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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by stardust
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Granted. Timemaster stalks you in a most uncomfortable manner, watching you closely every time you pee.

I wish I wasn't so thirsty all the time, but still remembered to drink a healthy amount of water. Good water, with nothing swampish or bad about it.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lady Selune
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That's not bad for a yandere. :)

The water is fine, but the glass is not. It's filthy, and you can't pour the water into anything else.

I wish for a potato.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Timemaster
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Granted. But to get the patato, you'll need to fly to my country to get it

I wish that @Lady Selune would marry me.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lady Selune
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Granted. But to get the patato, you'll need to fly to my country to get it

I wish that @Lady Selune would marry me.


Granted, but then I realise what the fuck am I doing and suddenly have doubts at the alter.

I really want my family to never find this thread.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Timemaster
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Granted but your friends will find it and then they will tell your family.

I wish that I could stop wasting my time on stupid things and concentrate on my exams.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by shylarah
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@Lady Selune@Timemaster

...no offense, but maybe you marry her and then the relationship is awful and makes you both thoroughly miserable? =P

Your family never finds this thread, but they get shown screenshots by mutual friends. =P

I wish to be happy, without any significant change to my mentality, ethics, morals, or worldview. And I have a number of reasons why it's not actually possible to corrupt this wish, but I'm open to refining it further. <3
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@Lady Selune@Timemaster

...no offense, but maybe you marry her and then the relationship is awful and makes you both thoroughly miserable? =P

Your family never finds this thread, but they get shown screenshots by mutual friends. =P

I wish to be happy, without any significant change to my mentality, ethics, morals, or worldview. And I have a number of reasons why it's not actually possible to corrupt this wish, but I'm open to refining it further. <3


You're happy at the detriment of all around you.

I wish for an edible key-lime pie that won't kill me, make me regret my entire life, or make me sick.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by shylarah
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@Lady Selune if my morals and ethics remain intact, I do not believe I would not be able to be happy at their detriment.

It's edible, but it doesn't taste good.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Edit: nvm skip me
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lady Selune
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AHHHHHHH! SOMEONE ELSE DIDN'T MAKE A WISH!

SOMEONE MAKE A WISH QUICK!
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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I wish for a falling star to wish on (so my wish on that can't be corrupted.)
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lady Selune
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Granted, however the falling star grants a corrupted wish :P

I wish for everyone who expresses interest in an RP to follow through with it.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but they're all terrible RPers who write poorly thought out one liners with terrible grammar and have generic edgy teenaged characters.

I wish I could actually have some time to really relax and shit x-x
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Granted but because you have too much time to shit, you develop a nasty illness and you'll die in a few years.

I wish that I could unwish the wishes of other people on this thread.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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granted, but in exchange they get to wish for something else that can't be corrupted.

I wish for a cat.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TwelveOf8
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Granted, you get a lion. It's hungry and it's not tame.

I wish that someone would realise that I've been cheating in this thread by making wishes about the next post. Seriously, my last few wishes haven't been crushed. Not that I'm complaining of course.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lady Selune
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Wish granted... Unfortunately, people now see your tricks.

I want a tame bear that'll never hurt anyone unless I explicitly tell it to do so.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Granted, it gets shot by a poacher as soon as you have fully bonded with it.

I wish that one + one equals eleven.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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it does but it messed up number and you have to go through ALL of school again.

i wish i wasn't as awesome as i am
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Timemaster
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Granted. You are no longer awesome.

I wish that I will be able to sleep this night and not pull an all nighter.
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