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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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@liferusher
Cool, thanks!
Um, how do I make the text grey like that again?I'm still kinda stupid about formatting. I edited the rest though.
Alright! Took me the better part of a day, but I finally put something together that seemed halfway decent! I think I may have accidentally made him depressed though, which is a far darker direction than I had planned when I started. Trying to stay optimistic though, so it just means he now has a character arc up and ready to go!

Aaand I just realised I never got that character sheet done, and it's one in the morning now...

Welp! Looks like tomorrows gonna be a pretty busy one!
I'm gonna try to start working on Glasses Boi soon, because this pack of crazies clearly needs a straight man to shout-ask what the hell is happening when the shenanigans spiral out of control.
Hey, haven't gotten much of a chance to read all the lore yet, but I just wanna ask something first. Would there be room for a character who wants to be the best blacksmith in the world and create legendary weapons? Like Excalibur, or Gae Bolg, the kind of weapons that are remembered alongside the heroes who wield them for millennia to come. From what I can see, he probably won't be able to be in both the Blacksmith and Enchanting guilds, but he'd be good at both. Hell, he might not even be in either.
@EchoicChamber@CommisarJhon

Nick was taken aback for a moment, realizing that he'd definitely made a less than optimal first impression on the woman. However, he only let his surprise show for a moment before recovering, stepping back on to solid ground and getting closer. As he walked, he made himself look calm, letting out a small chuckle.

"Yeah, because if there's anyone who people think of when they think 'throat slicing murderer', it's me!" He laughed, before taking a closer look at the woman's face.

And then, after a few moments of intense study, he jumped back, pointing at her with a shocked expression on his face.

"AH! It's you! You're the scary mercenary lady with the teeth and stuff!" He shouted, before a grin took over his face. "I haven't seen you in ages! Nice to see you're still alive!"

He watched as she spoke to the blur.

"Oh yeah that's... I never actually got a name, so I'm gonna go with Blitz!" He gestured from Blitz to the woman, deciding he might as well try to perform the introductions. "Blitz, Teeth. Don't piss her off, 'cause she'll rip you in half."

Much like she had before, he said that in a way that made it sound like a joke, rather than something he'd actually witnessed happen.

However, he paused when she asked why they were there, before hopping back over to Blitz and whispering to him.

"Yeah, 's actually a pretty good question. Why're we here again?"
Jeremy Lindall blinked awake, the sound of the doorbell easily breaking through the light sleep he'd drifted into. Yawning, he lifted his face out of the puddle of drool that had begun to pool on his desk, sitting in the middle of...

"Ah, shit."

Even though he'd heard the bell, he delayed answering the door in favour of sprinting to the bathroom. Within seconds, he was back in the study, towel in hand, and wiping it over the puddle so the water wouldn't damage any of the machinery scattered just a few centermeters from the edge of it. It wasn't until this task was done that he decided it was safe to leave, turning his attention back to the door.

Stumbling over to the door, he realised how he must've looked. He hadn't shaved for a few days, there were probably bags under his bloodshot eyes, there was sure to be some oil smudges on his forehead or cheek or something and he mayhave still been a little drunk, or at least hungover, from the night before. Add to that his usual lack of social skills, and this was gonna be a hell of a first impression.

After what seemed like ages, he made it to the door, and opened it to see... a girl? A pretty girl too. That was unusual. Pretty much any member of the female gender who wasn't related to him tended to avoid him. Vaguely, he had a tiny inkling that he recognized her somewhere at the back of his mind, so maybe they'd met at some point before.

"Hello?" He said, not quite intending for it to come out as a question, but whatever. "Sorry, my memories kinda shit, but do we know each other?"

@Thinslayer
@CommisarJhon
Oops, thought I'd already replied to this. I was actually planning to try and put out another post yesterday, but I got distracted. I'll try to get something out at some point today.
@1Charak2
Right now? Nervously optimistic. You?
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