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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Hey, is there any room here for a guy who'll eventually become a battle chef? Like, killing monsters and making delicious foods out of them?
And here is everyones favourite grumpy old progenitor of life, Ualla!


@Oxenfree
Oooh, I see... I honestly don't know if it'll work on my computer, but I'll try. I'm thinking of fire then, but possibly seeing if I can combine it with Brutality in War just for the hell of it.
Welp... Guess that leaves me with War and Brutality. I'll try to make him fun enough to not seem purely psychopathic though, like a viking god! Because they weren't monsters at all, right?
I'll try to get a post for Ren up tonight, or maybe tomorrow if I get home from work too late.
Alright, here's my loveable little brick shithouse, Argo. I'd like to thank Dark Souls for inspiring me to pick undead, because it just came out on switch giving me a way to return to it after everything else I had it on broke over the years.

@VitaVitaAR
Doing the bio right now. Essentially, my plan is to make him a big, heavily armored undead tank man who has only spent about a year on the surface world after spending an undetermined amount of time (possibly actually a few hundred years) wandering around an ancient network of catacombs looking for a way out. He still doesn't understand a lot of concepts most people take for granted, but he knows he's good at hitting things, and he likes to make things like weapons because then people praise him. Also he can never take the armor off for reasons he doesn't understand.

He's basically like a big ol' puppy, except built like a wrecking ball and armed with a sword bigger than a lot of people.
So is there any room for a character who wants to make new legendary weapons for legendary heroes, and is adventuring to collect monster materials to forge them out of Monster Hunter style?
@Thinslayer
"H-huh?" He asked, taken back by the girls sudden apologies.

Particularly confusing was the part where she mentioned a gift.

"Wait, no, now I'm confused. Why would there be a gift involved? I... No, I don't think I'd be that drunk. Well, not anymore... I'm pretty sure I'd remembersomething about a gift is what I'm saying."

He sighed and scratched his head. He honestly felt kind of bad about how bad he seemed to be making her feel.

"Uuuh, listen." He started awkwardly. "I'm sorry, but I really don't remember you, so I don't know what the whole 'gift' thing is about, but you don't have to worry about it. And... well, yeah, I guess you did wake me, but I fall asleep at the workbench all the time, so it's not exactly unusual."

And then a tiny memory returned to him, and his eyes widened slightly.

"It's the house, isn't it?" He asked, a small grin spreading across his face as he figured it out. "You're my new neighbour. 's probably where I recognize you from too, isn't it? I must've seen you looking at it back when it first went up for sale."

And then his eyes widened significantly more.

"Wait, you were gonna get me a gift? You're the new arrival! I should be the one giving the gifts!"

He quickly glanced back down the hall, trying to think of what he might had in the workshop.

"Hmm, maybe I could... Yeah, yeah that'd probably work pretty well..." He mumbled to himself, before turning back to the girl and held out his hand to shake. "Yeah, give me 'till tomorrow and I should have something pretty decent up 'n ready for you. 'till then, the names Jeremy. Jeremy Lindall."
Alright, everything's ready now.
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