I am a synth.
Would a synth admit to that.
Would a synth admit to that.
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- UrbanEvolution 11 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
I went and found the rest of my soul being guarded by a giant floating rock and punched it. My soul, I mean. Not the rock. I yelled at that.
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10 yrs ago
How many unarmed, flaccid clones of yourself do you think it would it take to kill Harambe?
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10 yrs ago
THIS ROCK IS MY WIFE. AND THIS IS MY SPAWN.
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10 yrs ago
MOONINITES. DUPLICATE. REUNITE. AND UNNIHILATE.
10 yrs ago
It is time to investigate the CASE OF THE PIZZA CRYPTID.
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Bio
I've been told that my username sounds like a new brand of women's perfume, whatever the hell that means.
My main fuccbois:
@Dragonbud
@Spoopy Scary
@Maxx
@Mr Allen J
@He Who Walks Behind
@SepticGentleman
My main fuccbois:
@Dragonbud
@Spoopy Scary
@Maxx
@Mr Allen J
@He Who Walks Behind
@SepticGentleman
Most Recent Posts
even the horse breeder!
I am 150% certain I am not a Synth.
<Snipped quote by Blue Demon>
Pretty much is still too much to be considered purely hooman.
She could be a beep-boop
the evil hand rub
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey hey hey, I can understand not wanting your blood to be robbed, but what if Crow asks nicely with a sad puppy face and maybe a bag of doritos?
"You're giving me a bag of air, and I'm giving you a bit of blood and a disease? Sounds like a fair trade to me."
HOW ABOUT A HEAD-ON TO SUIT YOUR HARD-ON.
Everyone else don't worry, this is common with me and Urban.
HOW ABOUT I START OFF WITH A BIT OF MYSELF FIRST.
Crow'll be interested in tasting Dragonfly's blood, @UrbanEvolution.
He will do one of two things.
Bite her back, or give her salmonella.
We've yet to be told that goal, but I'm willing to bet that @Polyphemus will tell us more when the IC goes up.
She has one taste and she's gonna jump on a table and yell, "THE BLOOD OF THE WARRIORS FILLS ME WITH DESTRUCITY. NOW YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ALL UNPLEASANTRIES."
THE MEAL LEAVES.
... Not sure what Damselfly is into, but I'm surprised she hasn't at least given it a chance. I mean, it probably doesn't count as beastiality...
I dont think anyone wants to open that can of worms.
Because then Succubus would be pissed.
Super Villain AND Super Heroine Together?
Critics question Damselfly's moral compass.
Men everywhere wondering how Dragonfly got jacked in just three weeks.
Men everywhere wondering how Dragonfly got jacked in just three weeks.
EDIT: Plus, I do need to mention that every time she looks at him, she's going to be at crotch level? She's going to need lots of eye bleach.
Thankfully reptiles dont have it hanging out like us normal people.
Unfortunately when they do let it out, they have two of them.
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