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I just envision Sayu's voice being one of those overly cutesy girly-girl voices from anime... xD
"Hyaaaah!"
I just envision Sayu's voice being one of those overly cutesy girly-girl voices from anime... xD
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Oh no, guys! It's a ...
Ratmen have appeared, and the update is out. :)
Ratmen have appeared, and the update is out. :)
@Click This, @Crusader Lord, @Hammerman, @PINKPANTHERESS, @Qia
When faced with the questionably divine message from 'God', the reactions among the group was varied. Some responded with anger, outrage, denial and defiance. Others became anxious, some were confused and others still tried to apply rational logic and methodical thinking to their situation. Of course, regardless of what the girls did, whether they tried to yell at the self-proclaimed deity or lose themselves in their own musings, there was no further response or commentary from their supposed celestial kidnapper.
Instead, after Charlotte and [b]Sayu[/b] had made mention of something approaching, the group became momentarily distracted and pulled from their self-serving internal monologues and thoughts. While the two who had claimed to hear something took the time to run in the opposite direction of the approaching sounds and hide behind a tree, Aria, Cecilia and Da'Niyah prefered to stay where they were and respond with either disbelief or nonchalance. Well, the latter-most did figure out how to use her costume to summon forth her... Weapon(?)... But otherwise remained where she'd been, along with the other two.
And then, it did cometh.
At this range, all of the girls were able to hear it. The noise. Rustling and thudding, it had gotten close enough that there weas no longer time to take any sort of action in preperation for whatever was arriving. The chirping and tweeting birds didn't seem at all bothered though, and perhaps it was thanks to their incessant, indifferent singing that the sound had been masked up until the point where it was moments away from the gruop. Perhaps birds of this supposed new world weren't bothered by noises or commotion caused by other critters? Whatever the case may be, the bottom-line was that three out of the five girls were just standing there, in the clearing, and had no time to do anything else but watch as the source of ruckus emerged into their glen!
... And what they saw was...
...
...
...
Rats.
Yup. Those were rats. Bipedal rats. Covered from top to bottom in fur. Complete with one of those hairless tails on each of them. Two of them even wore ragged, torn and shabby-looking... Shirts? Capes? It was kind of hard to tell what type of garments they might have been at one point, given their torn-up and rather disintergrated state. Still. There were now three ratmen in the clearing, having just ran in through one of the shurbs next to the clearing's edge. And as they spotted the three human women that were quickly coming closer to their running selves... They skid to a halt. Then stared. Apparently confused or stunned, not having expected to run into anyone else.
The two who wore clothes were about 4 ft (120 cm) tall, they had brtown fur except for on their chins and bellies, where the fur was a more tan color. The one not wearing any garments was bigger, standing at about 4'3" (130 cm) and was covered in dark, black fur. The two in garb were also clutching... Twigs? Branches? No, those were more like... Clubs... The bigger black one held a ... Spear... Or.. Well, a makeshift one. Made out of a wooden pole with a crudely sharpened stone, fastened with soem cord of some kind. The trio of ratty strangers stared at the ladies, their tiny eyes darting between each of the three immediately visible she-humans. They thjen looked at each other, then two smaller ones looked at the big one and ... Squeaked. Not a typical, high-pitched ratty squeak though. It sounded more like a squeak taht had been run though an audio program to give it some gutteral base.
The big, black-furred ratman narrowed ... His? Her? Its eyes, and glared at the foreign females from another world. Then it bared its teeth, and let out a snarling yip-like noise. Then thrusted its spear, tip-first, forward. In response, the other two yipped in unison and then all three charged forward. In a most threatening manner, as they all were now raising their weapons in poise to strike.
One of the brown-furred mongrels, wearing what had once been a blue shirt or whatever, was running straight for Cecilia, hissing and gnashing its teeth as it waved its crude wooden blunt object of pain menacingly. The other one, wearing a once red garment, was rushing towards Aria in a very similar fashion. The third, largest one, with the most dangerous-looking weapon out of the lot, was now bee-linong straight for Da'Niyah, a low growl constatnly rumbling form its throat.
