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As I said, it tastes the same.


You sure?
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Tastes the same, but the food I snap into existence looks live a 5 star meal from a five star hotel. Mine looks like a 4 star meal at a family business.


What about the taste?
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That's probably the only thing I don't normally snap into existence unless I have too: food. Drinks are a lot of work, but food is fun and easy.


I imagine it probably tastes better that way, anyway.
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I have birthed and demolished entire Multiverses, and you ask if I cook? Of course I cook! It's fun!


Ohhhh, different kind of creation. I don't really dabble in creating or destroying worlds, but I do like cooking!
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You probably would be a bloodthirsty monster right now if I didn't destroy my multiverse! I did you a really huge favor! I kill for balance and I commit to balance for my own personal enjoyment. It's quite simple. You forget the fact that I create, too.


Oh, you cook?
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The head of our multiverse taught almost everybody how, before I killed him and destroyed the multiverse to prevent the beings there from editing everything into their ideal world. So relatively recently, about a week or two ago.


You kill a lot of people, it seems.
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It is.


Where'd you learn to do that?
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I don't know how it works here, but everything is made up of ones and zeros. Or it's made up of radio signals, in which you should immediately stay away from those people as they are beyond powerful. If I edit the code, I change something about existence itself. I'm one of the few beings with unlimited access to the code of existence. Make sense?


I don't know anything about computers, but sounds scary.
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Sure. We'll call it that.


What did you mean before by rewriting code?
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What? No! Ouch! It's just something our bodies do on their own based on our intent. Sometimes I choose to do it though.


So it's like crying when you get really sad?
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