, with a sudden dulling of his bright yellow eyes, he snapped around to look at the waters behind them in horror.

“...” Parasimon’s reaction was a bit more muted at first, with him just staring at BanchoLeomon as Beelzemon’s mouth fell open and his cigarette tumbled to the ground below, but a moment later and- “Oh. Oh fuck. I remember now, I was more or less right here when it happened, but- he was out there over the water. He never stood a cha-”

With no further deliberation or warning, the ground around the group shook with a mighty tremor as Examon leapt forward through them and launched himself towards the waters of the bay with the powerful impact of his vast legs against the asphalt below. Avalon’s shimmering orange form flared into life as he breached the surface and formed a protective sphere around him as he dived in, sending a veritable wave of water crashing down onto the bay.

He only hoped he wasn’t too late.
Valeriya Zhukova


Kiran’s eyes widened at Valeriya’s forwardness, but certainly, there were less pleasant individuals to be accosted by than a Russian lady with lips that tasted of alcohol. The two students fell into the room a couple more steps before he found his footing. For a novelist celebrity nerd who tinkered with machinery, the Icelandic youth was well-built, the muscles of his back wonderfully solid beneath Valeriya’s grip. A moment later, they broke off, his free hand pushing against her shoulder.

“Had thought you were a more proper type,” he said. “Nazca’s forwardness inspired you?”

Though he played it cool enough, there was nevertheless a little bit of red tinging the tips of his ears.

Even through the rush of her teenage hormones, Valeriya retained enough presence of mind to notice Shou leaving them in peace. Good. It wouldn’t help much if the situation did turn violent, but it’d give her enough of a head start, at least.

“Oh, please.” She scoffed as Kiran broke the kiss off. “I was like this on the ship, too. Now,” Valeriya adjusted her grip, keeping Kiran’s pocketed hand locked as she reached for his free hand with her other arm, shoving him against the wall and leaning in close as if to kiss him again.

“This should be a good enough time to talk business.” Valeriya kept her voice low enough to not be overheard should Shou stick around. “You noticed, then. What were you going to do about it?” She smiled.

“What I’m to do now,” Kiran grinned. He stepped in, lips pressing against Valeriya’s again, before his foot tangled with her own and she found herself falling against the desk, right by the half-deconstructed tracker. “Is your interest personal or professional, Val?”

“It can’t be a bit of both?” She smiled coyly, seeming unbothered. “Our work is in largely the same field, after all. Why wouldn’t I want to get to know a competitor better?” Screw it, enough suspense. Time to see what he was hiding.

Valeriya yanked on Kiran’s wrist, aiming to pull out whatever he was grabbing on to. At this point, she was actually half-hoping it was a weapon, just so they could get on with it already.

“Shocking ambiguity for such a forward woman.” Kiran didn’t resist as Valeriya pulled his hand out of his pocket. The hand opened up to reveal an empty palm. Empty? Or was it something too small to see? “I’d be more willing to share my work if you’d simply asked, from one peer to another. But with all this…must say I’m feeling a bit greedy now.”

“If you’d wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was ask, really. I would have penciled you in.” Valeriya smirked, hooking her other foot around Kiran’s leg before using her grip to flip him onto the nearby bed. “Still, if you’re going to be difficult, I’m obliged to be so in return.”

She raised a hand, resting it on her bosom as the other reached into her pocket. “I’m only really interested in one of your Formulization blueprints, and not your most famous work. Name your price.”

The two bounced upon the mattress once, the springs creaking at the impact. Kiran ran his hand down a strand of Valeriya’s hair. “My homeland is one of treacherous beauty and grand vistas, but what I’ve found lacking, always, is how small the land is.” A pause, his gaze drifting down to Valeriya’s own bosom, before he raised his eyes again. There was a fervent flame in his aquamarine irises, the ‘spark’ that possessed the gaze of all Polymaths.

“I’m an adventurer, not a businessman, so…Unrestricted travel through the northern regions of the Tsardom. Can you arrange that?” The flame burned greedily in the fireplace. Voracious now, an undercurrent of the primitive violence that one needed to venture into the untamed places of the world. “And, if you are what I’ve figured you to be, would it be too much to ask of you to kill that French bitch?”

Well. This was…a unique request. Her handlers wouldn’t quite be pleased that she’d been practically made already, but if this achieved the mission parameters, so be it. Besides, unrestricted didn’t mean unmonitored. The upside with letting a known foreigner into your territory was that you knew he was there, and could take measures appropriately in case he tried something. Besides, Agnarsson was a known traveler, so there was always the small chance this could just be innocuous. Still, this was something Valeriya figured she could swing by her superiors.

“I can speak to some friends within the border guard, certainly.” Valeriya smiled thinly, moving to unbutton Kiran’s shirt. “As for the Frenchwoman, I’m an engineer, not an assassin.” She lied without blinking. “As much as she annoys me too, I’m not about to do something that blatant.” Not unless she was ordered to, anyway. “Now, if you’ll hand over the blueprints, we can move on to the actual fun part.”

“And I’m sure you’re not a spy either, Miss Engineer of War.”

Kiran winked, tapping his index finger against his temple.

“I’ll draw out my designs for you after, if you don’t mind. Otherwise, the fire may burn out before we even begin.”

