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Not sure who that might be?


There are too many people it could be! Maybe... yeah, no, I got nothing.
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Whoever of you people were here at the time.


Thaaaaaaat would not really surprise me.
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A lot of people went missing. Apparently, two imbeciles took a roaming concert to this place. Their story is they were attacked.


Attacked?? Attacked by who?
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Not uncommon for this place.
*Drops the slab back into the dirt with a thwap*
But it sounds like you don’t know.


I wasn't here. Did something bad happen?
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That sounds familiar.
*Lifts the metal with one hand and looks up and down its surface*
So I have to ask. Do you know anything about what happened here?


*Whips out a notepad and starts scribbling*
If I had to bet my life on it, given the trajectory, the ruble, wind conditions...
*Holds the eraser of the pencil against my cheek*
I'd say something broke.
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*Squats down next to a chunk of dislodged metal and slides on a pair of gloves*
That'd be a downside for most people.


Well you know what they say, "with bones that squish, no pain that's dished!" Or something like that.
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… Are you alright? The ground here is frozen solid. Rough fall.


I'm okay! I've got squishy bones, so don't even worry yourself one little bit.
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*Raises an eyebrow and looks toward you from the wreckage*
Surprise, surprise. Look who it is.


Hehe.
*Brushes some dirt from my hair*
Surprise...
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Soldier: *Looks up and around at the sky*
No, nothing of the sort, right now. Some would disagree, but Lucas likes you folk.
*Tilts my head in his direction*
You should go chat with him.


*Nods and runs in that direction*
Lucaaaaaa—
*Trips and faceplants*
...
*Stands up, brushes myself off, and walks with an assertive stride*
Ahem.
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*The soldier helps guide you into a flat landing spot, then waves as you emerge from the pod*
Soldier: Thank you for coming down. We would have come to find someone after a while, but you saved us the trouble.


*Inhales a huge gasp of air and exhales it all in one go*
I thought you were going to shoot me! Your type look all so official and this has to be some kind of restricted airspace. There's clearly too much traffic in the area for unregulated aerial travel.
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