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Jailed for 'accidentally' causing your fortress's nobles' fall into a pit full of zombie elephants.
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Snarfulblast I'm a Dwarf! Ya bloody idjit.

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Jailed for murder, cause I don't have a fortress and am not that kind of dwarf.
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Jailed for assuming I did it, instead of suspecting that suspicious top hat guy peeking from within that barrel over there.
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Jailed for looking a glow-in-the-dark pubic patch.
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Lucian Threadslayer

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Jailed for having apparently advanced technology, but still smoking cigarettes instead of some advanced space-future drug.
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Jailed for being in the clouds all the time, literally speaking.
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Jailed for being a purple phoenix.
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Your face. Yes. That's right. Just for the face.
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ArenaSnow Devourer of Souls

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Spamming... >.>
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Shoryu Magami 𝔊𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔄𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫

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Do I need to say this...? Really...? It's not obvious...?

Alright, fine.

"Jailed for devouring souls."
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Jailed for false advertising. I haven't Ascended yet.
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Mao Mao Sheriff of Pure Hearts (They/Them)

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For being a machine with a soul. duh
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Jailed for the chandelier code, man. That chandelier is way too big.
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Z2010Deadmeat Time Lord and Leader of Team Gurren

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Jailed for crimes against Remnant.

Most recent of which involves the poisoning of one licensed Huntsman; Qrow Branwen.
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wXw Always

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Staring.

Mate, stop staring.
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Z2010Deadmeat Time Lord and Leader of Team Gurren

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Arrested for plagiarism.
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Snarfulblast I'm a Dwarf! Ya bloody idjit.

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Jailed because your not an actual snake.
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Jailed for, presumably, having drunk all booze and ale, seeing our storage is now empty, and there's no other nearby dwarf to blame.
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Jailed for flying too high.
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Jailed for implying the sky is the limit, when the real limit is far beyond!
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