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As the two forces fought for dominance and sweet smell began to be crated as peanut butter cookies began to spill from where the fire and food concoction met. The one known as David kept this up for a while before yelling out over the torrent of carnage "HEY! HEY gun lady! Wanna take a brief cookie break!" David yelled as he was beginning to become hungry from the aroma.

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The stupendous and colourful beams were indeed reflected away and into one of the =avid's eyes. That -avid was Bavid though and the tiger went toppling onto the ground with a loud crash that made pride rock shake. The hole in which was made by David's briefcase had compromised the structural integrity of the giant rock and it was now very sensitive like a person skin on acutane. David quickly got to his feet in his new armour and held his briefcase in his hand. He opened the thing up and sent forth a garage of pickle and peanut butter in his opponent's direction in the hopes of getting some distance between them. "You are but a kinder in comparison to my power!" David yelled in a bad and fake German accent.

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ahh...
I sorta get it.

It's a word that we don't have an exact equivalent for in the english language right?

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Doesn't it mean bass-turd. Thats what I kept getting when I looked it up.

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scratch that.

4 words.
tofu
anime
Baka (because I was able to look that up)
and Kasumi or something (I looked that one up before)

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As David's brain comprehended the gun being summoned from the girl's skin he dropped his own legs out from beneath himself in order to dodge the bullet. In his state he wasn't bullet proof, he was but a man and had no real powers of his own but he did have the power of a can do attitude. "Bavid! Quit crying over you friends and family and come to my rescue!" David yelled and snapped his Uni-Tiger out of its funk. The tiger came racing towards the gunslinging, sword wielding, broken Japanese speaking, truck driving girl with it full laser light show focused on her. As the beast carried out its attack David used this time to even the playing field by drenching himself in pickles and peanut butter in order to form his sticky armour.

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I take it back.
please switch it back down to like 5 or 2.
or add dubs.
I can't find out what she's saying in the slightest now.
I could only under stand like two words from the entire blurb.

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David almost burst out laughing as he saw the scene before him but he quickly got to his feet as he was given enough time to do something about it. As he got to his feet and saw the sword wielding maniac he called to his Uni-Tiger to help him in battle but alas Bavid was whimpering as he saw all his animal kingdom friends dining out at the chain reaction of the rhino. David knew that he was going to have to do something and quick so he held his hand up in the air and called forth his briefcase from its decent. The briefcase flew straight through pride rock and into David's hand just in time to stop the katana from chopping off his melon. The force from the blow knocked David back though but he recovered as quickly as he could and took a swipe at the girl with his briefcase in a diagonal fashion. "By the power of pickles and peanut butter, I have THE POWER!" David yelled mid=way through his swipe.

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if you up the difficulty in words its going to be like talking to a wall for me.
in other words yes, up the difficulty to 55.
and a half.

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This fight is wicked so far. The main part I find funny about it is all the Asian words @ImportantNobody is using since I have no idea what they mean.

I'd also like to thank the academy for this award.