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2 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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3 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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3 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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4 mos ago
Caught a cold
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

Huh... We don't seem to have m/any aquatic monsters, do we?
Maybe I shoulda made a scylla or mershark/mermaid or half-kraken or somethin'... Can just iamgine the reaction of being summoned into existence and while everyone stands around with relative dignity intact, the aquatic monster just bellyflops onto the dungeon floor and starts flailing around like a magikarp outta water. xD

EDIT:

Come to think of it, we're lacking in the avian variety too. Apart from Tyrrania and the Void Angel, I don't anyone else can fly (naturally) can they?

@Burger
I asked about the "how long" have we been summond-deal earleir.

How much do our characters know about each other at the start? Like... Do we know what race each other "boss" is, straight out of the gate? Do we know their name? Their titles? Can our characters distinguish between "important" monsters and gacha-mooks just by looking?

Or are you going with the whole, first day at the office with a fresh batch of new-hires who've never met or seen each other before?
Evelyn







Thus, the brave blonde girl and her menagerie of intrepud partners set off, into the great, wide, wild unknown! In search of a supposed exticnt but not really extinct pokemo, to protect it from the clutches of vil bug-eyed bug-maniacs, who'd probably just stick it in a jar and gawk at it all day if they got their grubby mitts on it. Go, Evelyn! Ride, Evelyn! For great justice and animal protectin-rights!

...

And then shit got real damn dark, real damn fast. What the hell!? Was this really a forest? It felt more like they were trying to traverse some kinda organic, plant-covered cave! The road was gone, replaced by a laughable excuse for a 'path', there were no other people, a thick-ass and completely unnecessary misty fog was rolling in, and there weere ledges and drops that would see you fall down into certain doom. Or at least broken limb territory. And good luck getting an abulance or medical chopper to find you in this place!

Evelyn silently cursed under breath. She was really starting to regret her decision. But, she'd come this far, and there was nothing for it but to press on. Growlithe hadn't stopped and barked at anything just yet, so whatever had made thsoes slashy scratches on the trees earlier hand't been found yet.

As the trio proceeded into the dark depths of the Starbur forest, they warily watched the wide variety of potentially vicisous worm-things that were ready to wallop them. Not to mention those cocoon things were just too damn creepy! Did they really need eye sockets!? Joltik latched onto Sentret, who in turn hugged Joltik, while their heads kept turning form left to right and then back again. Meanwhile, the fire-pup was happily just sniffin' that ground, plotting along as if there wasn't anything amiss in the world.

They passed a bunch of little green spider pokemn too. Hmph, those ones ain't got nothing on my Joltik. A certain internal commentary concluded.

But then, everything stopped. They came to a dark place with a lot of fog... But there was somehting in it. Barely visible. Evelyn squinted. Growlithe had, for the moment, stopped. Was that... It? Was that the legendary exticnt pok-OHMYGODISTHATAFAWKIN'HUMANSKULL!?!

Evelyn let out a sharp and girly 'AAaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!', which caused Sentret and Joltik to leap inot the air and scamper around in a circle non-effectively, until they ran into each other and collapsed in a heap. Growlithe just raised his sniffer and looked athe distant, blurry, obscured thing, then shoved the snout back down into the ground.

"Wh-Wh-Wh-what... Why's there... Who... Wha... That's... How did... Who did... Huuuuuuh...?" A very pale-faced Eve was trying to come to terms with the decapitated skeletal remains ahead of her in the dark.

Thankfull, she came to terms with fast. Especially when it started glowing.

Wait.

It glows...?

... And then somehting skittered out of it.

Another AAaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee/

As glowy eyes of disturbing doom suddenly stared at her from the bone-head...! Was this some kind of horror movie? Had she become the unfortunate protagonist of some splatter film, where she'd spend the next 1.5 hours running through a nmisty forest while being chased by a lunatic wearing a Swlowbro-mask and wielding a chainsaw!?

