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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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@Saarebas XD No problem, you can even get some of the blood Paxton drains out of people :D

In that case I hope we find some pixies to fight I hear their blood makes a great cocktail.
Yes, on the way back to Imperial space we stop by a planet with a thriving nightlife in which a Jedi dynasty are celebrating a wedding... Because if there are two things Sith love it's weddings and painting the town red.

...and on the way in the Sith waylay Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers, steal their instruments and dress themselves up as musicians...

I am going to throw Baby Acklays at all of you.

Hundreds of them.

Yay for target practice! *pulls out a heavy repeating blaster*
@RomanAria Someone from team Sneaky-Sneaky-Boom should post. Ohwait that's me. XD

Patch is just waiting on Owl's response to his offer of help climbing out the car, and for Fox to go climb to the roof access. Since Owl's our Psych specialist I'll be looking for her to lead the way with the guards, and I'll try not to let Patch get in the way too much. :)

Is @Avanhelsing still around, he hasn't posted IC for six days and OOC for three?
@Pripovednik "The bottle it is then, and your special too! Now where did you get this...?"

@ArenaSnow "I think I'll have one more,"

Noticing his customers' 'comradely' behaviour Geoff decided it mightn't be the best time to explain the origins of the battered old shield, or its bloody history, so instead made to turn away from the bar and head for the kitchens, which were separated from the rest of the bar by a service hatch set in the wall behind the counter.

Just as he did the shrouded stranger called over for another Battery Blitzer, his third within half-an-hour. Shaking his head at the poor man's bravery Geoff quickly refilled his cup and produced another set of metallic swizzle sticks to help in flow down the customer's gullet smoothly. "Here you go, Sir." He said chirpily as he quickly snatched the coins from the bar top and vanished them into his pocket. "I hope you know what you're doing, drinking so much of that stuff in one go? I've heard it tends to sneak up on you a little if you aren't too careful."

Having given his little pearl of wisdom Geoff turned back to the kitchen hatch, pulling it open to reveal a sucking black void beyond. In the far distance stars could be seen shining merrily in the deep, endless expanse and a vast, dust-filled nebula glowed from the reflected light of some unknown galaxy. "One special," The barman called into the darkness and waited a moment, tapping his foot impatiently, "Hurry up, we don't have all day."

Suddenly a cold grey tentacle reached around the edge of the hatch, it's sharp, chitinous claws scratching deep troughs out of the already heavily scarred wood before setting a white china plate down on the small ledge below. As it pulled back the tentacle jerked upward pointedly, much in the way a middle digit would've been if the tentacle had had hands. Slamming the hatch shut with a growl Geoff lifted the plate with one hand while plucking a set of cutlery from a nearby tray. "That's what I get for employing immigrants..." He mumbled to himself stepped back over towards Elderi.

Laying the plate down carefully in front of the muscular man Geoff tried not to stare at the way the young woman was practically draping herself over him, clutching a small glowing metal flower to her bosom as she did. Clearing his throat with a cough Geoff pushed the plate forwards, "He's your special, Sir."

@Gareth "I'll have one glass of red wine please."

Across the room Hilda smiled sweetly at the purse guest sitting at the corner table before heading back over to the bar. At once her eyes locked onto the platinum coin still sitting unclaimed on the counter, her fingers itching as she drew closer.

As she moved up close to the bar, sliding her tray of empty glasses onto the counter with practiced ease, Hilda suddenly found herself losing her balance and tumbling over Elderi. "I'm terribly sorry about that, Sir," She said with a cheery smile, slipping the coin into her pocket as she quickly stepped away to fetch a glass of the cheapest red wine the house had to offer.

Moving quickly, not wanting to be anywhere close when Geoff spotted the coin missing, Hilda dumped most of the last bottle of '82 Falmer's Special Reserve into the first mug she could find and quickly scurried back to the coin purse's customer's table to deliver his drink. "Here's you go, Sir, the finest red we have. That'll be two gold, if it be pleasing you."
@Adorabadass Is this still open? I'm interested in applying. :D

Still open, but we're filled up with Mages, so I'm only looking to accept Warriors or Rogues, although I'd still allow them to take some minor magics as a secondary choice to their main role if appropriate to their character.

@booksmusicanime My CS is complete

I'm sorry, but we've already got too many Mages on the team as it is. No problem with Lian's Rogue abilities but I'd have to ask you to drop the Mage ones otherwise we're going to be overloaded with magical mischief.

As @Genni said, I'd still be open to accepting some debuffing magics to be used as backup to Lian's main rogue skills, but the character would have to be played mainly as a rogue with a few tricks up their sleeves.

@Adorabadass Are we allowed to have more than one character?

The simple answer is 'no'.

If you have an idea for two characters who would always act as a single unit, for instance rogue twin siblings who fight together in battle and end each other's sentences or a crippled dwarf who always rides on the back of a golem, then I may be flexible with that decision, but if you're asking about two completely separate characters then unfortunately I'd have to stick with my last answer.
Speaking of bringing out the colour of things. That's one hell of an outfit CC ended up in. Any chance of getting teleported into her jungle for a little tête-à-tête? :D
@Genni I think I definitely chose well for Chuck. Casino = Organised Crime = Opportunity

The Dora backpack would've been a huge mistake, can you see Chuck trying to play football while wearing that outfit?
@SpookySquid I've updated Chuck's appearance details in the Characters thread, to reflect the way he looks now he's in-game. :)
As he felt his body beginning to dissolve, obviously being transported to some new location, Chuck quickly made a grab for the table, his fingers closing around the strap of the Gold Backpack still resting there. A moment later he found himself standing on the streets of a city his fingers clutching both backpacks for a second before the gold one slowly faded away, vanishing without a trace.

It was worth a try, he thought to himself, but obviously someone had been prepared for that little trick. Whoever was in control of this simulation had just gone up in his estimations of them, but only a little. Taking a moment to assess his situation, Chuck realised he his entire body was now covered with a heavy black robe with a the high hood and white mask shrouding his face from any casual onlookers.

Considering the reaction of the women nearby either his sudden appearance out of thin air or his attire seemed to have drawn attention and Chuck quickly turned to make his way to somewhere a little more private in order to inspect the contents of his backpack without interruption. Just then he heard footsteps coming up behind him and turning saw a thief plunging a dagger down towards his pack.

Stepping to one side to avoid the attack Chuck snapped his arm out, grabbing his assailant's wrist tightly, causing it to drop its knife down onto the pavement. Quickly bending down to pluck the blade up with his free hand Chuck pulled the goblin back into a nearby alleyway, out of sight of the elven guards. Glaring down at the goblin, his red eyes glowing slightly in the darkness and the goblin's own blade held to his would-be assailant's throat Chuck growled as menacingly as he could, "Where am I? Tell me about this place."@SpookySquid
We're waiting on the GM's decision on which AI each of us gets, but I liked the rest of your sheet.

Wait, we're allowed out of our armour too? Better tell Georgia that, he's been in his for weeks!

Oh, and before I forget...
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