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Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!
I prefer to roleplay in the mature sections of places because I have a tendency to get pretty wordy when it comes to violence and language.
I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black.
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Ezra: //force feeds Webb a portion of human flesh...


Yeah that's what I was alluding to ahahah
Don't worry, Webb won't willingly eat human meat until absolutely needed. Otherwise he's happy hunting little birds and offering services to butchers for standard meat.
But I thought I'd add it in case someone wanted to try and use it against him at some point uwu

Anyway I'll add that to Webbs sheet and add a little thing onto my post that I thought of!
@Estylwen Had a late night idea to make Webb a bit more interesting(plus i want to roll some dice eventually too ahaha)
I was thinking; he's able to eat any meat, but theres a catch.
Meat prepped for humans - no effect
Wild caught animal meat(small birds, bugs, fish etc) - ablw to eat but will have to bring up the non-digestable pieces in 1d4 days time.
Human meat - 'feral' for up to 1d12 hours, is violently sick once back to normal.
Feral just basically means he's like a wild animal and is aggitated and unable to be consoled etc.

That sound okay?
De-Extinction;

We didn’t know what would happen, we just wanted to help the world…
I promise we didn’t know that this would happen like it did…


Start Transmission;
If you can hear this, please just take a moment to listen. I promise this will be worth your time.

Firstly, I want to apologise for what myself and other scientists did all those years ago. We didn’t think it would cause such a problem… We didn’t know it was going to cause so much loss.
I.. Think I need to explain myself.

My name is Doctor Alex Holmes. I was the head Science Director of ‘Project Renewal’; I was hired by the government to find a way to stop our resources depleting. It was supposed to be for the goodness of humanity…
Oh how we fucked up royally, yes I know.
I… We…

Sorry, I’m a bit shaky. My mind is a bit scattered, I’ll try not to ramble.

We found a way to double the resources we had left in the world, without needing to spend effort on trying to reduce our carbon footprint, go out to space or anything like that.
We found a lost god. It sounded too good to be true… And it was. It was way too good to be true.
Their name is-

The transmission cuts for a moment, the static sounding slightly warped, before it cuts in once more.
- It’s true intentions.
It told us it could revert what we had done, give us back what we had originally taken without taking away from what we already had.
But in order to do it, we had to give it something as a sacrifice…

Many men were used. Destroyed. Killed.
But the barrier between our world and theirs was shattered. They slipped through with ease, towering over us immensely and we were told - in our minds - that we were to be rewarded…

Reality warped that day.
Another Earth; we still don’t know where it came from, or when it came from, slammed into ours - Warping our entire world together with whatever it was.

Gods, what we lost was irreparable. We couldn’t repair what we did.. I’m sorry. I really am, I didn’t mean to cause this.
I didn’t mean for our technology to be wiped out, for things not to work. To basically throw us back into a technological stone age.

Please. If you’re out there.
Keep fighting.
Remember, the beasts are the least of our worries. Humans are known to train and domesticate, and I believe we can still do that with these things. But watch out.
They are out there.

Hungry.
Starving
They came to feed. And we allowed them in.

Keep strong. Humans are good at persisting.


Welcome to De-Extinction!
The world has been ‘destroyed’; an old Eldritch god woken by scientists in the year 2039 brought another Earth - Unknown where or when it came from - into the one we know today.
In doing so, time was thrown through a loop, as well as civilization as we knew it.

The lands ripped apart and strung themselves back together; some forming like they had in Pangea, some just pulling away into their own separate continents.
What was Europe and North America was shot together, turned into a twisted land of beasts and men.

It is not known what happened outside of this new Continent, now known as ‘Goldeya’. Radios went down, the internet seemed to disappear. A large ripple of technology destroying power echoed around the world once the two planets combined.
As well as destroying structures of cities and technology, something else came from the ‘Fissure Event’, as people are calling it.

Prehistoric Beasts were brought back, some didn’t survive the difference in atmosphere for longer than the first year; which is lucky - Meganeura was a hell of a thing to fight against. And while we don’t get to sneak around Dreadnoughtus, the smaller Sauropods still wander the land, but stick to the lush forests.

