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3 mos ago
Getting back on track with RPing. Slowly, but surely.
3 mos ago
Been having a pretty rough RL thing going on in my life lately. Family related, long story, but it's looking a bit better now. Getting back to RPing again.
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7 mos ago
Finally gave my bio profile an overhaul. Now it looks so much cleaner and more professional - without toning down my usual snarks.
7 mos ago
Over(work) 9000
8 mos ago
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." --Gilgamesh, Mobius Final Fantasy



"Love is an illogical necessity that exists solely for the survival of humanity."

|| GMT+8 | Trilingual | Gemini | Slytherin | INTP | Hemingyay | Backup ||

「 M O I 」

Just a random Asian dude living in the (near) future well past the legal drinking age but still rotting away in college at the moment. Likes learning new languages and the culture behind each of them, though he only understands enough to get by everyday conversations that don't sound like automatic machine guns. By the way, English isn't his first language, and it's through shedding lots of blood and sweat that he's able to reach here, to this current level of crap writing you're reading now.

Still want to read on? He applauds you for your stubbornness.

A proud sarcastizen who is constantly suffering from insomniac eccentricity, and a curious soul who will try to give new things a shot whenever possible, but he's ultimately still as opinionated as you are (yes, you), with his own flair of weird taste in the kind of stories or settings he enjoys working with. Rumored to be a closet sadist who enjoys sitting back and let you despicable minions to try and humor him, entertain him with all your sex jokes and colorful insults... but few have succeeded to tickle him enough not to snort at you failures and blatantly ignore your worthless existence.

Other than having five years of roleplaying experience on/off under his belt, he's also a writing hobbyist with novel-quality writing that can put you all native English writers to shame. To rub salt further into your face, he's now getting paid for his shitty writing - yes, he is finally making money with his hobby and passion for the literal arts. Doing his dream job. And of course, to inflate his own sorry ego.

Forever busy - going through the Dark Ages of horribly limited internet access, and may disappear from time to time to wage war on retarded school projects. Mostly writes at an advanced level and highly encourages collaborative writing, even for 1x1s. Also, he's one of those shameless kind who would rather do so in threads and show the whole world his writing too epic for you people to appreciate his true worth.

He's lame, he's sarcastic, and he has been severely infected with Randomness Syndrome that he should be drowned in a pool of salt for his bad jokes... Hang on, why is being an innocent cinnamon roll a crime to humanity?

「 R O L E P L A Y S 」

Roleplay invitation is restricted to friends and peers I'm close with only, for the time being. I'm too busy to join open groups at the moment.

Baybridge Gaybitch: Halcyon Days | Group | @Surtr (Mr Allen J)
Shizuka is back to break the fifth wall kick moar asses. Butting heads with Allen's gayest, penis-loving team of cringy characters. Lovely.
(Because of my personal roleplaying policy, I'm stuck with this gay group RP - again.)

Saisei: The Crimson Dawn | Group | @Inkarnate (@Gowi)
Too deep in canon joke that now I have to hope my character won't be the first to die.
(Because I got invited by a friend to join this, I have to break my own rule - again.)

The Rejects: a Masks roleplay | Tabletop | @Grey & @Raijinslayer
The result of me mixing Dracula with Star Wars. And a bit of... sexy awesomeness.
(My first time doing a tabletop outside of my RL circle. This is gonna be a casual one so shouldn't kill my brain cells as much as my other RP projects... As if.)

Pokemon: Hoenn Fantasy | 1x1 | @Altered Tundra
"I've come up with a new recipeh!" #IgnisIsBrock
(For the sake of RPG I'm sad to say that I have to censor most of Yuffie's horribly awesome nicknames to cater for childish SJWs.)

Sekirei: Pure Sanctuary | 1x1 | @RyuHll
Still waiting for the day Hikari can bitchslap my Orinami... and another chance for Nagisa to greet a new friend with a sniper gun under their chin.
(I just have the knack of making yanderes. #SorryNotSorry)

Star Riders: Hoshizora no Riders | 1x1 | @Inkarnate (@Gowi)
Currently having a dilemma to choose between a professional pervert and idol whore.
(You know what, let's just have them all be kinky with each other to save the damn world from killer lolis. Yay.)

Unlight | 1x1 | @Dusksong
First attempt at a romance-ish RP. Wish me luck - and make be sober over how I can only have fictional girlfriends.
(While I try my best not to turn Meyer's perfect vamps into assholes because I'm really itching to do that for the lolz.)

「 L I N K S 」

Tsukune Reservoir Chronicle
The graveyard where I dump all mah character sheets (and some lore notes because why not).

Tsukune World Chronicle
Coding workshop for iChecks and OOCs, from sluggish actives to upcoming epics... and even dead failures.

The Art & Beauty of BBCoding
The most comprehensive guide to BBcoding on RPG. #NotBragging

Destiny Chronicle / d-Chronos
Before RPer, I'm first and foremost a writer.

kowaresouna hodo sutemide ai o dakishimeruyo
tatoe sore ga yumemaboroshi demo kamawanai!
終われない このままじゃ ねぇ 最後は君の
owarenai kono mama ja nee saigo wa kimi no
furueru honne o ore ni sarashitekure!

「 Q U O T E S 」

It's the origin to the greatest ideas ever known to mankind."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, yet the highest form of intelligence."
Oscar Wilde

"Sarcasm is love. Sarcasm is life."
"If I don't get at least one sarcastic observation from you per day, I would think something was seriously wrong with you IRL."

"You are one known for some pretty fucked up stories."


Vivi, World of Final Fantasy

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Pair of Hearts 8 mos ago
You finally changed your profile picture! ( • ̀ω•́ )✧
Pair of Hearts 1 yr ago
I have an inkling that you have yet to change your profile picture for over a year.
Corporal Lance 2 yrs ago
I just heard about the Indonesian haze thing. Godspeed. I hope you end up alright.
Gowi 2 yrs ago
In Google Docs ironing out a post. Don't lose the faith! Gowi is supreme!
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