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Recent Statuses

9 days ago
Current Been having a pretty rough RL thing going on in my life lately. Family related, long story, but it's looking a bit better now. Getting back to RPing again.
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4 mos ago
[@SouffleGirl123] I'd say that Wattpad itself is a disappointment. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4 mos ago
Finally gave my bio profile an overhaul. Now it looks so much cleaner and more professional - without toning down my usual snarks.
4 mos ago
Still busy rushing even more articles because it's getting close to White Day - and Japan sure fucking loves their White Day. So RPs and responses may be slow, delayed or on hold for this 2 weeks.
4 mos ago
Over(work) 9000



"Freedom is meaningless without a boundary called rules."

|| GMT+8 | Hemingyay | GFX | Gaming ||

「 M O I 」

Just a random Asian dude living in the (near) future well past the legal drinking age but still rotting away in college at the moment. Likes learning new languages and the culture behind each of them, though he only understands enough to get by everyday conversations that don't sound like automatic machine guns. By the way, English isn't his first language, and it's through shedding lots of blood and sweat that he's able to reach here, to this current level of crap writing you're reading now.

Still want to read on? He applauds you for your stubbornness.

A proud sarcastizen who is constantly suffering from insomniac eccentricity, and a curious soul who will try to give new things a shot whenever possible, but he's ultimately still as opinionated as you are (yes, you), with his own flair of weird taste in the kind of stories or settings he enjoys working with. Rumored to be a closet sadist who enjoys sitting back and let you despicable minions to try and humor him, entertain him with all your sex jokes and colorful insults... but few have succeeded to tickle him enough not to snort at you failures and blatantly ignore your worthless existence.

Other than having five years of roleplaying experience on/off under his belt, he's also a writing hobbyist with novel-quality writing that can put you all native English writers to shame. To rub salt further into your face, he's now getting paid for his shitty writing - yes, he is finally making money with his hobby and passion for the literal arts. Doing his dream job. And of course, to inflate his own sorry ego.

Forever busy - going through the Dark Ages of horribly limited internet access, and may disappear from time to time to wage war on retarded school projects. Mostly writes at an advanced level and highly encourages collaborative writing, even for 1x1s. Also, he's one of those shameless kind who would rather do so in threads and show the whole world his writing too epic for you people to appreciate his true worth.

He's lame, he's sarcastic, and he has been severely infected with Randomness Syndrome that he should be drowned in a pool of salt for his bad jokes... Hang on, why is being an innocent cinnamon roll a crime to humanity?

「 R O L E P L A Y S 」

Due to my busy real life schedule, I've made a personal policy of only taking up one active group roleplay each time. However, this policy doesn't extend to 1x1s, as long as the partners are flexible and patient with me going on hiatus constantly.

Baybridge Gaybitch: Halcyon Days | Group | @Mr Allen J
Shizuka is back to break the fifth wall kick moar asses.
(Because of my personal roleplaying policy, I'm stuck with the gayest group RP - again.)

Saisei: The Crimson Dawn | Group | @Gowi
Too deep in canon joke that now I have to hope my character won't be the first to die.
(Because I got invited by a friend to join this, I have to break my own rule - again.)

Pokemon: Hoenn Fantasy | 1x1 | @Altered Tundra
"I've come up with a new recipeh!" #IgnisIsBrock
(For the sake of RPG I'm sad to say that I have to censor most of Yuffie's horribly awesome nicknames to cater for childish SJWs.)

Sekirei: Pure Sanctuary | 1x1 | @RyuHll
Still waiting for the day Hikari can bitchslap my Orinami... and another chance for Nagisa to greet a new friend with a sniper gun under their chin.
(I just have the knack of making yanderes. #SorryNotSorry)

Star Riders: Hoshizora no Riders | 1x1 | @Gowi
Currently having a dilemma to choose between a professional pervert and idol whore.
(You know what, let's just have them all be kinky with each other to save the damn world from killer lolis. Yay.)

Unlight | 1x1 | @Dusksong
First attempt at a romance-ish RP. Wish me luck - and make be sober over how I can only have fictional girlfriends.
(While I try my best not to turn Meyer's perfect vamps into assholes because I'm really itching to do that for the lolz.)

「 P E E R S 」

I'm not exactly a very sociable person, but feel free to talk to me. I can assure you that I'm a pretty cool guy - you can even ask around the site if you are skeptical about my pathetic reputation, lol.

@Altered Tundra | Broest of Bros.
@Carantathraiel | Addicted to caffeine.
@Dioxide | Human cannonball.
@Dusksong | We're just getting started.
@FernStone | Oh look someone else has actually broken our collab record. Yay or nay?
@Gowi | G.O.W.I. = Gundam of Warpugle Insanity.
@Mr Allen J | G.A.Y. = Gloriously Autistic Yeti.
@RyuHll | I'm so not sorry for turning your harem upside down. Orinami for best waifu.
@shylarah | *insert collage of glomping gifs here*
@Zombiedude101 | When history meets politics.

@Estylwen | Writing is chemistry.
@Shoryu Magami | Ze record breaker.

「 A R C H I V E 」

Tsukune Reservoir Chronicle
The graveyard where I dump all mah character sheets (and some lore notes because why not).

Tsukune World Chronicle
Coding workshop for iChecks and OOCs, from sluggish actives to upcoming epics... and even dead failures.

The Art & Beauty of BBCoding
The most comprehensive guide to BBcoding on RPG. #NotBragging

"Neko Punch, Neko Punch~"

「 Q U O T E S 」

It's the origin to the greatest ideas ever known to mankind."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, yet the highest form of intelligence."
Oscar Wilde

"Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life."

"If I don't get at least one sarcastic observation from you per day, I would think something was seriously wrong with you IRL."

"You are one known for some pretty fucked up stories."


Vivi, World of Final Fantasy

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