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5 days ago
Current A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!
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8 days ago
By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...
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9 days ago
I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..
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16 days ago
Where else would you keep a diamond-powered tactical ASSAULT super suit?
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16 days ago
Arnold Schwarzenegger stores his Mr. Freeze power suit in a salt mine so youll never catch him asking: "Honey, where is my super suit?"
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Because Sanity my dear, is far too overrated rather than far too difficult to keep.
So... Does Bedi show up and eliminate Magnus or do I just have him clean up the mess Mo and Magnus left him?
Well unfortunately my missingno fainted and I can't seem to find a center that will help me.
In Starfire 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Bookmark for interest, will attempt to make a character sometime this weekend.
Well I needed to work to get those 1500 pokedollars back... I play low stakes pokemon battles, so we only stake 10 pokedollars at a time...
Oh and also the posting order suggests I have the last word now <_>.
-narrows eyes- you win this time... Here have a resurrection scroll... Use it upon your death to revive yourself...
I am... sick. *dies*


I'd do CPR but I'm not sure that works on dead peoples.
@The Grey Dust, I am suing you for my necromancer 7. I had to be revived, 'cause that joke was so funny it literally killed me.


Here is 1500 pokedollars good for one revive. I don't believe you died. Merely fainted. Because pokemon.
Too bad the dress also makes her immune to fire.
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just make sure to tell that to the people of her city so they can throw her out of it, thinking she's a witch... anyone else find it odd that they think witchcraft is dangerous when magic is fairly common in this universe?


Our logic is infallible. You have no grounds to question our reasoning. Now, stand aside as we proceed to weigh the woman against the mass of this duck. if she weighs less than the duck, she must float, and as such cannot drown and thus must be made of wood because she floats. Thus she is a witch and highly flammable. Thus using supreme deduction, we have concluded she is a witch and must be burned.

If not we get to call her names regarding her weight which clearly outweighs a standard medieval fantasy duck. And as such will be considered unattractive for the female stereotype of this genre and will be unwanted to befit the female human adventurer role in our party.
It does exist. Like Santa Claus.
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