As one would expect of rats though, these guys were very quick. And while they didn't look particularly physically imposing or strong, one had to remember a very important fact: These were frickin' bipdeal rat-men! Wielding stone age weaponry! And they were hostile and coming! FOR YOU!
Luckily, it didn't seem that they had managed to notice either Sayu or Charlotte just yet. OIr maybe they had, but were just more inclined to deal with the three girls in their immediate proximity first. The girls would likely only be able to perform a single split-second decision before they were each within striking-range of their respective adversary.
... And the birds just kept on tweeting, like all was fine and as it should be...
Some Forest...
When faced with the questionably divine message from 'God', the reactions among the group was varied. Some responded with anger, outrage, denial and defiance. Others became anxious, some were confused and others still tried to apply rational logic and methodical thinking to their situation. Of course, regardless of what the girls did, whether they tried to yell at the self-proclaimed deity or lose themselves in their own musings, there was no further response or commentary from their supposed celestial kidnapper.
Instead, after Charlotte and [b]Sayu[/b] had made mention of something approaching, the group became momentarily distracted and pulled from their self-serving internal monologues and thoughts. While the two who had claimed to hear something took the time to run in the opposite direction of the approaching sounds and hide behind a tree, Aria, Cecilia and Da'Niyah prefered to stay where they were and respond with either disbelief or nonchalance. Well, the latter-most did figure out how to use her costume to summon forth her... Weapon(?)... But otherwise remained where she'd been, along with the other two.
And then, it did cometh.
At this range, all of the girls were able to hear it. The noise. Rustling and thudding, it had gotten close enough that there weas no longer time to take any sort of action in preperation for whatever was arriving. The chirping and tweeting birds didn't seem at all bothered though, and perhaps it was thanks to their incessant, indifferent singing that the sound had been masked up until the point where it was moments away from the gruop. Perhaps birds of this supposed new world weren't bothered by noises or commotion caused by other critters? Whatever the case may be, the bottom-line was that three out of the five girls were just standing there, in the clearing, and had no time to do anything else but watch as the source of ruckus emerged into their glen!
... And what they saw was...
...
...
...
Rats.
Yup. Those were rats. Bipedal rats. Covered from top to bottom in fur. Complete with one of those hairless tails on each of them. Two of them even wore ragged, torn and shabby-looking... Shirts? Capes? It was kind of hard to tell what type of garments they might have been at one point, given their torn-up and rather disintergrated state. Still. There were now three ratmen in the clearing, having just ran in through one of the shurbs next to the clearing's edge. And as they spotted the three human women that were quickly coming closer to their running selves... They skid to a halt. Then stared. Apparently confused or stunned, not having expected to run into anyone else.
The two who wore clothes were about 4 ft (120 cm) tall, they had brtown fur except for on their chins and bellies, where the fur was a more tan color. The one not wearing any garments was bigger, standing at about 4'3" (130 cm) and was covered in dark, black fur. The two in garb were also clutching... Twigs? Branches? No, those were more like... Clubs... The bigger black one held a ... Spear... Or.. Well, a makeshift one. Made out of a wooden pole with a crudely sharpened stone, fastened with soem cord of some kind. The trio of ratty strangers stared at the ladies, their tiny eyes darting between each of the three immediately visible she-humans. They thjen looked at each other, then two smaller ones looked at the big one and ... Squeaked. Not a typical, high-pitched ratty squeak though. It sounded more like a squeak taht had been run though an audio program to give it some gutteral base.
The big, black-furred ratman narrowed ... His? Her? Its eyes, and glared at the foreign females from another world. Then it bared its teeth, and let out a snarling yip-like noise. Then thrusted its spear, tip-first, forward. In response, the other two yipped in unison and then all three charged forward. In a most threatening manner, as they all were now raising their weapons in poise to strike.
