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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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(not going to lie, that's what usually happens when I don't forget to wish)

Granted. You get Mein Kampf, by Adolf Hitler.

I wish that Hiroshima had never happened.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Honestly I've always wanted to read that book, the difficulty is the idea of actually going to a store and ordering/buying it. I wouldn't exactly call that crushing haha xD Original German, or Translated English?

Granted, the bomb was dropped directly upon the Emperor himself. Many, many more deaths followed as an enraged Japan threw itself headlong into a long protracted war against America.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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It's in Martian. Also, hey, you forgot to wish!
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Leaves
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I wish that guy didn't forget his wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, they wished for your hand in marriage and since you didn't crush that wish they have now taken it as an acceptance.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT @Sanctus Spooki and @Leaves ! :)

I wish for freshly pressed orange juice.
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Granted. To get it to you fast enough, it is pressed with peel. Hope you like pulp.

I wish for all the superpowers in the thread '"Useless" superpowers' on this forum.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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granted but due to the power needed to get them all you explode

I wish I didn't every single post since the start of this thread
1x Laugh Laugh
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, however you're kidnapped and placed in a series of puzzle rooms and within these posts are vital clues to solve the puzzles and escape.

I wish I didn't get migraines
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Granted. However, now you are getting thunderclap headaches, instead.

I wish for a box of Play-Doh.

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Granted, but you don't know how to play with the dough.

I wish to know my spirit animal.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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Granted as your spirit animals rises from the smoke it mauls your face, eats your innards and devourers you. Apparently it wasn't your spirit animal just a hungry bear.

I wish for this torture to stop
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Granted, this specific torture has stopped. Sorry to say, a new one must now begin, as you are now chained, covered in honey, and on a mound of dirt...oh wait, that's an ant hill. Have fun!

I wish for a majestic pink unicorn!
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Granted a Pink Brony comes to your house, delivered and packaged in BO, scruffy beards, and a creeper van

I wish to have candy
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Granted...you step into said creeper van to collect your candy...and are now sewn into a pony costume...have fun with your new brony family!

I wish I had a caravan (that wasn't going to kill me)
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Granted the caravan doesn't kill you it only falls off a steep edge and you fall to your doom, the rocks breaking your fall kill you instead

I wish to murder my new brony family
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Granted. You murder the bronies in a violent rage, and then commit suicide for having been trapped in a brony suit yourself. I stole all your candy too.

I wish for a loli army.
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted...they die through exhaustion of attempting to keep up with your desires as the new brood mare. You're now (somehow) pregnant with the next generation of ponies.

(oops, Neo got in first)

Granted, you get a loli army...but the translation wasn't clear and you now have an army of lolly-pops, you eat them all and it turns out you're diabetic and fall into a coma.

I wish my mind wasn't so twisted ^^;

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Granted your brain is flattened out with a iron on an ironing board, you become a coma induced vegetable afterwards

I wish for candy not from a creeper van or from brony's and preferably somewhere safe
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Granted. You get candy at Safeway moments before a missile from North Korea loses control of its engines and plunges into the store.

I wish for a PM. Right to my box here.
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Granted, but its offensive and rude.

I wish for hugs
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