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Myriad Reality

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Ah. Well, that's mildly embarrassing. In that case, I am not a bear. In any case, I am not a bear, really.

@Disdain

I didn't believe you were. Quite the opposite, really.

Myriad Reality

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Ah, but you're not very good at hiding the fact that you're an electric eel.

@Disdain

Unfortunately, I am not that either.

Myriad Reality

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Are you a fish?

@Disdain

As shocking as it may seem, I am not a fish.

Myriad Reality

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Would it really? I feel like that'd just be strange, not terrifying.

@Disdain

It is if you happen to be a fish.

Myriad Reality

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Then it's a good thing I would be the one leading it.

@Disdain

I would hope that you aren't secretly a bear. That would probably be pretty terrifying.

Myriad Reality

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In some cases. If I were in this gang, I would allow myself only to be led by bears, because that would be a reasonable thing to do.

@Disdain

Bears cannot sufficiently lead.

Myriad Reality

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Me, I suppose. If I am, in fact, the leader, who else could cause me to come to you?

@Disdain

The leaders of the gang leaders, otherwise known as politicians.

Myriad Reality

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Technically, that's literally what really matters. But having a consistent aesthetic is also nice, which explains the random little teddy bear I have hanging around my neck.

@Disdain

And to whom do I owe the privilege of the prominent teddy bear gang leader being in my presence?

Myriad Reality

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That definitely does not go with your outfit.

@Disdain

It's functional, and I think that's what really matters in life.

Myriad Reality

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Eventually isn't now. *looks to the side* One wonders why your work isn't making you work, though.

@Disdain

*Throws a small pendant on the ground*
Protection jewelry. It's not my style, but hey. It works.