... Nope. 'Cuz her handy-dandy Rotom Phone suddenly spoke up.

... Apparently, it wasn't a skull. Just a pokemon. In the sahep of a skull.

Evelyn blinked and stared at the pokemon, who was now staring at her and her own pokemon.

"I... It's a pokemon...? Not a ... Something else... Oh, thank heavens..."

The strength left her legs, and she fell onto the damp ground with her knees together and legs sprawled out in a most indignant fashion. A giant wave of relief washed across her entire being. Thank the frikkin' fates she ahdn't just stumbled upon the remains of some poor, dead traveler who got lost in this damn forest. 'Cuz that woulda been a real bad omen for the blonde. She took a few deep breaths and managed to calm herself down, her pulse slowing back down, her heart stopping it's drum-like palpitations and the color slowly returning to her sheet-white face. Sentret and Joltik had also calmed down, a bit.

"Is... Is this it though? A spinerak with a different body-shape? I... I guess? It was being sought after by those bug-fanatics... Maybe they go crazy over weird little irregularities like this?" She tried to grasp and rationalize the situation. To nobody except herself, of course.

Sentret stayed still, looking at the skull-spider. Joltik though, leapt off his brown-furred friend and slowly approached, tilting his head from side to side and chittering curiously at the other creature. This was,a fter all, a sort of... Cousin(?) to it. Well, at least as far as subspecies were concerned. For now though, Eve was happy enough to keep staying on the ground and calming down for a bit. She'd probably be in an outrage once she got up and noticed any grass or dirt-stains on her clothes, but that was an issue for Future-Eve to deal with.

Evelyn is recovering from nearly fainting from the sight of human-skull-shaped pokemon. Growlithe continues to sniff the ground in search of "The Extinct" pokemon. Sentret is keeping an eye on the Skull-spinerak. Joltik is curiously investigating the Skull-spinerak.
As long as those fireballs aren't hurled through Skjsel's grav- I mean garden, we're good!


... Uh...



... Y-you can probably just... fill that back in... Yeah... No biggie.
I can picture it now... Gentle slowly sauntering through the hallways of the dungeon, not a thought in his big golem head, then, SUDDENLY, a flash of light! He walks towards the source! And he finds...!

Tyrrania. Stepping on some poor crumpled goblin, foot on his face and a raging, medicine-ball sized fire sphere hovering over her heand as she stares down with disgust, contempt and sadistic glee at the poor critter who is about to suffer (un)divine wrath for his transfressions(?).

"Gentle, like. Flame. Like. Gentle, want!"
"Huh? Who the he-- Wai-Wait, what're you?! Stop! Don't come any closer! You'll step on me!"

Tyrrania hurls the fireball at Gentle in a panic, but it whizzes by due to her shitty aim lack of time to properly target the unmissable behemoth. As it flies by, Gentle turns around and watches it. Then starts chasing after it... Like a child chasing after a bouncing ball, complete with outstretched arms and a skip in his step.

Tyrrania stares at the sight.

Then blushes.

"... H-He's like a big puppy.."
Yes. That.
For some reason... Gentle reminds me of Grute. I don't know why.

Anyway. I've acquired the RO's very own Opening Theme Song!

Or you could go with a different breed of goblin... Like.. Hobgoblins, redcaps, bugbears, dworcs (dwarf-orc halfbreeds that LOOK like goblins), etc.
@BrokenPromise
Yes, I'm aware. I asked the question regarding how the limited player slots would be handled in the interest check. My comment was the result of having just woken up, seeing the brand new OOC and 4 people already having submitted CS'es, and then mentally panicking internally because half of the "potential" spots to be picked for were "potentially already snagged". I am derp.
I go to sleep for like 7 hours and the OOC gets put up and half the application slots get scooped up. Jeez.

I think I've cleaned the CS up and fixed most of the spelling mistakes and/or typos, but there might still be some in there somewhere.

But here's my application nontheless.

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