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@Lady Amalthea
Yeah, that was an excellent find, that theme song. Dragonforce, but set to banjo, steel guitar, and juice harp. Frigging brilliant. The barnyard noises in the last half really pull the whole song together, too. Apologies again to hardcore Dragonforce fans...

But anyway, onward and upward! From 2nd Lieutenant to First, First to Captain, and now the Executive Officer of a whole town. The Zombie Apocalypse has really done wonders for Ash's career. Maybe if we throw in gadflies and a river of blood, he can make Field Marshal before winter comes.

EDIT: Oh sure, when the half-Kryptonian Superman lookalike flies down into the camp uninvited he gets greeted with awe and almost immediate trust. But when Shay comes uninvited into the camp he gets greeted by batarangs, bullets, and a string of what I can only assume are threats and insults in Chinese.

...Is it weird I find Xiu more attractive than even Starfire? Hmm, could be my inner Spike Spiegel talking.


To be fair, he did call ahead first and approach openly, even if he is an entitled prick. Shay used bushes as soft cover while he waited to make his salutations.
It does indeed, for the most part. I'll draft a response tomorrow.
My submission, if the group needs a good engineer or distiller of fine spirits. Enjoy.


The Prince's eyes wandered about his surroundings as Batman spoke. He was taking in as much visual information as he could; information about people, their surroundings, level of technology, weapons at their disposal.

While not quite at the level of superstitious natives hurling fire-hardened sticks at thunder in hopes of frightening away the evil spirits therein, their tech had not advanced at a rate with which he felt fully comfortable. It seemed that lovely grey area where it was not so primitive as to be useless to him, but yet not advanced enough that he could recognize the function of most devices without explanation.

The people looked very much like refugees. A mismatched bundle of differences thrown together by desperation and fear. Yet hope persisted, like a nagging cough you just couldn't clear. He had to hand it to these people, whatever the dire emergency was that beat them bloody and threatened to do so again, they stubbornly stood against it, waving rude gestures in its face. They were fighters.

In his mind, while surveying the landscape, Batman's voice sounded much like this:

"Blah blah, blahbidy blah blah. Blah blargh, yakity fahrvergnügen, blah blah father has been compromised by Braniac."

Wait.

His eyes darted directly back to the Dark Knight, narrowing. The cowled Terran now had his full, undivided attention. His reason for even being on this rock just evaporated. Perhaps a new one took its place. He didn't know his father personally, but it was his entire goal to come to this place, meet the man, and learn from him.

He had zero love for Brainiac - the bastard was responsible for so much death on his homeworld, Almerac, weakening it to a point that it could be shattered utterly by another. The Empire stood, such as it was, its capitol planet replaced by a flotilla of Imperial vessels: flagships and worldships, luxury vacation liners replacing cities, mining and processing vessels filling the manufacturing needs of the new Capitol Fleet. The survivors of their people, in that time of extreme strife, turned back to the single strongest and most militarily inclined entity to lead them: The House of the Blood Royale. Still, the powerful youth stood to inherit a target, still weakened and rebuilding, if Brainiac was allowed to use Earth the way he used Warworld and tried to use Almerac.

"Brainiac... is here." he stated flatly. That certainly explained a lot. The Almeracian kept his posture dignified and face as neutral as he could, despite growing anger that peeked out irregularly. "I have abilities most similar to Mother's, though they present differently. I am not as powerful as she, yet. Still I may be of use in your endeavor. Tell me everything you know, then advise me of where I shall be most useful."
Lob Not Ogre...


"Yeah? I ain't a fonging cat, neither."

@Luminosity
I had forgotten that Persephone had a donkey. Keystone's in the market for a pack mule, himself. Horses are great and all, but useful outweighs pretty when you're out in the sticks any day.

I wonder if your donkey's going to come across a plate of hot, syrupy waffles in a clearing in the woods this session...
"Good to have you back, mi amiga." half-whispered, half sobbed El Sasquatcho, still holding Vesta's cringing form. "I'm so sorry we could not locate you in time. None of this is on you."

The noble Luchador lifted the mentally restored Titan and carried her over to her blood relative, addressing the founding Justice Leaguer directly. "Hola, Senorita... um, Woman. Por favor, could you see to your prima? We need to care for our wounded. He looked into Ves's eyes, smiled, and remarked in an almost cheery voice, "We will talk later, dulcita. You rest now."

The second El Sasqatcho turned his back on the two Amazons, he snapped away from smiles and reassuring talk. His eyes and posture became that of a Field Marshal. He looked to the newcomer who leapt down from the gaping hole in the ceiling with a hammer. "You! El Sasquatcho thanks you for your assistance. Make with the getting over here and grabbing Señor Ratboy. We need to get these two to a hospital, ahora."

The burly wrestler ran to Wildcat's hiding spot for the two heroes, kicking debris out of the way. With as much care as his haste would allow, he lifted the slumped and broken form of Zero from the ground, cradled his neck and back of his head, and made for the door.

On his way out, he looked to Wonder Woman, "If you have an opening with the Justice Leaguing, Miss Woman, por favor let El Sasquatcho know. It has to be safer than this.

