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Recent Statuses

11 days ago
Vacation is drawing to an end... Only four days left before it's back to the hamster wheel
25 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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4 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

That's just racist, mang. D:
I derped and double posted. <_>

EDIT:

By the way, just so nobody's confused about it; You are allowed to post more than once a 'round', if you want. Just don't flood-post. ^^;
Although, if'n you did drop it on Artemisia, you'd allg et free burger-meat... :3

Also, I like how Locke thinks so highly of himself even after having had his ass handed to him by one of the lower lifeforms... xD
... If you can't touch it, how're you going to manage to roll it all the way to the opposite end of the tower's floor, get it over the crumbled wall and then push it off so it falls down...? I mean, you're welcome to try of course.... xD

Lizard Fist vs. Space Crystal, the match of the century!! Who will win!? *Overly dramatic WWE-theme play in background*
Cecilia: OOooh, sparkly!
Annabelle: Yes, but whatever you do, don't just go up and touch it willy-nilly.
Cecilia: *Attempt grope*
Annabelle: WAHT DID I JUST SAY!?
Ciel: Anyone else feel like it suddenly got real cold all of a sudden?
Annabelle: WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES!?
Ciel: Huh!? When did I turn into Gray Fullbuster?!
Cecilia: God that's hot... :E
Serafaye: ... Keep prentending to be asleep... Asleep... If you ignore them, they'll go away...


Just in case anybody's gonna try Annabelle's plan of shotuing. It's not gonna work too well. Or, more accurately, not at all. The crystal is rather sound-proof... And touch-proof... And magic-proof... But maybe there's a clue! Maybe something happened when you touched it that gave you an idea of what one might do? It's in the post, you just gonna pay attention~

Says the guy who never pays attention and has to do the big edits to their posts...
...I really did type midterms in fucking April, huh? Shit.


lol shit happens xD
Right, thanks for your answers then, both of you.
You failed to notice me? The nerve of you, sir! And I thought you had finals, not midterms? Regardless, take your time studying so you can ace those exams when they show up. Me and old Boots McGee can wait.
Yes.

*Throw pie in face*
What do you need me to post for? I already told you guys that the church was collapsing and getting out of the alleyway was in your best interest. Not like you should need me to guide you tp the other group, yeah? I eman, they're right there, in the middle of the plaza, next to the big ruined palace with the tower that's overflowing with tiny pink and green crystals... Plus one of 'em's on a horse... Kinda hard to miss. xD

Or do you want me to specifically write an entire post about a crunbling building and the fallout and damage it causes to the enviroment? :P
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