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Recent Statuses

5 days ago
Vacation is drawing to an end... Only four days left before it's back to the hamster wheel
19 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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4 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

Eugh... Vacation's almost over and then its back to the grinder on monday... T-T

No more being able to check the thread every single minute of the entire day ofr me... At least not on weekdays. :(

But on the plus side! My IC post's ready. Just need Savo to get back to me before I send it~
Yes, Toshi.
Telling someone that their hair resembles the shape of a wild raccoon-dog-thing is the best way to boost their confience and self-esteem.

Totally. xD

EDIT:
I did very much enjoy his random, off-tangent ramblings about Television Linoone tho'. :D

Kinda surprised Victor didn't try to ride the shiny pony though... :p
Melissa is going to poke everything. Carefully so as not to break it, of course, but y'know.

Poke it all.

And of course, just like theit trainer, lil' Lonitt's gonna bounce
on everything!

...

... I can see Camphor's face... And it is glorious... xD
You're not really besm-- exploring when you're just sitting on a chair or sofa though. ^^;

Oi! Lies and slander! Tilly wouldn't mess with Camphor's equipment and stuff! ... Well, maybe if it was really cool-looking... But ehs wouldn't mess with too much of it! D:
... Far more likely scenario is taht she'd try to steal Frieda... Since the assistant's, y'know, actually pleasant. xD
Now, who will be the first to go inside and besmirch explore Camphor's lab~?
Get rekt, Toshi. xD
Winning~
@Yankee
That was great. I love Hazel too. xD

I can't wait for Tilly to meet her. >:)
The "summaries" were more meant as a collection of exaggerated, stereotyping sillines, more thana nything else.

Apologies if you felt I was being a douche.
Airport Folks:

Jackson: Where are you, lab assistant!? Where are yoooouuuu? Come out, come out!

Toshi: Need some help there, babe? Lemme just grab your waist and hoist you up.... Infront of me... Close to my face... Hm? Ulterior motives? Heavy breathing? Wiggly fingers? What're you taaaaalkig about~? Ahaha~

Stella: Lecherous swine! Fantasia, destroy!

StilesVictor: ... How can I get a cool sign with my name on it like that...? My name.... That's... Victor Gallagher...! ... The third! ... Esquire! ... Junior!

Boat Folks:

Yuu: Ugh...! People... So noisy... Ugh...! City... So gaudy... Ugh...! Captain... So chatty... Hmph!

Tilly: Oiatsafienmuppetsharkintellovatsitcornferalwickerbasketfinchbangerslorrystuffinliftsnookershagginmash!

Melissa: *Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce* I'm Melissa, kya-haa~! Nice to meet yous faces!

Lina: *Silent judgemental stare* Where can I get a Dhelmise, bruh?
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