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5 days ago
Vacation is drawing to an end... Only four days left before it's back to the hamster wheel
19 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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4 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

@PlatinumSkink
Don't worry, Tilly can't remember her name either. Wasn't it gran, though? Pretty sure it was gran, yeah.

Also, man I love StilesVictor. xD
Just gonna barge right in on that conversation and get that old fart's attention. Ain't nobody got time to wait on his fossil-aged arse to finish before going to the lab!
Tilly

Prologue Modus, no inventory/pokemon information available at this time.


@Savo, @Floofenstein, @Crusader Lord



Byjerlfal City, SS Calliope


There was a ruckus going on out there on the ship. Buncha people shouting, cheering and making a whole bunch of noise. Something really exciting must've been going on for them to be acting so riled up. And yet, the little blonde from Galar couldn't have given less of a fudge about it if she tried. Perfectly content with lying on the bed of her cabin, the girl was far too busy trying to gather her thoughts to be bothered with the likes of hysterical hooligans howling about some happening in the here-'n-now. The girl's mind was preoccupied with too many plans, expectations, anticipation, dreams, wants, schemes and a real craving for waffles for some reason.

Then, her not-so-peaceful and actually pretty turmultuous head-spiining was smashed into itty bitty shards as the loud, obnoxious roar from the ship's PA system blasted through her teeny, tiny, compact, economy-class cabin with an important announcement. They'd had apparently arrived at their destination...

Well... Swell... The girl would've liked some more time to put the pieces of her now shattered mindscape back together, but ... Well... What had she been thinking about before anyway? Bah! Who cares? She'd remember it eventually! Or not. Both options worked~!

Getting up and walking over to her satchel, the short queen gave her stuff a solid once-over. Just a once though. But considering she hadn't pulled anyhting out, or made a mess by leaving crap everywhere, there wasn't any need to worry about somehting not being there or that she'd misplaced anything. It was all good in the hood, as they say. Content that all of her affairs in this cramped, cozy, claustrophobically cahrming cabin were finally over with, Tilly walked on over the door, grabbed the handle and turned her head back to the room once last time.

"Cheers room, I'll be goin' now. Dun let someone sniff the sheets, alright?" With a smirk at her own comment, she pushed the handle down and left.

Onto the deck.


"Now 'at's a pretty city."

Tilly gave the foreign metropolis infront of her a good looking-at. She took in the sights of the different buildings, the shapes, the colors... It wasn't a fairy tale or unimaginable dream world, but it was different from good ol' Motostoke, that's for sure. Approaching the railing, the girl also gave the people down on the docks a look, and the folks beyond that. It looked... City-ish? And the people were... People-y...? Yup. No matter where you went, cities were gonna city and people were gonna people!

... Now... What was she supposed to do agian...? That granny-fessor that'd paid for her trip here had told her that she'd need to... Um... Uh... Something-something dark side? No, that wasn't it...

Oh, right! She needed to meet up with some bloke who'd take her to the place! That... Place... Where you got the things and the stuff for the things and the stuff... Yes! That. Who was it again though? Oh, duh! The loud flelow who spoke on the PA system, the bloody cap'n himself, that's who! Tilly donked her own head for forgetting about that. Only momentarily. It wasn't easy keeping trakc of all these high-profile, overly complicated matters, you know?

So... Where... Was.. He... Oh... Wait.. How... How'd you get off the boat anyway..? She hadn't thought about it when she boarded, buuuut... This place was huge.

"Oh well, nothin' for it. Guess I'll just look around 'til I find 'im." She said, to nobody in particular except herself.

And so the search began!

... And continued... For... A while... Like, seriously, she could've just asked for directions from a crew member or somehting, but she didn't. 'Cuz Tilly will Tilly.

Eventually however, she managed to... Not really locate the guy, but picked up on his distinct voice. Following it, she soon came upon the sight of the old codger, having a lively talk with another fellow. And, there was some third joker standing a bit away... A lanky-lookin' fellow, tall as a tree though! Kinda had a sour face to him, and was giving the good captain the most unmissable stink-eye she'd ever seen. The scene made her put a hand to her mouth and stifle a chuckle.

Unimpeded by the captain's current conversation with his counterpart, Tilly swaggered over unannounced and undeterred by the fact that the manw as already engaged.

"'Hoy there, guvna. 'Membered I was 'sposed to come'n mee'cha when we arrived 'ere. Somethin' 'bout you bein' an escort to this loveliness and gettin' 'er to the lab o' 'at Prune-fessor, ye?"

Tilly said all this while approaching, stooping only a short few feet away from the much, much, much larger man. Hand on her own hip, a happy, but slightly smug, smile on her face with accompanying, half-closed eyes. Yup, she was ready to go whenever.
Everyone loves and wants to protect the precious cinnamon buns of the world, after all.

... Tarts don't get that same kind of treatment, sadly. :P
*Tilly getting her application reply, on live-feed*

"Aw cheers, loves. I'll be seein' you soon'en, gran~"

*Call ended*

EDIT:




I can't even remember the last time I saw an actual toy store...
@Azure Bubbles
Do kids these days even know who Barbie is though? ... Gah, I feel so old....
Also I posted this in the discord but figure I should also post it here so nobody has to dig it up if they missed it:

... Yeah, that seems about right for Tilly. xD

Excellent work.
I always gather some thematically appropriate songs for all the player characters in the RPs I join (except I haven't been approved yet, so potentially premature). So, after a bit of work, BEHOLD!

Your very own theme songs! Perfectly matched to each, individual character!

(This is meant to be silly, no be mad, 'kay?)















EDIT:

The hardest people to find songs for were Alexander and Hazel.
And for Mahiru, it was either this or Katy Perry's "Hear me roar!", but nobody deserves that.
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