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Boom! Here comes Nicky, and I even brought along a wonderful new ghost friend, even though I couldn't find a good picture of the ghost form!




Wow, can't believe you guys didn't tell me when you brought this back. I'm hurt. Truly.

I'll be bringing Nick back, naturally, and I even have a fun new character planned! So, you know, be warned I guess...
I mean, come on... After everything I said about Ren getting hit by bikes all the time, it would've been irresponsible not to...
@Raging Fenrir@Conscripts

Igarashi Renzo


Ren's posture visibly relaxed when Ryuuto forgave him, although he did let out a little sigh when he decided to call him Igarashi-san.

"Well, I guess that's fine too." He said. "'s long as we can still be friends, you can call me whatever ya want!"

He chuckled a little when he suggested that, should he be in their class, a top score in maths would be out of his reach.

"Well, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, you could put me in a class with a couple'a rocks an' a chicken, an' I'd probably still be at the bottom if we're talkin' about maths! Me an' maths go together 'bout as well as kappa an headstands, ya know?"

He then quickly turned to the now named Amari, Ren's own massive hand wrapping around his to shake it vigorously.

"'s nice to meetcha too!" He said cheerfully. "No idea whatcha just said, bein' honest, but if it's somethin' to do with videogames, then I'm excited ta learn! Never really had 'em back home for the most part, so I've been lookin' forward to tryin' some of 'em out!"

However, once his two new friends began to talk about how they needed to get moving, he remembered his panic from before. He almost took off running again right then and there, the reemerging panic blatantly obvious on his face. However, Ryuuto and Amari seemed calm enough about the whole thing, and considering that a decent chunk of the previous conversation had been about how much better with numbers they were than him, he decided he should be safe to trust their judgement.

"Well..." He said slowly, a small frown on his face. "If ya really reckon we can make it in time without too much rushin', then I guess it should be fine. Let's get movin' then, I guess! This towns pretty big though, so I'm countin' on you guys to make sure I don' get too turned round or anythin!"

And so, with one last salute to his fallen companion Sandwich-kun, may he rest in peace, he began walking in the direction that he was pretty sure led to the school.

It was a mere five minutes or so later before he walked around another corner, and found himself being thrown to the ground by a sensation that had begun to feel all too familiar over the last few days.

He'd just been hit by another bike, hadn't he?

Slowly tilting his head back up, his suspicions were confirmed, seeing a short haired girl in another Fujioka uniform.

"Hey..." He wheezed from his position on the ground. "s your bike ok?"

What a coincidink! I just got my hands on a new-old computer, and I can finally begin writing in earnest again!
Gonna try and get another post out tomorrow, or the day after if that doesn't work out.
I just had to rewrite all the speaking lines of my last post, because I forgot to give Ren his accent and nearly posted it as if he's uncultured city swine, which of course would've been unacceptable...
@Raging Fenrir@Conscripts

Igarashi Renzo



"Oh nah!" Ren said, waving his hands in surprised denial at the fact that the other guy was apologising. "Weren't your fault, I jus' wasn' watchin' where I was goin'! Here, lemme give you a hand."

Without even waiting for a response, he grabbed the kid by both shoulders and lifted him back up to his feet with surprising ease. It was only when he stepped back from this that he noticed the boys uniform.

"Oh hey! You're goin' to Fujioka too, huh? Wonder if we're in the same cla-"

However, before he could keep speaking, he heard another voice, and turned to see another boy running up to him.

"Oh, hey!" He said, laughing nervously."I think so. Well, I hope so, at least. I'd hate to accidentally hurt anyone on my first day."

He rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, before turning back to look at the newly named Ryuuto.

"Still, seems like you're made a' some pretty strong stuff!" He said with a chuckle, this one a little less nervous. "I must've been running full speed back there, but you're talking' fine like nuthin' even happened!"

And then he backed away slightly so he could speak to both of them.

"Anyway, I guess we're gonna be seein' a good amount've each other over the next few years, so 's nice to meetcha both!" He said, trademark slightly too big smile on his face. "Name's Igarashi Renzo, but you guys can jus' call me Ren! Hope ya don' hate me too much for knockin' ya over that we can't be friends!"
Alright, now the situations left open for whichever poor bastard is willing to put themselves in that position. Time for Rens quest to at least befriend every character in the RP to begin!
Igarashi Renzo

5:03 am




Ren took a deep breath in as he stood at the top of the steps to the shrine, looking down over the town he'd only moved to just a few days ago.