One of the brown-furred mongrels, wearing what had once been a blue shirt or whatever, was running straight for Cecilia, hissing and gnashing its teeth as it waved its crude wooden blunt object of pain menacingly. The other one, wearing a once red garment, was rushing towards Aria in a very similar fashion. The third, largest one, with the most dangerous-looking weapon out of the lot, was now bee-linong straight for Da'Niyah, a low growl constatnly rumbling form its throat.
As one would expect of rats though, these guys were very quick. And while they didn't look particularly physically imposing or strong, one had to remember a very important fact: These were frickin' bipdeal rat-men! Wielding stone age weaponry! And they were hostile and coming! FOR YOU!
Luckily, it didn't seem that they had managed to notice either Sayu or Charlotte just yet. OIr maybe they had, but were just more inclined to deal with the three girls in their immediate proximity first. The girls would likely only be able to perform a single split-second decision before they were each within striking-range of their respective adversary.
... And the birds just kept on tweeting, like all was fine and as it should be...
@Click This, @Crusader Lord, @Hammerman, @PINKPANTHERESS, @Qia
Friendly reminder, I will start working on the next update in about 11 hours time from the posting of this post. If you want to get any last-minute interactions between characters out, that's the time you got left. ^^
Oh, and Pink. Well done on the mental-image and description of what happens when you think about your skills/spells. That was a very, very close representation of what I had in mind. So much so that you won't even need to edit it. :)
Friendly reminder, I will start working on the next update in about 11 hours time from the posting of this post. If you want to get any last-minute interactions between characters out, that's the time you got left. ^^
Oh, and Pink. Well done on the mental-image and description of what happens when you think about your skills/spells. That was a very, very close representation of what I had in mind. So much so that you won't even need to edit it. :)
Or you could be one of those fancy mustached bare-knuckle boxers from the 1920's! Instead of a villain. ....Right?
HOW IS THAT AN IMPROVEMENT!?
xD
On a completely unrelated note;
I went t get my hair cut today, and my barber decided to put some oil in my stash... Now I look like one of those villains from the 1920's movies... The ones with the top hat and cape who tied damsels to railroad tracks... :<
I went t get my hair cut today, and my barber decided to put some oil in my stash... Now I look like one of those villains from the 1920's movies... The ones with the top hat and cape who tied damsels to railroad tracks... :<
Splendifirous~
Oh, and just in case anyone was worried or unsure about it. Taking an action or responding to the unknown noise doesn't count as your "interacting with the GM once per round"-action, since you're not actually, y'know, really can't do much other than comment on it, or decide whether you wanna stand around or hide behind something. :P
Oh, and just in case anyone was worried or unsure about it. Taking an action or responding to the unknown noise doesn't count as your "interacting with the GM once per round"-action, since you're not actually, y'know, really can't do much other than comment on it, or decide whether you wanna stand around or hide behind something. :P
@Click This, @Crusader Lord, @PINKPANTHERESS, @Qia
Just a reminder that the next IC update from is coming this Sunday. If you have questions or are unsure of how to proceed, let me know before then, 'kay?
Just a reminder that the next IC update from is coming this Sunday. If you have questions or are unsure of how to proceed, let me know before then, 'kay?
There we go, the update is... Well, up!
Since this post is divided into two different time-sections, please do remember to specify if you're acting within the post God-e-mail, or the 5 minutes after-bit. :)
Since this post is divided into two different time-sections, please do remember to specify if you're acting within the post God-e-mail, or the 5 minutes after-bit. :)
@Click This, @Crusader Lord, @Hammerman, @PINKPANTHERESS, @Qia
With time, and the increasing intensity of hysterical women, the girls in the glen awoke and rose to their feet, one after the other. Some of them were flipping out, making up plausible reasons and scenarios for their current situation in their mind - and then projecting said delsuional asumptions into their surroundings. Others took a more clinical and calm approach to the whole ordeal, trying to rationalize and make sense of the non-sensical and unexplainable phenomenon as best they could. And some just stood there... Screaming to the heavens above and doing absolutely nothing productive or useful at all.
