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Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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bonk

Ow, my cranium. T-T
Coco & Gwen

@AzureKnight, [PaulHaynek], @Rune_Alchemist, @Vox Angelis


The two mostlyhalf-naked members of the taskforce were still busying themselves with some friendly skinship and were, for the most part, unresponsive or disinterested in the conversations and goings-ons around them. Even when Janus replied that they'd successfully rescued the young heir of Tha Oja, the two didn't seem to care in the slightest. However, when the Leviathan brought up the question of what to do next, and suggested something as silly as the taskforce taking on the entire Varjan invasion, Coco's ears perked up and she turned her head to look at the sea dragon privateer.

"Hun, I hope you're joking. Did you see the amount of ships these black goons had? Besides, the only ones out of all of us who could engage them at sea would be you and that masked woman, so you tellin' me you and her could take down the entire enemy fleet by yourselves, hmm~?" Coco's words were pointed, but fair. Out of the taskforce, only Stella and Lavi had the the ability to either fly or stay submerged in water. Coco, Gwen and N'yla were all land-based monsters and Vara was a fire-demon... Which wouldn't exactly be the best match-up when fighting over a huge body of water.

Of course, the little baphomet noted that she wasn't getting any more headpats and piped up as well.

"Do not fear, Miss Kitty! Should it come to such a need, I, Gwendolyn of Sabbath, shall part the seas and split the skies to dispatch our oceanic adversary!" She struck a dramatic pose, pointing up towards the dark night's heeaven, with a confident smirk and sparkling eyes. Coco just ignored her though. The bald mage in red armor then decided that he needed time to heed nature's call in the forest, made up some bogus excuse and left the girls to their own devices.

Not long after, their little pow-wow was disturbed. A young man emerged from a tent. He looked flustered, confused and agitated. He looked around, a desperate and frightened air about him - like a scared little hare, cornered by a pack of hungry wolves. Which, in truth, wasn't too far from the actual reality of the situation, but still. Rude.

The boy managed to somehow find a stick and was not taking on a fighting-stance, holding the improvised weapon like he'd hold a katana. Impressive, if not for being hilariously pointless. Coco put a hand up to her mouth and giggled behind it, finding the entire scene to be both cute and humorous. Meanwhile, Gwen was still posing.

"Calm down, handsome. Coco started off, purring at the young Shizuyama lord. "We're not gonna hurt you. After all, our friends here did just save you from that beach you so valiantly tried to defend." The werecat gestured towards Stella and Kirei - though the Shoggoth was nowhere to be seen... Actually, she hadn't seen the slimey maid since returning to the camp... Was she still not accounted for?

Gwen turned around on her hooved ... Hoofs... And spotted the young lord. A big, happy and joyfilled smile spread across her face, like the very soul of the sun, and she bounced up and down, doing happy hops like an excitable child... Her sizeable chest also doing some bouncing along with her. The little caramel-skinned baphomet let out happy squees and yups as she did all of this. it was kinda cute, but very silly. Eventually though, she stopped.

"Fear not, young lord! I assure you, you're safe as one could be, and your chastity has not been soiled!" The tiny goat-girl stated confidently, not having any grounds or all of the facts regarding the situation - especially concerning wandering tentacles inside the tent of which she had not been privvy. But then again, not having all the facts or all the information had never stopped Gwendolyn from making declarations or saying things before, so why stop now?

Regardless, both Coco and Gwen had not assumed any sort of stance or made any effort t appear threatening or hostile. First of all, a human armed with a stick wasn't really a threat to any monster, anywhere. Secondly, the boy was apparently an Oja, which made him the target of their protection, as the ryuu-lady had ordered them to find and safeguard members of that family. Thirdly, the guy looked about ready to soil his drawers, and while Coco may enjoy teasing others, she wasn't into that sort of play. So, for now, the werecat restrained her urge to meander over to the young man in a sultry way and playfully poke his cheek. Gwen, of course, was too dense to even realize she was being threatened or perceived as a possible threat, and was thus happily oblivious to the young lord's plight.
Hehe, N'yla has his sword.... Heh...
But what will I flavor my coke with now!?
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~!
@Vox Angelis
You threw me so off with your name change. XD

I thought someone was posting in the IC without applying! lol

Same.
It's a conspiracy! D:
Cuddling mammal-girls be back at camp and cuddling~
Gwen

@PaulHaynek


"W-well, I was just trying to help..." The baphomet said, folding her arms under her ample chest and kicking sheepishly at a piece of debris on the floor after Sidoneus commented on her rather (correctly pointed out) excessive use of force. Still, the man's words didn't go entirely unheard and once he'd vanished to go do... Whatever it was he was going to do, the little goat-girl rpeatedly slapped her own cheeks in order to change her mood.

