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3 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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3 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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4 mos ago
Caught a cold
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  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
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Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Lunarlord34>

Will she headbut with the Geodude to celebrate their wins like bros, and do so without skipping a beat or getting dazed?

Hey now, we don't need her to slip into a coma and have a 19 year journey while unconscious due to pokemon-related injuries. We already had one kid go through that.
Oh ye gods, no! The garble-speaking one is coming down the same route as Eve!?
Quick, fashionable girl, run! RUN FOR THE HILLS! Lest ye ears be subjected to eldrirtch phonetics! D:

Also, @Lunarlord34 one does not simply make puns in Mordor the OOC. *Slaps the offender with an inflatable Igglybuff*

EDIT:


@Crimson Flame
Brother!
@Remram
I was more thinking along the lines of the half-submerged-into-the-dirt rock-skulls-with-arms who'll throw a temper tantrum if someone steps on them. But, you're right, nature is so... Eugh... Unclean... *shivers*
Oh yeah, cool, totally sweet. Just send Evelyn into a minefield right out the gates, why don'cha? xD

EDIT:


David:

Evelyn








On Route 4

Engrossed in her own daydreams and delusions of her great, undeniable and infinitely successful future, the stylish girl walked along the bustling streets of Grand Glory City... Until they became less bustling... And the buildings began to become less, well, grand and more spread apart... And more spread apart... ANd smaller...

... Until finally, the city proper was behind her, and Evelyn now stood face-to-face with the real, true, unmistakeable wild nature of her home region. The clear skies, the fresh air, the sparkling river water, the swaying vivid grass, the... .... ... The... The uh... The dirt... And rocks...

...

...

"... Wut?"

A meepish noise escaped the blonde girl's lips as she stood there on the dirt path, staring out at the vast expanse of uncivilized land before her. Hills and grass and rocks and dirt. ... Oh, well, there was sort of a road for cars and behicles, but it seemed kinda... Small... And... Spoarsely used...? But... But wait...! This was right next to Grand Glory City, right? The most developing city in all of Evig, right? W-Why wasn't there a sidewalk? Why wasn't there a paved, proper road? Why were there no street lamps or billboards or... Or... ANYTHING!?!

D-Did I... Make a mistake? Is this not the right way...? No, wait... Lemme check... No, the phone says this is Route 4... So, why... Why's it like this? S-Should I go back, turn around? ... No... No, you made this choice, Evee! You wanted to go south, so south we're going! ... Even if... Even if my shoes'll get real dirty from all this... Ugh... Dirt... Ah jeez...

Internal whining and belly-aching aside, Evelyn could do little more than let out a sigh of discontent and slight frustration. But, turning back wasn't an option now. Well, it was, but the blonde was waay to stubborn for that. So, she began to walk, following the winding, ill-trodden path as it went, leading her further and further away from the city.

Still, it wasn't all bad. As she trekked, the young lady would stop and scan the various wild pokemon that were in the distance. She got to enjoy watching a family of bidoof frollic in the river, a couple of duckletts swim around and around with their gooft expressions, and even saw a cute little woopah-woopah surface.

Then there were also the ... The less adorable pokemon... Like... The sentient boulders with arms who thought it was a good idea to lie face-first down in the dirt and act as a living minefield to passer-by's. Evelyn made sure to take careful steps and never, ever, ever step on any stones or rocks larger than your average oran berry. 'Cuz if getting your shoes dirty wasn't bad enough, being cahsed by an angry rock-hulk was worse.

"Still... There's got to be more critters out here, right?" Eve mused, stopping to take a look over at a peculiar sight.

An old set of ruins... Or, well, maybe it was once just one big thing? It was kinda hard to tell, given how ruined it was... And yet, another place tos tay the heck out of! Who knew just what could be lurking in an old forgotten, never-visted place like that? There could be muck or mud, or Muks! Or worse, cobwebs and Ariados! Nope. Nopenopenopenopenope. Whatever lived in those ruins was most assuredly, and without any sort of scientific proof or confirmation, most definitely not going to be cute or adorable! So there was no need to go visit it.

Evelyn then paused her steps, looking around for a bit.

"I guess I'll look around, just for a little bit... I am here already, after all."

With that, Evelyn began to - cautiously, and minding her feet - search around the area for any additional pokemon. She wasn't searching for any particular breed, but rather just trying to see what - if anythig - else was around.
@Crimson Flame



EDIT:


Actually, this one might be more suitable.

On a different note entirely...

BGM Track playing as Evelyn begins to leave Grand Glory in slow-mo...

My Hysterical Aunt? I love that show!
Sorry, my bad.
I meant;

"OI! HUU D'YE'R B'WERKIN'UR!?"
@Lunarlord34
I feel like Steph is the sort of girl who takes the Batman-approach to seeing crime.
That is to say, ulta-violence vigilante justice with a lot of face-punching and screaming: "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?" - while punching.

@Remram
Super-excited to get out into the world and see the great, vast expanses of Evig. ^^
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