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Hidden 10 yrs ago → 10 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted. You give your wish to the genie who frees himself and goes around spreading chaos and destruction.

I wish for heightened intelligence.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Butch
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Granted. Every scientist now permanently wears high-heeled footware.

I wish for the dead body in my closet to disappear.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Little Bill
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Granted. It is now reanimated, has left, and is trying to eat your pets.

I wish for a really cool hat.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted. You receive a hat that emanates absolute zero.

I wish I could travel through time.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted, you travel forward in time at the speed of .5 seconds per second in other words slower than everyone else.

I wish that watching Deadpool in the theater tomorrow evening will be fun
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Butch
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Granted, everyone who visits the screening will have the most fun they ever had or will have. Ryan Reynolds makes a surprise appearance and pitches the next movie as deadpool himself! However you will be arrested on the way to the theater and interrogated the whole night. When the police finds out that you are in fact not the mastermind criminal they are looking for, you will be released just in time to see the theater burn down, so that there will never be another screening in town.

I wish for delicious cookies.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted, but the genie considers kitten-chip cookies delicious. Enjoy eating the flesh of infant felines.
I wish for knowledge of chemistry!
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted but you lose all other knowledge.

I wish for for cookies that I consider delicious
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Granted, but everything else you taste that isn't a cookie will taste like literal shit.

I wish for pie.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Butch
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Granted, a clown appears and throws a blueberry pie at you. Your clothes are now ruined.

I wish for clean dishes to eat my kitten-chip cookies from.
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Your dishes are clean, but you have used your kitten-chip cookies to clean them. Now your delectable treat is dirty.

I wish Han Solo shot first.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted except instead of shooting Greedo he shot you

I wish that every food I touch counted as a cookie despite it clearly not being cookies while my earlier wish also remains in effect.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Butch
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Granted, however every food now also contains the same amount of sugar relative to its mass. You get diabetes within three weeks and loose both of your feet. Maybe wishing for them to be reattached will help?

I wish for AC/DC's Back in Black to play every time I enter a room.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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Granted, but it always plays really quietly and the sound comes from your pocket, and doesn't stop until you've left the room. Everyone thinks you left some music playing on your phone with the earbuds in, and are too embarrassed to turn it off.

I wish that I had more time to write.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Murtox
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@Keyguyperson Granted , from now on you will never sleep with all its consequences though

I wish I could drive a Tiger I from WW2.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. You're now fighting in WW2 and getting shot at.

I wish I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time!
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Butch
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Granted. Home is where the heart is, so you find yourself inside your own thoracic cavity.

I wish for some sick tunes.
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Wish granted, tunes of people being sick are all you can listen to for the rest of your life

I wish that I could be Dawn from pokemon
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Murtox
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Granted , but you will be forever young I guess.....

I wish a to live in a cliche anime Harem.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted but you're not the protaganist.

I wish I never developed Diabetes meaning my feet never were lost
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