what has the avatar above you been put in jail for and why?

[Arkaquiavel]

Jailed for 'accidentally' causing your fortress's nobles' fall into a pit full of zombie elephants.

[Snarfulblast]

Jailed for murder, cause I don't have a fortress and am not that kind of dwarf.

[Arkaquiavel]

Jailed for assuming I did it, instead of suspecting that suspicious top hat guy peeking from within that barrel over there.

[InfiniteEmbers]

Jailed for looking a glow-in-the-dark pubic patch.

[Lucian]

Jailed for having apparently advanced technology, but still smoking cigarettes instead of some advanced space-future drug.

[Arkaquiavel]

Jailed for being in the clouds all the time, literally speaking.

[canaryrose]

Jailed for being a purple phoenix.

[Spambot]

Your face. Yes. That's right. Just for the face.

[ArenaSnow]

Spamming... >.>

[Shoryu Magami]

Do I need to say this...? Really...? It's not obvious...?

Alright, fine.

"Jailed for devouring souls."

[Spambot]

Jailed for false advertising. I haven't Ascended yet.

[Mao Mao]

For being a machine with a soul. duh

[canaryrose]

Jailed for the chandelier code, man. That chandelier is way too big.

[Z2010Deadmeat]

Jailed for crimes against Remnant.

Most recent of which involves the poisoning of one licensed Huntsman; Qrow Branwen.

[wXw]

Staring.

Mate, stop staring.

[Z2010Deadmeat]

Arrested for plagiarism.

[Snarfulblast]

Jailed because your not an actual snake.

[Arkaquiavel]

Jailed for, presumably, having drunk all booze and ale, seeing our storage is now empty, and there's no other nearby dwarf to blame.

[canaryrose]

Jailed for flying too high.

[Arkaquiavel]

Jailed for implying the sky is the limit, when the real limit is far beyond!