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19 hrs ago
Gotta go buy more soda, BRB
5 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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3 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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3 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

@Cyrania
Awww, that's a shame. :(
I hope your schedule clears up and you get sore free time soon though. Thanks for the shown interest.

[@Everyone Else]
Since I don't want to keep you good noodles who've finished your CS'es already waiting too long, I'm now going to announce that this Wednesday will be the final deadline for anyone who hasn't finished, or still wants to edit, their sheet or submit a brand new character.

If your CS isn't done/finished up by then, well... You'll just have to to see if a spot opens up in the future.

Which brings me to the next point.

I want to reiterate what I said in the Interest Check:

Characters will not be accepted on a first come, first serve-basis. I will accept characters based on either my personal preference or on which characters I feel fits the setting the best. If you end up not getting one of the 7 remaining spots, please don't take it personal or as me saying your character is "bad" or "not good enough"

Those who don't get into the RP, at this time, may choose to reserve a spot on a waitlist though. And if an accepted player has to leave, or drops out, you'll be contacted via PM to let you know that there's an open spot. The waitlist will follow first come, first serve-protocols however, so whoever got their CS in the fastest - but didn't get picked - will be first in the queue.

I wish I could just accept everyone in and let you all run loose in this silly world. But, I just don't have the confidence as a GM that I could keep up with all 10+ of you, not when I also have a day-job. So again, I apologize to anyone in advance who'll feel like they got snubbed or robbed, or like they wasted time waiting on something and didn't get it. Perhaps in the future, if I do another roleplay, I can manage a bigger group. But that time is sadly not now.

With that out of the way, I'd also like to point anyone who hasn't noticed it yet to the Character Tab, where a very basic map/zone thingymuhbob has been added. I'll be filling it out bit by bit, so check back for updates~
@CitrusArms
Niera looks fine, except for Chlorokinesis, which has the unfortunate trait of bieng able to do too much at once. You'll have to choose between it being able to enhance the properties of existing plants, increasing their grwoth speed/size OR being able to mend wooden objects/constructs. The alternative is to create three seperate spells that can work in conjuction do each of these individual things.

Otherwise, cute elf mechanic is cute and fine.
You dare threaten Harpy-chan? I'll report your ass to PETA!

EDIT:


Psssstt... Granny...! You already moved a pawn to E4...
Noticing the chess game, the resident Energetic Harpy gets up from the rtable, pulls a mic outta her cleavage and goes airborne, hovering over Qaymu and Velvet.



"And would you look at this folks? The evening's still young, but two of the resident powerhouses are going at it in a game of skill and wits! Who'll be the victor? Who'll come out on top? I'm your MC, and let's fine out!"

She watches the first round of moves from each player.

"Ooh, would you look at that? Lady Vampire starts out with an aggressive dash with a pawn, heading straight for Lord Dragon's center! But, our gentleman responds in turn with sending one of his own to stop the advance! Locked in fierce combat, the pawns battle furiously, unable to advance but not backing down! What. An. Intense. Opening! Keep your collars loose folks, this one's heating up and bound to get steamy~!"
@Expendable
Thanks for catching that. It's been fix'd. :)
Also, armor is not considered clothes, so his chain mail things should also be listed in Equipment section. Same goes for leather boots, since they're technically a form of protection - at least more so than regular-ass shoes. No need to list the cape though, unless it's MAGIC.

@CitrusArms and @BunniesOfDoom
How're those charactes coming along you two?
Nah, if nobody plays a carpenter or a mason, the Universe will provide and one will be MIRACULOUSLY present at/near the start of the RP. And no, silly lupine, slimes don't drop schematics for tools or workstations - humanoid monsters do. :)

... You really should buy the battle pass though... I mean, just look at it! It's got cool graphics and visual effects! Just try it. You won't regret it. I guarantee it! *pushes basket of battle passes at everyone, trying to get them to buy one*
As a reminder to everyone:

If you haven't already, you probably should read all of the hiders in the first post. A lot of things from the interest check has been expanded upon or explained in more detail. It'd also be helpful if ya'll checked the Hints & Tips hider in preparation for the IC.
@Massasauga
Sorry Miyuki didn't "notice" Rebecca. But, the woman is tryng to keep a low profile... And she doesn't smell bad, soooo.... :<
@Crowvette
Look in the Hints & Tips hider, muh friend.
You can have as few, or as many, things in your "lists" (be it quiriks, equipment or spells) as you'd like. Well, okay, if you go over 10 items then I may have to ask you to dial it back. Bur, yes, you can have many novice-level spells if you want. Because they're low-level spells. It'd be a different story if you wanted to start with like, 5+ Expert Level spells, that might not be so okay - you're all supposed to be relatively young still, after all. And yes, the spells need to more "specifi" and less "versatile" in terms of what they do.

As for a carpenter. Don't worry, if nobody makes one, we can always get one of those stinky NPCs to fill that role. Or you guys could just manage by living in mud huts with straw roofs and no furniture. I don't judge.
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