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West Korea's Annual Presidential Election

Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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Welcome to the 1st annual West Korean presidential Election, please post your miscellaneous votes in the thread currently provided to the public population.


GodOfWar's Vote;
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I am voting for the most awesome person in my life, the guy who has been voted Forbe's top 100 smexiest men alive and professional badass Asian.

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The elections starts off with a sexy surprise self-candidate and a childhood celebrity, Yet, more votes are hopefully pending from around the world.

The competition is intense...
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I cast my nomination for Lenin, who has risen from his grave for just such an occassion
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I cast my nomination for Lenin, who has risen from his grave for just such an occassion


I throw in my vote for Lenin, comrade.
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I am voting for the most awesome person in my life, the guy who has been voted Forbe's top 100 smexiest men alive and professional badass Asian.



How can one asian be sexy if they all look the same?



Also, my vote:

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yay lenin! better than stalin. a kind honest guy with initiative and ability to affect change, a true promoter, not like stalin who just takes control of stuff that other people have already set up, and a coward, too

my vote is for lenin as well
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I cast my vote for Lenin also. Lets make this a Leninslide victory!
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Vote gopnik or be cyka blyat.

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Huh... most of these candidates aren't Korean at all.
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Obvious choice.
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Huh... most of these candidates aren't Korean at all.


West Korea is very open with their electoral processes.

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The election proceeds with staggering speed, as many candidates pour in from all over the globe. Obama, ripped JoJo, Gopnik and/or Cyka Blyat all join the run for presidency. Yet, a voting landslide appears on Mt. Lenin, with a total of 4 votes cast his way due to his capital crushing campaign.

But soon, a minor fight broke out over the electoral policies of West Korea, causing local penguin law enforcements to push back the riot that started afterwards at the state's capital, which Lenin has currently crushed.

Future updates pending as voters now get to post elections for a second candidate, as an agreement settled after the before mentioned human riot at West Korea HQ. In addition, penguins and other artic animals are now eligible to run for office.
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FOUR votes for lenin. nevarine, marik, me, and villageidiot
how can anyone win in a system where the ballot counters can't count?????
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Five-thousand to the Gopniks, the heroes of the Russian poor.
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I vote for Axe Cop.



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Doge has my vote.

How can one asian be sexy if they all look the same?


Obviously they're all sexy.
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Obvious choice.


This needs my vote... for freedom.
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penguins and other artic animals are now eligible to run for office.




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What West Korea really needs is a nice refresing Coke
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