"Ya know what?" He mumbled to himself. "'s a little crowded, but I think I this place might be pretty nice!"

Now, for many people, considering a city like Kurosuoba to be crowded would seem pretty weird. It was actually kind of rural when you took everything into consideration, but Ren had a bit of a different view. It made sense, considering he was from quite possibly the literal middle of nowhere. Everything was crowded compared to the small village in the mountains he moved from.

There was also the fun little way he seemed to be some kind of magnet for small transportation, with a grand total of four bicycles crashing into him since the move. That might've impacted his views on the subject, just a little…

However, before he could get swept up in any more of his deep thoughts, the opening theme from Anohana sounded from his pocket, prompting him to dig around in his pockets to pull out his shiny new totallynotoldanddented smart phone. Merely a second after looking at the screen, his eyes widened in terror, as he saw the alarm for 5:50, when he'd originally planned to wake up. Yeah, it was a pretty ridiculous, almost decadent sleep in, but if he was ever going to experience sleeping in, he wanted to go all the way! However, now he was halfway across the city from his house, having gone on the walk when he could barely even sleep at all. He also wasn't wearing his school uniform, hence why the distance to his house even mattered.

"AaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHH!!! He shrieked, deciding for whatever stupid reason that the best choice here was to dash down the steps. Naturally, he lost his balance. However, due to the angle, he managed to actually keep on his feet, in a perpetual state of falling forward, until he managed to reach the bottom. He face planted then, of course, but this was hardly the first time he'd fallen down a mountain. After barely a moment, he was back on his feet and running. After about twenty minutes of sprinting, Ren finally stepped into his sisters apartment, gasping for air.

For her part, Igarashi Mari simply glanced at Ren out of the corner of her eyes, before returning back to her breakfast.

"Out for a walk?" She asked casually, as Ren rushed into his room.

"Couldn't fall back ta sleep!" He called back quickly. "Got too excited about the whole real school thi-... Guh... GAAAHHH!"

He wasn't entirely sure why he couldn't fit the shirt over his head at this point. He figured he might actually end up rushing a little, what with his extended sleep in, so he'd planned to leave his shirt buttoned up so he could just slide it on in the morning. Now he was beginning to wonder if that was such a good idea. Maybe... Just maybe... He was a little too fat for it to that plan...

"Ren, is it the collar or a sleeve?"

He paused, before feeling around at the opening above his head, and adjusting his shirt to put it on properly.

After he finished dressing, he peeked out nervously, only for his fears to be confirmed by the smug expression on his sisters face.

"Oi, nee-chan, please."

"Fine, you're safe 'till you get home." She said, before pointing to the toaster. "Anyway, I made you some toast while you were trying to get dressed, so you don't starve to death while you run."

"I wouldn' starve to death, just emaciation and near death."

"Well, either way, you'd better hurry. If you don't leave soon, you might only be an hour early, and what will your classmates think about you then?"

"Ah, right! I don' want 'em to think I'm some kinda delinquent! Thanks for the toast, nee-chan! I'll see ya later!"

And then he was running again, moving at a speed that really shouldn't have been possible for someone as large as him. However his extra weight did prove to impede him before too long, taking the form of sudden, ravenous hunger.

Actually, I didn't make any lunch for today, did I? This is gonna be all I have to live off 'till I get home!

And with that terrifying thought in mind, he quickly put the toast into his mouth, holding it there as he ran.

Huh, ya know, isn't this that thing anime heroines do right before they run into the main chara-

And then he was falling, a small part of his brain registering that he'd bumped into something.

Or someone.

However, that wasn't quite as surprising as the small "Kyaa!" he let out as he toppled over. He remained on the ground for a second, dazed and trying to figure out what had just happened. However, once he realised what was going on, he practically shot up to try and help whoever he'd probably accidentally steamrolled.

"Oh crap, you ok? Sorry I ran into ya, I'm kinda du-ooooohhhnowhy..."

And despite his worry for whoever he'd hit, he found his gaze stuck on the piece of toast, which had landed face down on the concrete

"Whelp, there goes my chance of survivin' the day..."
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