Yup. It was a mess.
Thankfully, one of the girl's seemed to have - somehow - managed to keep enough of their head in order to notice something. Something that they shouldn't and hadn't known about before they passed out and then awoke in this strange place. It was the playboy bunny who had managed to first figure out that she now knew things that she earlier hadn't had any knowledge or idea about. What's more, she was able to unleash a small, clearly supernatural ability on a poor, defenseless and wholly innocent tree. Humanity at its finest!
As Red Riding Hood approached and tried to coaz the bunnygirl into spilling the beans on how and what she'd just done, the entire collective assembly of females were sudden struck by...
A ring-tone.
Or, to be more precise, an electronic ring-noise. Kinda like the one you'd hear in a live-call or when using a chat program and getting a message. But the noise came form inside their own head... Which... Was disconcerting to say the least.
Nevertheless! As soon as the brief, three-piece noise stopped, each of them would notice something even more bizarre. in front of their eyes, blocking their vision, a big envelope-shaped icon appeared. Yeah. An icon. Like the one you see on a home-screen on a smartphone or something. But it was there. Right infront of them. Hovering in mid-air. ANd it was moving. Like an animated gif or something. Then, without their consent, it blooped itself, and a new strange thing happened.
A window opened up. Like on a computer screen. But in their eyes. Their mind's eye? Whatever. They could all see it, that's the important bit. The window looked pretty standard to what you'd expect a window containing an email or message to lo0k like, save it was slightly transparent. But that wasn't the important bit. The important bit was what was written, and that the message started automatically reading itself to each of the girls, still in their head, with no scientifically acceptable reason as to why.
The voice of the reader was... Very... Chipper. Almost to the point of sounding like an excited teenager talking to her gal-pals about something inconsequential and silly. Except, you know, this was about the prospect of trans-dimensional travel by some unknown deity who apparently had just lent out some of her own questionable attires to a group of five randomly selected women who had probably never met.
Sounds reasonable, yeah.?
In any case... The girls were left with the window and the e-mail icon then closing on its own, and vanishing into the ether without a trace, as if it had never been there at all.
And then there was just the woods, the clearing and the ladies in their outfits.
And birds tweeting.
The first of the girls to notice something was Sayu. For some reason, she could hear a distant noise coming from... That direction. Well, it wasn't exactly easy to tell which way that was, due to the lack of a compass or map or any other way to discern one way from another. But regardless, she heard something. Whatever it was, it seemed to be getting closer though. Not particularly fast or anything - but bit by bit, she could hear the sound of rustling leaves, thuds on dirt or grass and the muffled noises of what was... Voices? Animal noises? It was difficult to tell...
The second one to pick up on this approaching source of new sounds was Charlotte, though by the time she heard anything, Sayu had already picked up on the sounds. Now it was up to these two girls - because the other three sure as heck didn't seem to notice any foreign sounds that weren't the breezy breeze or singing birds. What to do? Inform the others about a potential new arrival? Run and hide? Climb a tree? Fall down in a fetal position, cry and call for mommy? It was up to them!
Oh, but this was all a bit after the whole message-from-God-deal... So, maybe they had some talking and sicussing to do about that bit first...
Some Forest...
With time, and the increasing intensity of hysterical women, the girls in the glen awoke and rose to their feet, one after the other. Some of them were flipping out, making up plausible reasons and scenarios for their current situation in their mind - and then projecting said delsuional asumptions into their surroundings. Others took a more clinical and calm approach to the whole ordeal, trying to rationalize and make sense of the non-sensical and unexplainable phenomenon as best they could. And some just stood there... Screaming to the heavens above and doing absolutely nothing productive or useful at all.
Yup. It was a mess.
