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11 mos ago
Current Once a DM, forever a DM, that's what they say, Birdboy. And I've been banished into forever DM territory xD
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12 mos ago
Happy birthday! 🎉🎉🎉
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12 mos ago
Happy 4th of July everyone! I hope everyone has a great day.
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1 yr ago
When your bus breaks down during a 77°F/25°C day. Let's go!
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1 yr ago
I didn't neccisarily have a difficult day but I think today wore me out so much I came home and emotional ate 1.5 quarts of frozen yogurt.
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Whyyyy do you knoooow thaaaaat.


Because... bones only typically count for 20-25 pounds of the body weight. SO if you say the average human is 165 pounds and minus 20-25 pounds. Then you have 145-ish pounds. To make burger you need muscle and fat. Healthy humans contain both. Meaning, we would get 145 (1 lbs) burger.

I know this because I used to play a serial killer cannibal in a dystopian world. His name was Bobo Del Rey. I did a lot of fucked up research for that character.
Each truck load of corpses deliver to Noc Noc burg is 1 wealth.


Which means, on average, that would be 145 (1 lbs) noc noc patties produced as well.
Asterion would probably be in slacks and a dress shirt, relaxing in the sun, and reading a book or something.

If he was in a swimsuit, he would be in a turtle neck wet suit with gloves. Still reading a book somewhere.

Maybe being a gigantic kid and play wrestling with people like Krish, Zarek, or Jax.
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Matt x Emily honey moon arc.


Why can't they have a different honeymoon arc like... enjoy each other's company and not being invested in Asterion's helpless love life?
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We could definitely do that as an intermission type deal, I think that might actually be quite rewarding. Maybe when the plot thickens a bit more... 🤔


Asterion gonna bully Vincent at the beach and kick his sandcastle over. /jk jk
It could be cool to have off-topic episodes like that where things are smooth or "alt-verse" types of deals in the future. If capable.

It is fun having characters interact inside and outside of the main plot. I love reading little snip bits of people adding things like that into their writing.
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You know it's really too bad I didn't have Emilia take him up on his offer :p


Asterion would honestly look at her like she had multiple heads or lost her mind if she actually took him up on anything of the sort. He'd probably ask "What do you want?" or "What are you trying to get? You can just ask for that instead."

New goal of the RP. Get Asterion laid.

That's the real source of the gyft


Asterion doesn't approve of this goal.

With how much of a flirt this man is (and I am in the OOC), Asterion would probably try every way to delay and deflect an actual situation like that happening because I feel like he's scared of getting emotionally attached on that level and losing someone (that fear alone makes it so he doesn't go that route). Like I probably should update his biography (If that's not in there already, I don't remember) type of deal.
Matthias will bring peace to all of Nocturnia and usher in the era of Urban Fantasy Romance Slice of Lofe.

He will get Asterion laid, will make Leon into a house husband, and will finalize his Adel-Khor ship.


I don't know if that first statement in the second sentence is possible. That means Matthias has to find someone that is willing to touch Asterion AND Asterion is okay with them touching him. This man doesn't even wanna be shirtless in front of himself let alone another person.


I love Selene! Move her to the character tab!
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