Kicking open the doors, El Sasquatcho ran (as fast as he dared with the injured Zero) to his El Camino. As soon as his vehicle was in view, he skidded to a halt. His head cocked to the side, mouth agape, not quite believing what he was seeing.

The car was intact. Fully. Nary a scratch, as luck would have it. Yet still, El Sasquatcho's surprise made him come close to dropping his fragile teammate.

No, nonono... Every efrigging time! NO! Anytime those bastardo seagulls fly near my Vato Truck, they have to make with the bombing, but this El Sasquatcho refuses to tolerate! HEY, HAMMERGUY! When you come with the Rat Boy, please bring the paper towels and sandblaster with, okay?"

Focusing his eyes on the roof of his precious El Camino, there reposed the largest, most obscene example of giant radioactive owlbeast splattage known to civilized man. If but for a second, the horrified masked Luchador considered waiting for a bus.

***

...the El Camino roared from the Grant's Gym parking lot, fishtailing only slightly as he followed a memorized course to the nearest Emergency Room.
Still about, taking in the warm welcome and waiting for briefing.


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Season: Late Fall/Early Winter
Time Of Day: Mid-Morning
Weather: Cool air, cloudy. The wind is picking up, promising rain soon.
General Ambiance: Sleepy, but guarded.
Location: Hamlet of Salarn in the region of Gorlf just south of the Orc Settlement of Yzewz
Setting: Salarn



GM Controlled NPC

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Cremwise noted the slow readying of his assembled group of hirelings. He was partly hesitant to get out on the road, partly impatient that they hadn't already. Such was trade during wartime.

Wagons were slower to start, the more people traveled with them. It was a fact of his profession. This group of individuals didn't exactly know each other well enough to move with military-like organization, at least not yet. The relative safety of the town likely had a few of them feeling complacent. The older merchant had a feeling that, with the security of Salarn removed from the equation, this may change.

"Ah, good!" he said, sitting atop his wagon, reins in hand. The merchant forced a cheerful smile on his face, surveying his new temporary employees. "Let's not waste daylight!" Cremwise urged his horse forward. It responded, lurching the ware-laden wagon to a steady roll.

Following Kyra and Ash's trail, the Company departed the sleepy hamlet from the south, turning immediately to follow the makeshift wall around to the barricaded northern road. As the wagon touched proper road again, Cremwise glanced behind him to one of his larger escorts.

"You said your name was Keystone, correct? I've heard stories about a Monk using that name. Supposedly, he did all manner of unwholesome and heroic things, depending on who's telling the tale. Things with wizards and the undead. ...and a dragon... You him?"

Those checking the wagon for scent will clearly note the fresher scents of foodstuffs and leather (waterskins, packs, etc.). The bulk of the covered wares are a hodgepodge of herbs, oils, and other strong smells; picking out a single one is a herculean feat at this time.





Keystone

Location: Salarn, Exterior
Interacting With: The Company, Cremwise


The large man silently regarded Lob getting a good lungful of the group's scents. He even stood motionless while the Half-Orc turned his olfactory attentions towards him. Keystone had met his half blood kin before; they came with many different attitudes and outlooks. This one was unique, however. Different. More feral. Even less apt to use a spoon.

"Most folk just offer to shake hands." he intoned, steadfastly not offering his own for fear of what might be done to it. "Name of Keystone."

That was a very large Half-Orc. At least as strong as himself, possibly moreso. He was glad to have him as an ally for this venture, though unclear as to whether the gargantuan warrior would be an asset or a liability. Time would tell.

Keystone fastened his pack up and strode outside of the Crossed Swords Inn and Tavern. He looked over the assembled group in their traveling and fighting garb, and shrugged just a bit. He'd gone out to almost certain conflict with worse, certainly. Seeing as he had been on the road by himself for quite some time now, he could deal with a little companionship and added security of numbers.

With the practice of a man accustomed to this kind of work, Keystone hung his pack by the straps on the inside of the wagon. He fell into step alongside, mindful of the treeline and keeping Cremwise in plain view. Their indirect route out of town gave him an opportunity to mentally review his situation and clear his head. He looked for Persephone, figuring if he's going to have a pleasant conversation with anyone, it would likely be someone with which he had a common interest.

The head-clearing came to a swift and undramatic halt when Cremwise addressed him directly:

"You said your name was Keystone, correct? I've heard stories about a Monk using that name. Supposedly, he did all manner of unwholesome and heroic things, depending on who's telling the tale. Things with wizards and the undead. ...and a dragon... You him?"

Keystone's eyes widened for a fraction of a second before he recovered from the surprise. He knew word about some of his exploits had gotten around locally, but into a border town? Then he recalled that, as a merchant, Cremwise did a lot of traveling. Lots of places he could have heard something.

It was probably that smart-arsed bard he associated with for a time. It was bad enough he wrote poetry about their exploits, but the bastard had the out and out gall to put it to music and share it with others. Admittedly, most of what he sang about was true. Just not some of the details, and that's where he got nailed to the wall, the details.

Curiously, Keystone shifted his eyes to Sona, the Bard, to see if she showed any glimmer of recognition. Returning attention to their benefactor, he answered grimly (if not convincingly).

"Dunno what you're on about, Cremmy. Sounds like a proper cobswinger though, that guy."

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