Thankfully, one of the girl's seemed to have - somehow - managed to keep enough of their head in order to notice something. Something that they shouldn't and hadn't known about before they passed out and then awoke in this strange place. It was the playboy bunny who had managed to first figure out that she now knew things that she earlier hadn't had any knowledge or idea about. What's more, she was able to unleash a small, clearly supernatural ability on a poor, defenseless and wholly innocent tree. Humanity at its finest!
As Red Riding Hood approached and tried to coaz the bunnygirl into spilling the beans on how and what she'd just done, the entire collective assembly of females were sudden struck by...
A ring-tone.
Or, to be more precise, an electronic ring-noise. Kinda like the one you'd hear in a live-call or when using a chat program and getting a message. But the noise came form inside their own head... Which... Was disconcerting to say the least.
Nevertheless! As soon as the brief, three-piece noise stopped, each of them would notice something even more bizarre. in front of their eyes, blocking their vision, a big envelope-shaped icon appeared. Yeah. An icon. Like the one you see on a home-screen on a smartphone or something. But it was there. Right infront of them. Hovering in mid-air. ANd it was moving. Like an animated gif or something. Then, without their consent, it blooped itself, and a new strange thing happened.
A window opened up. Like on a computer screen. But in their eyes. Their mind's eye? Whatever. They could all see it, that's the important bit. The window looked pretty standard to what you'd expect a window containing an email or message to lo0k like, save it was slightly transparent. But that wasn't the important bit. The important bit was what was written, and that the message started automatically reading itself to each of the girls, still in their head, with no scientifically acceptable reason as to why.
Subject: Welcome!
Sender: God
Message:
Hello, hello, hello! Congratulations, girlls~ *Clap, clap, clap*
You've all been selected as the esteemed and fortunate winners of a trip to an entirely different world, yay!
I'm sure you got all sorts of quesitons and concerns, but don't worry even teensy bit! I've provided you with some of my personal wardrobe that'll hlep you make your way in this brand new and exciting world you all find yourselves in.
Just remember to keep those garaments on, ladies~ They're your key to success while you're visting here. Oh, and don't worry, even though you're all form different parts of your world and in a brand new one, I've granted you all the ability to both speak and read the language, so you should all be able to communicate flawlessly! Ain't I something~?
Alright then, have fun and I do hope you'll enjoy your time in this world!
Best of luck to you all, [heart-emoji]!
The voice of the reader was... Very... Chipper. Almost to the point of sounding like an excited teenager talking to her gal-pals about something inconsequential and silly. Except, you know, this was about the prospect of trans-dimensional travel by some unknown deity who apparently had just lent out some of her own questionable attires to a group of five randomly selected women who had probably never met.
Sounds reasonable, yeah.?
In any case... The girls were left with the window and the e-mail icon then closing on its own, and vanishing into the ether without a trace, as if it had never been there at all.
And then there was just the woods, the clearing and the ladies in their outfits.
And birds tweeting.
5 Minutes Later...
The first of the girls to notice something was Sayu. For some reason, she could hear a distant noise coming from... That direction. Well, it wasn't exactly easy to tell which way that was, due to the lack of a compass or map or any other way to discern one way from another. But regardless, she heard something. Whatever it was, it seemed to be getting closer though. Not particularly fast or anything - but bit by bit, she could hear the sound of rustling leaves, thuds on dirt or grass and the muffled noises of what was... Voices? Animal noises? It was difficult to tell...
The second one to pick up on this approaching source of new sounds was Charlotte, though by the time she heard anything, Sayu had already picked up on the sounds. Now it was up to these two girls - because the other three sure as heck didn't seem to notice any foreign sounds that weren't the breezy breeze or singing birds. What to do? Inform the others about a potential new arrival? Run and hide? Climb a tree? Fall down in a fetal position, cry and call for mommy? It was up to them!
Oh, but this was all a bit after the whole message-from-God-deal... So, maybe they had some talking and sicussing to do about that bit first...
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