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6 days ago
Gotta go buy more soda, BRB
10 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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3 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
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  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
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  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
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In the event that your character dies, you are free to create a new one if you so desire. However, you'd have to wait for a bit, as we'd need to reach a spot in the story which would facilitate the introduction of said new character - can't just have someone showing up out of the blue and going: Hey, I'm your new party-member, lol!

Of course, you're also free to leave the RP, if your character dies and you don't feel like participating anymore. In which case, the next person on the waitlist will take your spot in the RP.
There we go, a plot-progressing forceful post of... forward...ness!

Building's a-crumblin' and Team Church has only ONE post each before they get squasherized by collapsing old temple-stone. Well, Yinha's angel-summon already got squashed, but yeah, one post before any of your actual characters get splattered.

Please also note that your characters will be taking bludgeoning and piercing damage from the falling ceiling-bits throughout your posts. The longer, or more actions, you take inside the crumbling church, the more DoT you'll be taking. This damage, however, will only become apparent in the next plot-progressing post, if you're still alive.
Royal Plaza, center of the ruins.


It didn'¨t see like anybody else had managed to get this far yet. Apart from the motley crew of misfits, both noble, common and otherwise, nobody else seemed to be showing up. Which meant that either everyone else was pre-occupied with still tearing each other a new set of orifices, or something was preventing new arrivals from showing up.

Whatever the case may be, the five stooges had been blessed enough not to see any additional people since the party of Hawklin, Krenna, Glum and Norb had left in a hurry. The only things that kept them company, aside from each other, were the strange crystals and the dead-silent ruied buildings around them. The palace tower, which had the big hole in it, stood equally silent and void of motion or life. Of course, getting everyone up there would be a challenge, especially since the crevace was located up on par with a four-storey building.

The Church


"Mukiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~!!" The priest let out a rather pathetic-sounding screech, like that of a teenage girl throwing a temper-tantrum because somebody had just insulted her favorite pair of pink pumps. "How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you?How dare you?How dare you?How dare you?How dare you?HowDareYou?HowDareYou?HowDareYou?HowDareYou?HowDareYou?HOWDAREYOU!?! Heathen sinners slaying the souls of the pure and divine!? Blasphemy and heresy, all and everyone! Nonononono, no choice, no choice! JUDGEMENT UPON YOUR WRETCHED HIIIIIIDES!!" The insane fellow then howled, out of the blue and to nobody and everybody all at the same time.

It seemed the loss of the majority of his zombies, the take-down of his mind-control victim and, perhaps, the insult of having been called a toad, had gotten to the old coot. Of course, agitating somebody who was mentally and morally unhinged, as well as out of touch with reality, was perhaps not always the best course of action - especially when said individual harnessed the power of some god or other higher existence...

Slamming his two bone-like blades into the stone floor, as if the ground was nothing more than wet mud, the man clasped both hands together infront of him and began to murmur something in his faux-latin-sounding phrases once again. His voice started low but gradually grew in volume, until he was almost shouting. And thus, once his string of syllables reached their culminating climax and he threw his arms into the air, the sound of a thundering clap could be heard!

...

...

...

"Huh?"

The man cocked his head sideways. Nothing seemed to be happening. There was no beam of light striking down the unbelievers, no new zombies rising from the corpse-pile and certainly not holy fire with which to purge the filthy ones... That is, until a low rumble could be heard. A rumble that grew in intensity and soon began to become noticeable inside the locked and sealed-up structure. This small rumbling soon became shaking and eventually grew to an outright, balance-crippling tremor. The floor, walls and ceiling all began to quiver and move, as if an earthquake was in full effect - through, only the old church seemed to be afflicted with this very localized phenomenon.

The old man's lips spread across his gaunt face into a smirk, and his eyes bulged with anticipation. He began to cackle once again, in his hoarse voice, while shouting 'yes!' over and over, as if he had called down the hammer of justice and was now just waiting for it to smtie his opponents. Well, until a piece of the ceiling got dislodged and unceremoniously fell ontop of him, silencing the laughter instantly. Although it looked like he'd just been swatted by a large fly-swatter made out of solid stone, the groans and pained, plaintive voice coming from underneath the slab indicated that the madman was still alive.

Unfortunately, as the quaking intensified even further, the main entrance, where all four adventurers had entered from, soon collapsed and became buried behind fallen debris and pieces of crumbling stone. With no windows to leap out of, and the closest exit now buried, the group of three plus one now only had very limited time before the entire structure would start collapsing on them.

