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See? I'm not a psychopath cause you brought me here. Right?


*Takes a deep breath*

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Well it's not like i was anywhere important to begin with.


As long as you're both well-adjusted normal people, especially around the non-multidimensional-freaks, we'll be just fine.
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I only kill evil people, and i knock out annoying people. is that bad? i don't know. I tought myself morality.
*I shrug and frown, then get in the car.*
Well. where to?


I... think I accidentally brought you here with me. Somehow. Anyway, this cafe is the likely place.
Ah. good people. so few of them these days.
*I take off my sunglasses and clean them, but am careful not to let you see my eyes.*
Mind if i tag along? i got a car if you wanna drive. speaker too.

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Luckily, you're here. We're meeting in this cafe. And yeah, I'm not super against you tagging along, but you have to guarantee me that you're not a murdery psychopath.
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*I scratch the back of my head
Well, meetings, I'm not good with people. so for me, that's typically a no go unless i have a reason. anyway, whats the meeting 'bout?
*i lean on the car which is no longer burning.*


Since I've somehow become a magnet for you otherworlders, I ran into a really nice dude a few days ago and we set up a meeting to chat. He seemed like he had a good head on his shoulders.
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No point in arguing...I'm trying not to kill anybody here anyway. That seems like a fair deal.
*My face rests, and the wisps behind me disappear as my hand returns to my side.*

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Well he doesn't look very sane. Is he who we were supposed to meet?


Nope, not this guy. But we should definitely figure out who we're dealing with first.

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oh well.
* i get up from the park bench and crack my back. *
Ugh. i don't wan't a fight either, but if it comes to one, i will not hesitate. so! People don't come here unless they're looking for adventure. so, what're we in for today?
*i flick my wrist and a flaming car pops into existence.*
Do tell me. i'm oh so excited. and no, i'm not sane.


My adventure for today is a meeting. Pretty exciting, right?
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*Looks over the edge of the cliff.*
As long as nobody pushes me over, nobody should die!

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*I turn my head to the demon, and frown at what I hear.*
Visitors? Whatever. I'll pass on the alcohol, it's stupid and mind numbing. And you will be my entertainment. Understand?
*My left hand is behind my back, but you can see tiny wisps of energy peeking above my head coming from behind me. I do not look amused.*


*Sighs*
We're here to meet somebody sane, not to get into fights.

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@Webmaster

HA! i am no one's anything. I will entertain you, if you entertain me. deal?
*I smirked as I conjured up a wine bottle and downed it.*
I offer wine cause i don't get drunk.


I just had some, man. Thanks though.
Oh goodie. visitors.
*i look up and wave towards them, inviting them to sit*
I got alchohol if you'd like. tell me a bit about yourselves, i'm bored.


*Takes a step back*
Yoooouuuuu weren't here a second ago.
@Sky Blue

Btw plz quote us in replies so we get notifications.
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Phhh. I've never let anybody who is with me get harmed. Unless it's by me. On purpose. And by "harmed" I mean death. Instantaneously. You know what, I'll just agree with what you said instead of this rant.


Aaaaaalright, then. Let's be moving along.
*The sphere of spacial distortion in my hand expands from its position and encompasses the world around us, and our surroundings have been changed to the entrance to an empty coffee shop overlooking a seaside cliff*

I miss earth. I miss the ritz.
*I drinks*
... I miss real alcohol.


*You also find yourself caught up in the dimensional tunnel, warped to the same position we're at*
@Sky Blue

Awesome. I'm about to do a scene change with @LimeTime966. You're welcome to have your guy around if you want to jump in once that happens.
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