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Ha! tell that to the general who lead the Monster Targeting Group. He made theatrics with a simple set of butterfly knives so spectacular that I wanted to run. I killed him with a snap, but still. Those antimatter weapons are scary.


Butterfly knives? Why butterfly knives?
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Like antimatter weapons.


More destructive, but less visually impressive.
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Makes sense I guess...humans are powerless in my universe. But they have advanced weaponry.


Oh yeah? Like laser guns?
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I'm not cruel, I'm fair.
*I summon a ball of pure void and roll it in between my fingers before popping it in my hand.*
Also, can a human child do that?


Probably not? Maybe? Depends on the child, I guess.
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I guess. In my home, we were a race of monsters, voidborn, humans, and spirits. Spirits lived with humans, voidborn with monsters. There weren't many voidborn, but there were many monsters. They were dangerous. So the humans and spirits went too there lands and entirely exterminated them. Voidborn too. Eventually, they found out about the whole multiverse, and found a way to exterminate everything.They managed to punch a hole in reality large enough for a child to fit through. That child...shattered the glass, ripped the page, spilled the ink...whatever they did they destroyed our universe. the voidborn survived, and they were hunted and killed. the humans escaped to a sanctuary and made false claims that it was the voidborn that ended the universe. the child...now interdimensional...killed and repeated killing until I had to kill them myself. I almost died, being young and only 100,000 years old. That "human child"...wasn't so human after all...
*I look too upbeat for this story*
But that's, as I said, in the past.


You know, I really expected this story to end with you being that kid. I guess not.
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Just some other people who screwed up my multiverse...my universe...my home...
*I seem to drift out further and further out before I snap back.*
But that's all in the past...


You want to talk about it?
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*Eyes go completely black.*
Kids aren't as innocent and helpless as you think...


*Raises an eyebrow*
For someone who says they aren’t a kid, you sure seem touchy about that comment.
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So was I. Just, not in the omniverse...


You’re not missing anything, at least. I wouldn’t put any kid through that.
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Do I look like a kid?
*Looks down at my body*
Don't answer that. No, I'm hundreds of thousands of years old. I chose this form because this is the peak of my body's physical fitness. How weird would an interdimensional child be...don't answer that either.


Not as strange as you think. I was one of those once.
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First, never call me "kid" again. Second, I probably got distracted and created the wrong liquid. At least it was a liquid and not a brick or something.


Are you... not a kid?
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