It seemed whatever prayer or magic the cleric had invoked, had either backfired, or been intended as a suicide attack to take everyone down. Whatever the case, they were all mere moments away from their undeniable doom.

As luck would have it, the smaller backdoor which previously had been blocked by the bone-bars, was now open. If everyone were to spring and make a mad dash for this exit, perhaps they could all make it out alive! ... Well, almost everyone. The old priest certainly wasn't going anywhere, and the archer-elf who was still lying on the floor had suffered several falling bits of buildings to land on her as well. Sure, she wasn't dead, but if anyone wanted to get her out of this place, she'd need to be carried...

... And time wasn't exactly plentiful, nor was the stability of the structure. A large pillar-like wall-fixture loosened from its place and fell, crushing the high elven mage's summons with a crunchy ... crushing noise. Good thing it wasn't anyone important though.

The smaller backdoor, as it were, led back into a one-way alley, which funnily enough, led up all the way to the royal district and plaza. Imagine that, how convenient.
sounds good, as long as you post before the deadline, all's guwd. Deadline's in about 4~ hours from now, possibly 5, depending on stuff.
There was no ara ara in that video. Much disappoint.

Atago is too lewd.

Maybe I misread it then. I thought for sure he handed it to Artemisia... Maybe I'm just tired. My bad. :<
"Yeah... Please keep that thing in your pants in your pants, Big Red." Druid Girl said, averting her face to look northwards, in a clear attempt to not have to look anyone else in the face. Their leathery-skinned driver just laughed, crassly.

"Aye, I'm sure them bandit be terrified of a waif like you." The man responded to Steppe Archer's boast about no brigands being up to the challenge of harassing this ensemble of adventurers. Obviously, the farmer was less sure of this claim. When the lizardman spoke up about only 'shitty' adventurers turning to banditry, the man turned his head and sneered at the lizard.

"You ain't been in the business of adventurin' for long, have ya, boy?" The man asid. "Not everyone has the patience or want to be a gutter-cleanin' day-laborer, or sewer-crawlin' shit-stain who smells like piss 'n crap day in and day out. Some folks get fed up wiih not advacnin' fast through your little guild's ranks. Banditry's quick and easy, all ya need is a few knives and a few lads, and you're all set." The man stated, before returning his eyes to the road. Druid Girl sighed.

"He's right there. Many adventurers give up on the lifestyle before they even reach Emerald-rank, and those people often turn to less savory professions instead. It's sad but true that you can often earn a lot of money much faster as a highwayman than by doing quests for the Guild." The girl said, her eyebrows lowering and her expression - and head - downcast, staring at the floor of the wagon.

"Aye, that's the truth of it." The farmer chimed in, as if rubbing salt in a wound. "Most of ya lot turn out as troublemakers and thieves. So don't be goin' 'round holding your nose in the air as if ya bein' some big-shots, 'cuz ya ain't." The man said, spitting a glob of flem off to the side that Big Red wasn't walking on.

For the majorty of the trip, nothing of particuolar interest. When the lizardman told the farmer about them going to deal with the goblins right after they'd escorted him, the man just rolled his eyss and said soemthing inaudible - most likely something snide. As the wagon slowly bumped and hobbled its way along the dirt path though, the lizardman and the archer would soon see somehting that seemed off. For one, there was an area ahead of them with woodlands on both sides of the road, yet the shrubs and foliage along the road seemed considerably disturbed and trampled - marking that this was either a very active animal-trail, or some large group had recently passed through here.

Secondly, there were strangely shaped marks across the ground. Not just footprints, but also signs of something being heavy being pulled or pushed. Finally, a fair distance ahead, there was something else. Another wagon, or more accurately, a hand-cart. However, something seemed off, as it was tilting to one side and seemed to only have one wheel. There also wasn't any sign of the person pulling it - thus, leaving it abandoned along the dirt road. Druid Girl, who was sitting at the back of the wagon, and looking mostly north and behind them - back to the west - wasn't privvy to these details though, so she remained oblivious. The farmer, on the other hand, seemed either to ignore the signs, or was oblivious, as he mumble-sang some shoddy tune under his breath.
@OwO
Oh, I thought you did that as a place-holder-hingymybobber. Though, Artemisia doesn't use a spear, just fyi... xD
@The Irish Tree
I think most people are feeling a bit unmotivated or pre-occupied with things the way they are. No worries on my part.
I like Yinha's very retro way of casting spells...

"Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"

Good memories, good times... :p

@OwO, @Click This, @Asuras, you three gonna add something to the conversation soon? You can't move forward if'n you don't move things along. ;o
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