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I'm going to say it's better to be safe than sorry, then, and be careful here.
*Unholsters a sleek, bulky silver handgun and checks the chamber at the door*


*Ogles at the gun*
Woooooow... Say, you don't happen to have a spare cowboy hat, do you?
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You said it, not me.
*Steps toward the door once we get close*
Do you know about any automated defenses, or security of other kinds to look out for?


I've never seen anybody go poking around, so probably not if we stick to the normal spots. But hey, with all this disaster stuff around, all bets are off I say.
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*Calmly adjusts the break line on my jacket as I walk behind you. Two of the soldier break from the perimeter and also follow*
Is anyone else home?


I'm not seeing anyone. I have a feeling nobody's been here since whatever this thing is happened. Because, I mean just look at the place! It's a dump.
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I can figure it out, assuming it exists. I can tell you from here that we’ll need to head inside, as a first step.


Yep, that one, that one I expected. We probably need to find some cool, hidden-away IT closet somewhere.
*Strides toward the entrance, swinging my arms*
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I was hoping someone who was here for the catastrophe would be around. In lieu of that, I’m hoping to see some security footage so I can verify what happened myself.


Do you know where that footage would be?
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I’m thinking there’s some truth not being provided from somewhere, I’ll say that much. But I know figuring out what it is won’t be too much of a problem, since you’re good people.


Well, I sure do try. What do we need to do to clear our name?
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Take solace in the fact that I mean the collective “you”. The name “Surprise!” specifically isn’t gonna be showing up on any most wanted lists.


So you're thinking it was...
*Shifts my eyes to either side and speaks in a hushed tone*
A setup?
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People are not happy that this happened on your turf and want to blame you.


I'm a little offended that these people are roping me into this mess!
*Opens up a comic book with a thwap of paper rustling open*
Have they seen my release schedule? I don't have time to do something like that!
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It’s only kind of official business. People died here, and I know you lot well enough that when someone cries wolf on a bad deed being your fault, it’s probably not true. I’m here to get out ahead of more official, and less friendly efforts.


Wait, back up, whadduya mean cries wolf? There are two veeeeery different directions that can go.
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Minutes ago.
*Looks past you and gives a signal toward the ship we rode here, and it lifts off and starts to fly around while low to the ground*


Y'know, I was gonna ask if this was official business or not, but I think I answered my own question.
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