Pterosaurs roam the skies alongside other larger birds, of course the time-native birds seemed to survive okay as well. Most modern animals seemed to adapt to the new world well enough, the destruction of cities and reforming of native habitats in different spots seemed to help spike some numbers.

Therapods roam basically everywhere; the smaller, feathered ones stick to the closed parts of the broken streets of whatever small settlements still pop up around the place. There aren’t many proper cities around anymore, after the event caused most of the power to disappear.
Plus, the larger, more dangerous Theropods are drawn to noise; so big cities were never going to be viable again.

The main area this will take place in is <Insert name> <Insert Map>
<Area information>

But Prehistorics aren’t the only thing we need to worry about.
Stalkers is what they’re called.
They’re humanoid in shape, but they perch like monkeys in trees; their arms long and twisted. They’re drenched in shadows, we don’t know what they fully are, no one has been able to destroy one yet.
They hunt humans, they hunt Dinosaurs, they hunt animals. They’re hungry and we can’t stop them, nor can we send them back to where they came from…
Or can we?

<Snipped quote by SporkoBug>

Don't tell me he's a bird thing as well!

Edit: Spider


Bugg will not confirm nor deny at this time.


hehe.
okay so I was doing research on Pyroraptors (Raptors in general actually) wondering which one was the biggest and found out the Pyroraptors (What Mimi is based off) BARELY comes up to the waist of a standard human. Which just makes Mimi, even cuter, but also so much more funnier xD
silently dropping Mimi lore. Maybe Potentially we get to see the other pack members in the future uwu
Ghost Corp Head Quarters, Barracks

@Estylwen@Herald@Qia

Mimi rested on the soft bedding they were given after everything that happened in the Fighting grounds, they wanted to go make sure VV was alright, but they didn't want to get near the lasers.
They perked up a little when Le Frey came in to give food and water, Mimi moved quickly to take the jerky gently with their arms.

They stayed quiet as they listened, their feathers fluffed slightly before they looked over towards VV as she spoke before looking back to Le Frey. They stayed seated for a moment before Val moved to chuck things over towards VV, staring daggers towards Le Frey. Instinctively the dinosaur wild stood up between the two of them with a chirrup. "No fighting!" They mimicked what sounded like a mothers voice, looking between the two of them. "Fighting will get no where." They wanted to stop the tension before it even started. The air grew tense and now tasted wrong to Mimi.

"Tell the General I did it." Wrens' voice came from the doorway as he limped down the stairs and into the group. "I understand why she acted out, you know I did much worse when I came here." He said with a weak chuckle, wincing before he looked towards Le Frey, before looking towards VV in her cell. "The scientists here are... I wouldn't say thoughtless, they just... Lack emotional Depth sometimes."

Mimi moved quickly to Wrens' side, pressing themselves against his side. "Hurt? Injured?" They said quietly, Wrens' hand moving to pat the dinosaur wilds head gently. "Ithil'lan, faer'athen, lath'enor. (I'm okay, thank you little one)" He said softly to Mimi before returning his gaze back to the two males.
"We need not petty squabbles." Ferz spoke through Wren, causing Mimi to flinch at the sudden voice change and tone shift coming from her favourite feeding friend. "We all have anger or resentment towards Umbra in some way, but we will not learn how to take them down if we keep putting our teeth at each others throats." Ferz shot a look towards VV, crossing his arms before walking over to the front of her cell and looked to her.

"Even as a prisoner you shouldn't go unfed, unless Ghost Corp are harsher than the Wild King, himself." Ferz gave a glance towards Le Frey with narrowing eyes. "Speaking of which." The Wendigos eyes moved back to the dinosaur wild. "I have seen your kind before. When I was younger, before I was strapped to this man. Your kind follow the King closely, yet you do not seem to care much about him?"

Mimi's feathers prickled slightly, they shrunk down into themselves with their tail curling around their body instinctively. "You follow the King, no?" They asked quietly, "I... My pack does. Pack... Does not - Did not like Mimi." It was a soft subject for Mimi, and they didn't want to talk about it. "What of Mercy and Inu?" Mimi tried to turn the conversation around, looking towards Val and Le Frey, "You bind to human but... Does heart still follow the call of Wild King?"
Oh she and Harriet would get along! Both mammas ahaha
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