"T-there! It might not have been perfect, but my debut on the field of battle was a success! Yes. Mm!" She nodded, to herself. "Now that the work is done, I shall be off!" She exclaimed, to nobody but herself, as the women she had saved earlier had long sicne abandoned the crumbling building. Which made complete sense if you stopped and thought about. As most people would likely run for their life if a short little goat-woman suddenly burst through the wall of your house and blew half a dozen armored, fully grown men away with a vertically aimed tornado...

Retreating from the village was rather uneventful, as Gwen just used the same way she'd come, retracing her steps - as best she could. There were of course the random Varjan mook who popped up, but nothing she couldn't outrun or hip-tackle to the side in order to get past.

Eventually she left Sanjo Town behind and returned to the cliffs where the taskforce had first descended onto the field of battle. With a bit of magic enchancing... Magic... She used a spell to leap far into the air and easily scaled the cliff... Even though she could just as easily have simply climbed it without the wasteful use of mana. But, at least she was up and back again.

Soldiering on, she proceeded back into the woods from whence they'd origianted, and soon found herself back at the Camp o' Janus.


Coco

@PaulHaynek


"Gotcha, hubby. I'll see you back home~" The werecat purred with half-closed eyes, looking over her shoulder back at the man who had just dropped by to tell her their mission was over. So, Tiny's already been told? Guess that just leaves the princess, eh? The scantily clad kitty mused, before beginning her trek out of the burning, heavily Varjan-infested village.

Unlike a certain baphomet who had run laughing, wooping and loudly making her way out of this place, Coco retained her calm, casual and quiet, and careful, way of moving. Using the alleys, shadows and various other obstacles around to move silently and unseen, avoiding any unnecessary encounters with both locals and Varjans alike.

Leaving the little fishing village behind, Coco now found herself at the cliffs where they'd all started. Using the same spell as she had when descending, the werecat conjured a little earthen platform to stand on, and then used it as an escaltor/elevator to ride lazily and leaisurely up the cliffside without having to move a muscle. Once at the top, she crumbled the platform and made her way back into the wooded undergrowth, easily picking up on distant voices and noise made by the taskforce members already back at camp.


Coco & Gwen,
Back at Camp Janus

@PaulHaynek, @Rune_Alchemist


"Miss Kittyyyyyyyy! Sir Januuuuus!" A smiling, happily waving Gwen came bumbling through the woods, nearly tripping on some tree roots before stumbling into the camp. Coco, who had just returned herself,. was about to approach and greet Janus, when her attention was diverted to the return of the short but well-stacked baphomet.

"Welcome back, Tiny. Looks like you're a lil' worse for wear there, hm?" Coco said, poking one of the small cuts on Gwen's shoulder, which made the baphomet's entire body quiver from unpleasant, stinging sensation.
"Aak! N-No, this is just... I... I uh... I got a bit carried away, yes. No worries! With the power of my Empyrean Grand Healing I'll be good as new in mere moments, BEHOLD!" The little one replied, before charging her hands with an absurd amount of white, radiant light that was reminiscent of the floodlights used as at a stadium for sports events in our world.

Then, being bathed in that same light, the baphomet was surrounded by a holy aura of luminosity that momentarily made her look like a tiny, but nontheless divine little horned goddess! Until the light flashed and began to break apart, like the motes of a recently exploded fireworks rocket. Once the little spectacle was over, one couldn't find a simple blemish or trace of any marring marks on the young monster. She was actually looking shiny and particularly supple, as if her skin had never been pricked or touched by anything other than silken gloves her entire life.

"See? See? I have been revived!"
"Pfft, huhuhu~ It wasn't like you were in any danger to begin with, you ditz."
"W-Well I can't go around looking disheveled, you know? As a proud and noble representative of The Sabbath, I must maintaind appearance and decorum." The little one replied, cheeks blushing a bit and averting her gaze. Which made Coco laugh and glomp onto the shorter girl, patting her head.
"Ahaha~ You're too cute, I could just eat you up, Tiny."
"I wawawa... Uh.. Ah... Eheeheeheehee~!" And it appeared that Gwen was none too opposed to being embraced and being given headpats.

As the goat and cat engaged in a bit of skinship, the the latter soon turned her head to look at Janus.

"So, tell me Jan-Jan. How'd it go on the beach? Didja find some of those Owa-people and bring'em back? We did what we could in the town, your brother stayed behind to look for that Fire-Princess though, so I can't fill you in on anything about him. Sorry, hun'." She asked and informed. All while still patting Gwen's head, who was still standing there like a good girl, laughing happily and seeming to have forgotten all about what was happening around her...
Tentalewd, tentalewd, tentalewd~

Will post soon-ish(tm).
Gods, Pathfinder: Kingmaker has ruined the word 'tentacles' for me. That stupid quest where you have a quiz-game with the kobold, gnomes and knight who's been cursed is just too good. xD
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