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11 mos ago
Current why does legend? because evil is a foot
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1 yr ago
alright kids make sure you keep your mercury pills on hand
2 yrs ago
are we sure that kneecaps are real or has big ortho gaslit us all into believing in them
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2 yrs ago
1.5 oz gin, 1.5 oz sweet vermouth, 2 to 4 dashes orange bitters
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2 yrs ago
dra til helvete

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Callum I've got bad news, they're carding me at the border, I gotta jump two years


"No!"

Repeat for fifteen minutes.
"No."
Callum is, however, glad that he's back to not being the youngest PC.
Callum regrets that he can't tell the people up over the surface to keep an eye out for that dragon and the guy on it to keep them from getting away, but he can't just go and leave the queen when she says "you should join me down in Athius now!"
"Haha, what? That's crazy. Wait, you're serious? What?"
[going for broke]

"But moooom!"
"I don't know what this sword is, or why it appeared in front of me and why I have it, but it's mine now and I'm not just handing it over."
pingus
none of you remember the things i do. it's a lonely existence being the only one to remember everything in all my friend groups
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