The Grey Dust

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"I can swim." "She's quite possible a witch then. we should burn her. Or pee on her I heard that works too."

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"Are we there yet?" "Do you see your castle anywhere?" "No." "Then no we are not there yet, now please we are on an important quest to destroy all humans."

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Your princess is in another castle.

"Her young majesty currently chooses to reside within another rampart fortification designed to bar ye rabble folk from interrupting her majesty's enjoyment of viewing upon the most fascinating tale told known through the land as the "Game of Thrones""

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Dragons and Dragonomelts give me indigestion.

I'll just stick with my bucket of potato wedges.
Which were in no way obtained from demonic offerings to elder entities.

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You are no longer an Eevee. This is a problem. I wished to introduce you to a Ditto and make eggs for Pokeomelets.

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"Wonderful. I believe the human shall be and wonderful addition to the party. We do require a beast of burden for my sample vials, and other party surplus items, to which I believe if her dress is indeed as useful as she claims, we have found ourselves the perfect meatshield for the attention of any enemies we come to pass by." R'lyeh mused as he looked to the rest of the group, the reactions were mixed so far. "Although I am still unsure if her assets outweigh the cost of keeping her in our travels. Using a simple Gygaxxian analysis tends towards leaving her here..."

"The benefits of traveling with a her include having a porter to haul our extra effects, abusing her array of enchanted articles of clothing and accessories to provide a living shield to absorb enemy assaults, and quite possibly a lead as to what forces were responsible for the events here to which we may yet learn something. Given these three reasons for taking her, I analyze the costs being her possible requirements for food and supplies at which pack animals are the least of our concerns to keep alive, another consideration becomes of her effects that is to say that perhaps we should deduce all the enchantments on her person and the height of her magical abilities in case she becomes a detriment to our party by magical means. My concern regarding her last statement suggests her dress is far more capable than it seems, and as such should be treated with caution especially if it is made of Fateweave Silk which is impossible to penetrate, tear, cut, crush, as well as having very powerful enchantments which render the wishes of the wearer true. And of course traveling with a human does not generally generate good rapport for us, especially given her highbrow additutude towards our party which suggests she will be more than happy to reunite with her own species once encountered and as such we may find ourselves in a rather similar fate to these goblinoids. So it seems the cases against her so far outweigh the possible benefits. Could we just leave her here and get on with the adventure? Although I could use some more water, do tell is there a clean source of water in this village? Oh and since the rest of your kin are dead, any foodstores and surplus supplies we may take from the village to assist us in our travels? In when a S'Augwin dies, our possessions are pooled back into the community to be used by those who require it as we have no actual families but rather clutches of the same age we associate with. Is this not the same with terrestrial societies?"

Blood Compact (Open!)

I shall return in about 3 to 4 days time If I'm lucky. If I am not, I will be stuck for a few more days beyond that. And if I am really unlucky, well, I shall have to petition the cosmos to return from beyond the grave to finish up this thread.

Heavens Fall

Alrightly, I'll let Wraith and everyone else post first before X leaves the ideas open.

Heavens Fall

@Thantos I work retail at a hobby and craft shop... Bleh! It is a nice job, don't get me wrong, I just hate dealing with most of the people that come in expecting us to know everything about all the stuff in the store. As for where I live, North Dakota.

I am finishing up my post and hope to have it up tonight or early tomorrow.

@Master Crim

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Lies. All of it Lies. Well maybe not the part about the hobby and craft shop. Or North Dakota. Or the people being pompous aficionados. To which the last I am slightly guilty of myself when it comes to tea pots, just the other day in fact I was enjoying a lovely conversation with a tea and teawares vendor regarding tea and teawares. Safe to say the man knew about his green teas, but not much about black.

Then again I suppose as the joke is, tea people can't tell the difference between Shit and Luwak.

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Thief should do a check to steal that dress off her... -cough- I mean um... -insert witty comment here in my voiceover-

Speaking of this, when you folks read my text, what sort of voice do you guys have speaking in your head?