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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Bio

Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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Ok, there's going to be a few changes.

I mean, not IC, but how things are getting run now.

I'm going to close applications and restrict the rest of the RP to Jenso, Nechrophage, and Whimsley. further apps will be through invite only, to avoid letting more dead posters into the mix. This may be a very small cast, and it's really disheartening, but y'all are still here, and we're still kicking.

I'm going to try and unite everyone ASAP, but this still may not happen for a while. The loss of so many role players has kind of fucked a lot of what I was planning to do really hard.

This means I'm going to have to simplify the plot just a little now as well. It won't change much practically, but there won't be situations where the main group splits up if I can help it once I unite y'all.

I'm currently discussing how to proceed with Hatman, and I won't be posting until we figure a few things out, as he's fallen a bit out of the loop with all the things happening in his life.

Will keep you all updated.
@Raindrop You can sign up if you'd like, yes. The CS skeleton is in the initial OOC post.
I shall be making a biggish post once my sinuses stop burning like a motherfucker, and probably expell the two new players who haven't posted.
@rechonq @Kafka Komedy @Holy Soldier @Lmpkio @Lugia

Bumping once more, just to make sure nobody's forgotten.
@Lugia You'll have to randeviou with the main group soonish, but they haven't left yet. Nobody's waiting on you, but it would be wise to finish off fireman real quick and make your way towards them.


Toad Town


The chaos continued to spread eastward, until most of the civilians were either dead, or as far away from Toad town as they could manage. Fire started to spread in the south, prompting a ominous column of smoke, and the terrified screams of towns-folks as Bokoblins and Moblins tore through the city streets with reckless abandon. "Ragahaa!" The boisterous little monsters cried out across the square in unison. There seemed to be no hope left for the city of Toad town. Mario and Luigi were nowhere to be seen...

Peach's castle


"Brooo!!!"


Luigi came crashing into Peach's bedroom, rushing his way past the several occupants, almost unaware of their presence entirely. He stopped before Mario and bent his knees nervously. "Bro! Is the princess ok? I can't help the town on my own! Oh man, the tournament was ruined! Did I leave the oven on? What the heck is happening!?" Luigi rambled in panic. Upon seeing Bowser though, he froze up and vibrated away from Mario in a comedic fashion. "Yahahoo! What is BOWSER doing here Mario?? Did HE kidnap the princess?!"

Before Mario had a chance to respond to his Brother's eccentric inquiries, another person rushed into the room in an even bigger panic.

"Mariooo!!!"


The newcomer crashed into Luigi, knocking him over like a little green tree, and climbing atop his L-labled cap. The newcomer was a Goomba with a distinctive blue cap, and he looked awfully tired. It was almost as if he'd just run a marathon! "Mario!" the newcomer cheered, hopping on Luigi's head happily. Wait a moment, that voice! It was none other than Goombario!

"There are some creeps wrecking Goomba Village!"

"Please get off of me.."

"They won't listen to reason, it's a catastrophy!"

"I can't feel my neck.."

"They even took my little sister! I don't even know what's going on anymore!!!"

"Mama-Mia.."

"...What's going on here?"
Sorry for the short post, I've just nothing much to do IC without a response from the Zig-zagoon, and I'm in no mood to fluff up my writing atm.
Tesh Yama

Redorchard


"Oh!" Tesh hooted with uncharacteristic excitement. But before he could say anything, Kaz padded between him on the feisty little Zigzagoon with a fire in his eyes. But unlike in his first encounter, Tesh's Meowth stood his ground, albeit while scraping his claws across the dirt impatiently. Tesh chuckled happily to himself and reached for his pokedex. With overbearing excitement, he rose it to scan the zigzagoon and log it away into his pokedex. Kaz waited as long as he could, but before Tesh was able to command him, he darted off haphazardly and attempted to slash at the Zigzagoon's face with his right front claw. "Wait, Kaz!" Tesh called out a moment too late, fumbling with his pokedex.

Inventory
500 pokedollars
Ficus Pokedex
1 x Potion

Pokemon Team
Kaz ~ Meowth ~ Healthy
Lord Krunk's Quarters

A furious ball of stupidity.


Upon entering the massive tower, it was revealed to be pretty much entirely hollow. The roof was so far off that it was almost impossible to make out the brick patterns above them. The walls were smooth with only a few windows that sat several feet below the roof. It looked almost as if the entire tower was a hollow storage area, without storage! The building was at least 30-40 meters wide and long, if not more, which seemed totally CRAZY!

Why would there be so much spa-

"These three idgits!?" Lord Krunk bellowed from behind his massive flattened helmet. He was round, just as his soldiers and generals. But unlike them, the leader of the Krunk legion was MASSIVE! He stood about 15 feet tall, had a massive boulder-like set of dark grey armor with a fancy 'K' Engraved in the center of his chest. General Spike turned to face the intruders, smiling under his helmet. "General Spike, Tell me dat dese little wimps aint responsible, dats unbelievable! Impossible! They're... They're so tiny!!"

"I'm afraid so, Lord Krunk," Spike affirmed, arming his wrist cannons. General Krunk was still... Uh... S-Sit...ting? Yeah, sitting. Sitting in a throne made of stone, rounded to fit his gigantic metal ass. He soon struggled to his feet though, standing with a couple of heavy 'stomps' that lightly shook the floor.

"You dimwits! You Danged Dumb-asses! Who da hell do you think you are bargin' in here and killin' off mah men?"
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