Webmaster

Myriad Reality

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To what?

@Galvanize

You know, to sweeten the deal? You can taste sweet stuff, can't you? I guess metal's pretty sour...

Myriad Reality

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No.

@Galvanize

You drive a hard bargain! How about I throw in an extra week of consultation to—
*Pushes up my glasses with my middle finger*
Sweeten the deal?

Myriad Reality

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I am losing you now.

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Well, in my head creation is open, destruction is close.

@Galvanize

So what do you say, kid, do we have a deal or no?

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*Watches in a cautious stance, ready to dash for the door as nothing happens*
…

@Armed Forces

Well that was anticli—
*Suddenly looks over at the device, and then back at you after a few seconds*
—mactic.

Myriad Reality

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I think they may function if you slide them in these ports, in some way. I’m just not sure which should go where.

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*Looks at the door ahead*
Ready as I’ll ever be.

@Armed Forces

*Slams my helix into the opposite-color receiver*

Myriad Reality

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Thirty-nine ninety-five what?

@Galvanize

Thaaaaat's the spirit!
*Snaps again on each hand*

Myriad Reality

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That sounds oddly ominous.

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So we combine them or put them into something? Or maybe each are a key to either open or close a door?

@Galvanize

So what do you say? Only thirteen easy payments of 39.95.

Myriad Reality

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I’d like to think it wouldn’t explode. But I can’t imagine anyone’s inspecting this place for code violations.

@Armed Forces

Well, you win some you lose some!
*Withdraws the helix*
Aaaaaare you ready to ruuuuumble!?

Myriad Reality

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Blending the two together causes a highly energetic reaction. They use it in combat frequently, but maybe it could be used in a more utilitarian fashion.

@Armed Forces

Either powering the room or blowing us up.
*Rubs my hands together*
I do love myself a good gamble. And boy am I bad at gambling!

Myriad Reality

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I wonder if…
*Looks at the security hardware on the dark side of the room, then trots over and does the same on the bright side*
Do those things fit in these slots?

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I’ve had more than enough of my fill dealing with the latter.

@Armed Forces

Oh! What if we flip them, do you think it'll neutralize each side!? Or what if that makes it unstable... sounds like we need a coin.

Myriad Reality

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An agent for what?

@Galvanize

TV, merch, astroturfing—you name it, I've got people who owe me favors. By the time we're done with you, you'll be inevitable.
*Snaps each of the finger guns*