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3 yrs ago
Mahz showing up for a short while and disappearing, while distressing, is also almost objectively hilarious. Can't wait til he comes back in... *checks watch* 18 years.
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3 yrs ago
Anyone else feel like they've lost IQ points steadily since their teenage years? No? Just me? Cool.
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4 yrs ago
"It's so hard to believe I'm on a planet full of primates. You're all so fucking wise!"
4 yrs ago
The only thing I want destroyed is myself.

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You should be used to it by the fifth one.
*Holds my hand gently against her cheek*


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*Snores slightly*


This is different. Before, I knew everything to know about them. I knew when they became aware, I knew their genetic makeup and the best way to cultivate their early development. This time, I don't know a single thing. I can't draw blood in case she's already aware, she hasn't shed any skin particles yet for some reason that I have no attack angle on finding out, she hasn't lost any hair and I don't want to pluck any in case it upsets her... I don't have any information and I don't like that.
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Come on, you're so paranoid. You'll more easily scare her like that.
*Leans in closely*
Look at you!


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*Seems to be asleep*


Scare her? I'm scared.
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*Nudges you*
Come on, say something.


I don't know what to say. On the one hand, our, uh... let's call them genes, might make it so she's like a normal infant, but... there's the chance she's already aware. I don't want to mess anything up.
...


*Stares at you*
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*Smirks*
Well, you owe me dinner tomorrow as punishment.


That's fair. Happy to help. *Smiles back*
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You're not making this very easy on me, you know.


Sorry. Trying to.
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Any, like, starter ideas?


Not really.
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Yep. What's next?


Dunno.
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Then I want you to find new things you want to do. That would make me happy.


Well, we're talking about one. That's a good start.
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*Frowns*
I might not be as experienced at this whole “life” thing as you are, but that’s a really sad thing to say.


*Shrugs* Just means I need to find new things to want to do. But because I've done... pretty much everything, making you happy is the biggest constant I can go to that continues to make me happy.
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