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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Jayce/Location: Cliff


Jayce flinched as the assassin who'd struck Beatrix slammed into the cannon beside him. Looking away from the man, Jayce nervously looked at the sparking bits of the cannon, muttering: "Crap,crap,crap,crap,crap,crap,crap..." as he tore away at loose panels that were more than likely just being forced away from the inner parts of the cannon from the overload. Blinking as Beatrix landed beside him, Jayce was completely taken by surprise when she kicked him away, just as the thing exploded. Shielding his eyes with his artificial hand, he barely managed to get a good view of the cliffside crumbling.

Descending rapidly, Jayce knew that he wouldn't have time to grab a lacrima from his pouch. Luckily enough though, he was falling over a decentyl sized tree. Grabbing a branch with his artificial arm, the force of Jayce's descent, as well as his weight shattered the branche, forcing him to grab another. Three branches later, he finally came to a stop, just a few feet above the ground. Looking at the smoldering remains of the cannon and cliff, Jayce sighed deeply. "...It just had to explode...I wanted to look at its insides too..." he grumbled, before he descended from the tree. "...I gotta find that lady though. She saved my skin back there." He placed his hands behind his back and pushed, cracking his back loudly before he starts walking. "Hell of a day..."

Shabams.
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Jayce/Location: Cliffside


Jayce whistled as he watched the massive man in armor fall off the cliffside, shaking his head as he hit the ground. "...Man, guy must've been a real ass to deserve that." he thought as he steadied his grip. Staring in awe as the cannon fired the chain, he started to break into a cold sweat as he saw the land mass it hooked start to inch closer. Didn't matter how fast, that thing was going to get pulled in. Even if it wasn't going fast, it was more than likely going to crush the castle in the center of the town and destroy the whole thing. Getting a firm grip and digging into the rock wall with his right arm, Jayce used his free hand to pull a Red, Blue, and Green lacrima from his pouch. Locking all into the drawer of his forearm, he closed it up and steadied his grip with his left hand, simply saying: "Steam." before steam poured from the fingertips of his right hand, the scalding vapor slowly moving around the area and becoming more of a mist.

Climbing up, Jayce ran over to the cannon, looking for any kind of access or maintenance panel he could use to get into the inner workings of the machine. It'd be bad if the thing exploded, especially with all these people up here. And the unstable cliff.
I'll get a post up around tomorrow...been kinda swamped lately.

Finally posted. Jayce is the cliff-punching king.
Jayce/Location: Cliff side Overlooking Edolas


Jayce narrowly avoided taking a lightning bolt to the face as Angelo started firing lightning bolts at the cannon, ducking back over the side of the cliff as he heard the air pop with the heat of the electricity. Cursing bad timing on both his and Angelo's fault, Jayce racked his brain for a plan to dispatch the guards without putting the hostage at risk. They were at an advantage not only in numbers, but they also had a captive they could injure or kill if he fought. Taking a deep breath as his hair started to stand on end from the built-up static in the air, Jayce quickly touched a bit of the rock wall with his artificial arm.

"The rock is fairly smooth around here...the impact from the cannon being set down doesn't seem to have shaken up the cliff at all. Maybe...just maybe..." he thought as he cooked up a plan. Reaching into the pouch on his belt with his left hand, he pulled out a small spherical lacrima that looked almost like a perfectly round rock, a slate grew color with various speckles of brown coating its surface. Loading it into his arm, a soft hum emanated from it, before rocks and pebbles from the top and sides of the cliff started to gather towards it, collectively sticking to the golden arm. After a few moments, the arm was encased in a thick rock layer all around it, making the whole thing roughly double its normal size. Taking a firm grip on the side of the cliff, Jayce slammed his fist into the side of the cliff, causing the whole thing to start to shake, and causing a fairly massive crack to form as the rock cracked under the force. With one final punch, Jayce shook the very foundation of the cliff, barely able to hold his grip as the land structure shook. "...Just gotta hope Sparky can hit a standing target."

Nori/Location: Train Carriage


Nori whined slightly as Trinity pet her, before the spider dog yawned, quickly turning about in her seat three teams before she lied down, closing her massive red eyes.
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I know! Sorry, sorry! I got... REALLY distracted with LEGOs, and Fantasy Life, and Big Hero 6. Sorry! I'm here. I'm posting!


How is Fantasy life? Wanted to get it but haven't gotten a chance.
Yo, do you guys think this works for a theme song for Torie? I've been raking my brain trying to think what'd fit him.
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Ha, the Gentdactyl is not paranoid. Just very very cautious about most thing. There's a difference. Right?



Someone get the duct tape and rope, he's catching on.
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Nothing has been done with that yet, so the guards are still there.


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