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I would show you, but your mortal brain might melt out of bliss.


If an ordinary tambourine can kill me, I have it coming for me anyway.
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Didn't you hear me? I said Master it. I can play it beyond the mortal comprehension of perfect.


Yeah, but there's got to be some kind of skill cap after, like, five.
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Even easier. That one only took me 100 years to master instead of 300 years like guitar.


It took you a hundred years to master the tambourine? Don't you just hit and shake it?
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Easily.


Tambourine?
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Everything you've heard of and a couple you haven't.


Guitar?
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Music and....music.


What do you play?
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No, I said I haven't felt it recently. I need to do occasional emotion checks to make sure I still feel things. I don't know if I can be happy again until I find something that makes me happy.


What's made you happy in the past? I like movies, personally.
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I can. Just not right now. My life ain't that fun right now.


I thought you said you've never felt happiness at all?
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Sometimes...I think of what I would do if I wasn't immortal. I think I'd live my life like that. But I am immortal, so I get a fun life that never ends!


Fun. For someone who can't feel happy.
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Mature? Reasonable? Sounds boring.
*My face has a smug smirk on it.*


Maybe it is. It's a safer, slower life.
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