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3 days ago
Current ...Ok. But why does he keep it in a salt mine?
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28 days ago
I just came out from watching The Last Act at my local cinema. It was something. It was really something.
1 mo ago
BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOON!
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4 mos ago
27 years old today. Only three years of my 20s left. Where did all that time go?
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4 mos ago
So apparently, if you use a tooth with a filling in it to chew toffee, the toffee can become sicky enough to pull the filling out.
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@Guardian Angel Haruki

Will the snail still be there when the goblinoids meet back up with the others?
@Birdboy

Enjoy your vacay, friendo. See you on the first.
@Dark Cloud
Well it's actually just a raft, not a full on boat. Brutrumukk is strong, but I don't think he's that strong just yet.

BTW everyone, notable edits have been made to my latest post, so be sure to re-read if you've read it already.
Oh my gentle jebus I created a monster


Created? What do you mean by that?
@Guardian Angel Haruki

I have two words for you: Powerful Build.
Brutrumukk


"Yeah, I could carry this thing easy enough." Brutrumukk said with a confirming nod as he stowed his weapons and stretched his arms in preparation. "Jus' gotta get it out the mud first. Should only take a minute." With that said, Brutrumukk took hold of the raft and heaved it from its muddy confines. Hoisting the raft onto one shoulder, Brutrumukk then turned to Jub, took a knee, and offered his other shoulder to the goblin. "Climb on, booyagh." Brutrumukk said. "I reckon it's 'igh time we got back to the others." Once Jub was safely seated on his shoulder, Brutrumukk then turned back to the mists from whence they came and moved to reunite with the rest of the party.

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Will I need to roll anything to pull the raft out of the mud?
@Cao the Exiled tiny cars, puny fashion police


Oh no, they're not tiny. You're just seeing them from a distance. They're a lot bigger up close. You'll learn this first hand soon enough. (⇀‿‿↼)
@Guardian Angel Haruki

Out of curiosity, what other lost things were there on the rolling table other than being able to keep secrets?
Brutrumukk


Brutrumukk perked up at Jub's words, the goblin's points restoring much of the bugbear's self confidence. "Yeah... Yeah! Yer right, booyagh!" Brutrumukk exclaimed confidently. "They didn't escape because I was greedy, they escaped because o' this stupid fog! Well that won't stop me next time. I'll be ready fer the fog, an' they'll be dead before they can reach it!" Brutrumukk stood up then and grinned down at Jub. "Thanks fer that. I feel much better already." Brutrumukk said happily. "Come on, let's get back to the others." With that said, Brutrumukk reached down to pick Jub up. However, the bugbear paused just before he did so as he noticed the raft he had been sitting on for the first time with a clear head. "Wait a minute." Brutrumukk said as he straightened up and turned to the raft. "What's this wooden thing stickin' out o' the mud?"
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