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8 mos ago
Current I've never seen a root beer commercial.
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9 mos ago
@Aurkanthis. Today you have beaten your record for consecutive days alive. Congrats.
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9 mos ago
Remember, remember the 5th of November
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9 mos ago
"I understand that reference."
10 mos ago
Come with me. And you'll be. In a world of OSHA violations.
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Bio

Not sure what you were expecting, but there's nothing to see here.

Most Recent Posts

I got to see one of my sister's ex boyfriends pop up in the news.

For possessing child porn.

He was arrested obviously.
I'm still in this. I think I've got my character sorted out. Just need to type it up.
@SleepingSilence But I hear graveyards are becoming more popular. People are dying to get there.

I like to make terrible jokes.

(Not sorry)
There's a map in my room, on the wall of my room
And I've got big, big plans
But I can see them slipping through, almost feel them slipping through
The palms of my sweaty hands
And I move slow
Just slow enough to make you uncomfortable
I could use a new rp.
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone
When I was a child I fell out of a tree when the branch I was standing on broke.

Which explains a lot now that I think about it.
Battery
What exactly are you looking for?
I don't discriminate. I hate all needles regardless of their orientation relative to my flesh.
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