“I’m in the Tsar’s pocket, certainly, but not in that way.” Valeriya pouted and denied the accusation. “But, fine.” She leaned in, moving to kiss Kiran again. For the rest of the night, not much was said. Shou certainly was going to have something to talk about later.
Amulak al Acturus (Stanislaw)
HP: 2370/2370 MP: 5650/5650 SP: 460/460
Character Sheet

Given that he hadn't been with the party proper, Amulak arrived later than the rest to Ames's home away from home. He audibly whistled upon entering, nodding in approval. Confused design elements aside, it was a rather comfy place. Useless for combat, certainly, but as someone with a utility Nucleus himself, Amulak could see the utility in it. An established base could do wonders for restocking and regrouping in otherwise contested or hostile territory for a dedicated group of gankers. Or even just for PvEers exploring uncharted territory.

"Very good!" He nodded to Ames, picking a chair to kick back and relax in as he sniffed the delectable aroma of fresh bread. Mmm...hopefully it was a nice rye. "I do not suppose you have beer too? Could do with kicking back with cold one, yes?"
Valeriya Zhukova


Damn. So Kiran had noticed the tracker Valeriya had put on him. Oh, well. She'd been just as prepared for this outcome too. Plus, someone was coming up behind her. That was worse. If it was Shou, an Egoist being involved was worse than any weapon or device Kiran was reaching for in his pocket. Tch. She hadn't figured some pretty-boy novelist celebrity to be so shrewd. Logically speaking, though, the fish boy didn't have any investment in this outside of Kiran being his roommate. So as long as she didn't make the first move, the Chinaman had no reason to involve himself.

Well. There was one method she had to ensure them some privacy. And really, there were worse targets Valeriya could have picked for what she was about to do. Kiran was damned lucky he was pretty.

"Oh, no. Business can wait." Valeriya smiled, slowly approaching. Once she was within a few steps' distance, she lunged. One hand went around the back of Kiran's shoulder, the other went for the wrist he'd stuck into his pocket, and Valeriya's tongue went straight into Kiran's mouth. There. Let Shou walk in on that.
Valeriya Zhukova


Alright, enough time had passed. Valeriya set her now-emptied mug of ale down. Either Kiran was still in his room or he wasn't, but it didn't matter at this point. Worst case scenario, Valeriya still had a holdout pistol with her. Not the most optimal method of settling the situation, but it was a last resort. Against a Technologist taken off guard, it'd be more than enough.

Curfew was approaching, and there went her other timeframe. Sure, she had her method of breaking out now, but she'd have to leave the device in the dorm's wiring to do so, and that was an unacceptable risk. Plus, considering her suspicions about Jeanne from earlier in the day, there was a good chance something malicious was going on behind the scenes during curfew hours. It was only speculation for now, but further information would likely be useful to her superiors.

Valeriya left the bar, starting to make her way up to where she knew Kiran and Shou's dorm was. The tracker she left on Kiran during the dance last night was still broadcasting. She'd have to make sure to take it back with her during her exfiltration. Finally, it was time to get to work.
Amulak al Acturus (Stanislaw)
HP: 2370/2370 MP: 3643/5650 SP: 460/460
Character Sheet

As the battle ended, Amulak relaxed, slumping slightly in his hiding spot. That had been more of a pain in the ass than he'd been expecting, really. Judging by what the others were saying, they wanted to take a quick break, and really, he was all for it. Being two thousand mana above where he was at right now sounded better than going into another fight at nearly a half tank and with half the party nearly dead.

The loot the party dropped was more or less what he'd expected. Raime was right. Either these guys were actual supply runners or they'd just performed the group's duties for them. Either way, the party was technically doing their jobs, so, mission accomplished.

"I will meet you all at inn." Amulak communicated telepathically to Leif through Weishaupt.
"Also, go fuck yourself. I am supposed to know random samurai can absorb magic? You are definitely in Africa and not Thai red light district, my friend."
Amulak al Acturus (Stanislaw)
HP: 2370/2370 MP: 3643/5650 SP: 460/460
Character Sheet

Ah, cock. This samurai had some kind of spell-absorption skill going on. How wonderful. Leif would be giving him so much shit over this later. The rest of the battlefield wasn't going as well as it had been but a few moments earlier, either. Mags got trapped in a cuckshed, Raime was about to go for a mutual kill, and, alright, well, at least Ames was moving to help. That left Amulak a split second to decide his next move.

With the amount of time he had and the resources available to him...oh, wait. His meatbag golem was back within spell range. Perfect. Amulak had a good card to play, but it was only limited to one target. Raime had a shot at killing the crusader bard, so helping would be redundant. Leif and Mags were both nearly dead, but Leif still had a fighting chance. Mags was locked down, so her it was. Sure, if Leif died, so did his own link to the party, but he had to go for the play that had the better chance of finishing the fight.

Amulak's remaining Earthrot golem lumbered up toward the kannushi, with the necromancer himself casting Deathly Toll as soon as possible, binding the kannushi's life to the golem's. The moment the carrion construct was in explosion range, he snapped his fingers from his hiding place and detonated that bitch, hopefully comboing off the last of this prick's life.
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