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The Wild Beyond Witchlight

@XxFellsingxX

Was there anything you or Jub wanted to say about Brutrumukk's plan, or should I take your silence as tacit approval of the idea?

Di'Siveks: Adventure (A D&D 5E Game)

No need to be disappointed. The 14 is enough. Expect an IC post soon.

Epyllion: Beyond Moonlight's Reach

Speaking of which, I still gotta find ways for Skobeloff to be brave, creative, or empathetic to obtain more Friendship Gems to fuel the gem sand's teleportation powers with.

Epyllion: Beyond Moonlight's Reach

Incorrect Quote Generator: Epyllion Edition

Skobeloff: Stargaze, we're friends, right?
Stargaze: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator):
I look at you with my autistic eyes.

Skobeloff: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.
Stargaze: Blocked.
Skobeloff: Sometimes, they’re good girls!
Stargaze: UNBLOCKED!

*Fellwing is crying after Seer-related drama*
Skobeloff: There there, Fellwing.
Fellwing, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Skobeloff: Great question—

Skobeloff: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Fellwing: What was that?
Skobeloff: The sound of someone else's problem.

Stargaze: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Fellwing: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Stargaze: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Skobeloff: Edible.

Fellwing: Stargaze learned how to fold origami penguins from Skobeloff the other day. I told her, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day she put them in the fridge.

Stargaze: Well, has Skobeloff been wrong before?
Fellwing: How wide are we willing to open this up?

D&D based RP

I'm gone also. Same reasons as above.

The Wild Beyond Witchlight

Incorrect Quote Generator: Brutrumukk and Jub Edition

Jub: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Brutrumukk: It's Brutrumukk.
Jub: What did he do this time?
Brutrumukk: No, it's me, Jub. It's actually me.
Jub: What did you do this time?

Jub: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Brutrumukk: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Jub: It’s four in the morning.
Brutrumukk: Turn the light back off.

Jub: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Brutrumukk: Jub, NO!

Brutrumukk: Let's all agree that goin' up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Jub: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

Jub: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Brutrumukk: Really? Then why is yer 'and stuck in a vendin' machine?
Jub: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

Jub: Is something burning?
Brutrumukk: My burnin' love for murder of course!
Jub: ...
Brutrumukk: ...
Brutrumukk: An' the kitchen is on fire.

Jub: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Brutrumukk: Shovel the pasta into yer face. Do it. Put it in yer face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Brutrumukk: I just ended a five year relationship.
Jub: Oh no, are you okay?
Brutrumukk: It's okay, it weren't mine.

Di'Siveks: Adventure (A D&D 5E Game)

Can I give my Inspiration to Aura to give her the Advantage?

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Feel free to do so.

Di'Siveks: Adventure (A D&D 5E Game)

*bonks head against the wall*

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Don't be too hard on yourself, Cascade does have an Intelligence of 9.

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Would I be able to counteract the disadvantage with the create bonefire spell? It's chill if not just wanna ask.

@LostDestiny

The spell wouldn't be able to counteract the disadvantage. The Inspiration that Aura has would be able to though.

Daggerheart: The Witherwild

Don't you mean 'Incorrect Quote Generator: Dimple & Prino Edition'? xD

@XxFellsingxX

Y'know what? Yeah. I do mean that. Edits have been made.

Daggerheart: The Witherwild

Incorrect Quote Generator: Dimple & Prino Edition

Prino: Did you know you remind me of 5 letters of the alphabet?
Dimple: What? Which ones?
Prino: U R A Q T.
Dimple: Awwww!

Dimple: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Prino: Peonies, why?
Dimple:
Prino: Were you going to get me flowers?
Dimple:
Prino:
Dimple: _{It's a possibility.}

Prino: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Dimple!
Dimple: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Dimple: Talk dirty to me~
Prino: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Dimple: Wha-
Prino: The economy is in shambles.

Dimple: I'm trash.
Prino: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Dimple:
Dimple: You smooth motherfucker.
Dimple: And yes it does.

Prino: You have to apologize to them Dimple.
Dimple: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Dimple: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Prino: You always act stupid.
Prino:
Prino: Wait...

Prino: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Dimple: Wow. They sound stupid.
Prino: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Dimple: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Prino: I guess you’re right. Hey Dimple, I love you.
Dimple: See! Just say that!
Prino: Holy fucking shit.
Dimple: If that flies over their head then, sorry Prino, but they're too dumb for you.
Prino: Dimple.