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Stop fighting it! This is what you wanted from the beginning, isn’t it?
*Leaps upward onto another platform,leaving behind an energy-form version of me to continue holding the hammer, then begins to run up small blobs of energy toward the other side of the hammer’s head*
This will be the final blow, I’ll make sure of it!


*One bolt shoots into the sky as I slowly stand up, scowling*
What I wanted from the beginning!? Let me show you, you piece of utter garbage and filth, EXACTLY WHAT I WANT.
*The bolt falls back on top of me and the lightning creature shrinks back into me; I shoot into the sky and kick the hammer directly in the head*
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*Struggles for a brief moment under the crushing force, then melts into the space-esque energy and flows upward out of your grasp, before reforming on a circular floating platform of energy*
You need to just die already! HURRY UP!
*Forms a new hammer in my hands, this time far too unrealistically large, and rears back with it*
Getting bigger won’t help you. I’m going to smash you!
*Swings it down over my head toward you*


*The hands grab it and struggle to push it back*
...
*Clenches my teeth as I try to sit up*
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Why are you li-
*Gets cut off by the thumbs crashing down on me*


*The hands scoop you up and crush you between them*
...
*Coughs and then speaks weakly*
This is... like... really lame...
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*Thrusts my arms out to either side of me and ejects energy toward the hands to resist*


*The thumbs press down from above*
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*Stops and decides to take the opportunity to figure out what’s going on*


*The the arms extend toward you and crush you between the two palms*
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Are you still not dead?! I don’t have time for this!
*Holds both of my hands in front of me, palms out, as they begin to glow with that black hue with small white dots, before unleashing continuous beams of energy into you as you lay there*


*A large green body and hands stops the beams before they get me*
...
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Need to stop.
*After finishing your sentence for you, the expanding energy from the air above usel very quickly begins to swirl downward and flow into you, incessantly and continuously until it all is used up, leaving all the energy that was in the air now gone and the space freed*


AUGH!!!
*Grimaces and falls over backward*
...Rubber... you're glue.
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*Grits my teeth and grabs you by your arm, sending a surge if energy through your body again hefore flipping you over and slamming you onto the ground, then I jump to my feet and turn to face you*


*Breathes heavily and pulls myself up*
I...
*Grabs my right arm*
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*Slowly pushes myself up, despite the effort you’re exerting against me, before you feel a sharp pain shoot right up your arm as an energy spike shoots directly up from my neck into your palm and up your arm, all the way out through your shoulder*
Don’t begin to even dream that you understand me.
*Grabs your legs and begins pouring my own energy into you*


*Winces and recoils*
So you do have emotions, or at least a semblance of them.
*My fingernails sharpen, and I dig them into your stomach*
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Oomph!
*Goes skidding across the ground, face down, then stops*


*Follows without letting up and pins your neck to the ground with one hand, shooting waves of electricity into you with the other*
And this is the part where you grab me and try to vaporize me with that huge StupidEnergy plane.
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