Rudolf Shilage and Esben Mathiassen
You know, looking at it.
"You think wedging it out'd work?"
What? No. I was gonna say I’m not sure why you were so worried. The \Comet notwithstanding, it’s kind of just if Adrammelech was a Taurus, or a Leo, and not a Capricorn. They’re about as big as eachother, I’d say. One lanky, one brawny. Hm. Maybe something like a… Leo sun and a Taurus rising. If we go get some tea I can channel my inner witch girl, and we could figure this out. Or that yerba you tried in Drana Asnaeu.
“Okay, man. Whatever.”
Rudolf rolled his eyes with a huff, and killed the conversation between undertone and inner monologue as he heard footsteps drawing up along the rime behind him. Lighter and more careful than the average villager’s that would stop by and curiously observe the dangerous-seeming man ponder over how he would try and overcome the fantastically tough keratin and bone of one of nature’s most fearsome killing machines from a safe distance, the cadence of the stride was familiar enough that guessing at the who was basically an afterthought.
”Patience isn't always your strong suit, is it?” came yet another familiar cadence to match the stride that was coming up. ”Arm still in a sling, a corpse big enough it would take most of that village to move it, and yet you're already out here like you're scared it’ll get up and walk away on you.”
“Give me some credit,” Rudolf retorted, his right hand holding his rondel aloft as he lazily rolled out his unbound shoulder. “It’s my bad arm that’s off-duty— and the village is gonna want the pile of blight attached to this very valuable skeleton gone before long. It’s not every day I can claim a Behemoth’s horn; this is as good as any scale on Galahad’s sash, you know.”
At least Esben's ribbing him was good-natured, rather than just getting on his case for straining himself when he hadn't yet healed. In recognizing this, Rudolf’s responses leaned towards glib, away from defensive.
”Funny how we keep ending up like this, though...at least we didn't get the worst of it this time. If I had to fight broken ribs while trying to saw a horn off of this thing I'd probably have said no.”
“Well, to be fair,” Rudolf grunted, sinking into a low squat in front of the beast’s snout and staring into the sunken black pits of its’ skull— the eyes having long given up the ghost to the Blight. The blade in his hand ran rivulets of ink down its spine for a moment, before he seemed to hold off on putting blackflame to the inside of the skull and cleaning it out, thinking better of the idea. “If you were in ribs jail again, I wouldn’t have asked. Really, I’d be fine just bouncing ideas off you.”
Instead, he held the steel outstretched, towards the top end of the roughly Chisato-sized skull, making contact with the black ivory of the leftmost horn and feeling the resistance.
“You’re right, though. We get to be the tough ones this time. How do the others look? I imagine your two employees have been hard at work keeping tabs on them all— Miina and Eliane, they were the worst off by far. How’re they?”
”Alive,” came the laconic reply. ”Miina seems to be down an arm, though. Hopefully it isn't permanent; if she's crippled, that'll be yet another thing to keep an eye out for, no matter how much she might not want it.” He reached out towards the horn as well, frowning at it. A knife didn't seem enough to get through it, and he didn't feel like just trying to bash it off.
”That’s… Yeah, we should.”
The tightness around Rudolf’s eyes said it all— that and the scarring. For all the mechanics of aethereal manipulation as it came to naturalborn mages were still above him, he’d already had his brushes with permanent changes coming by way of asking for more magic than the body was meant to handle. He’d been lucky that most of them were mercifully cosmetic—
But even now, he was accounting for a slight tingle at the tips of his fingers, even minding the knife. For her to lose use of an entire arm? Forget battlefield efficacy. Simply living would now be so much more a pain.
”Should we see about borrowing a saw? Surely the healer or the butcher would have one to get through this.”
”Only if they won’t miss it,” Rudolf huffed, electing to illustrate things by pulling the edge along the side of the horn— revealing a line so faint even keen eyes would need to squint for it. “Behemoths are robust enough to ward away old dragons from their territory— Their horns are little different in that regard. Easily strong enough to wreck steel before steel wrecks it if we just try sawing away.”
He glanced around, noting the many places where their struggle and the fallout of the Comet left their marks.
“I doubt we want to take their lumber saws from them either, considering. Hmm. Maybe… You have any wedges on hand? Pitons, maybe?”
”Not on hand, no.” Treating it like splitting stone might work, at least, although he had no clue how the horn might try to fracture. ”Lumber saw would be too soft, anyway. I was thinking take a bone saw to it, section it off from the skull, then we can take the entire horn somewhere else to break it down. Maybe they have a way we could grind it down here?”
“Maybe a millstone.” Rudolf dully joked. “Since I’m thinking of quarries already, you particularly remember how this region makes its money to begin with? A dominant trade’ll get us at least a broad directionality of what we might be able to use. Granted,” he breathed, tapping his knife in sequence down the horn’s length once, twice— measuring workable sections, no doubt. The beast had been massive; the full length of either curved spear on its crown eclipsed the swords Rudolf wore on his hip. To hilt any manner of dagger, you would hardly need it whole.
But, as getting ahold of a Behemoth corpse had proven for the nth time, contingencies. It could always go wrong, somehow.
“If our luck runs dry, I’m willing to donate camp time and whetstones on my own to it. No skin off my back. I came in expecting some measure of lugging workable material around for a while in any case— I’m hardly the artisan this stuff deserves.”
”Mmm.” Esben was hardly the sort to really know what kind of artisan the corpse of a Behemoth would take to make anything useful. He was just hopeful that the bone itself would be softer than the horn. ”I'm sure the rest of the Sagramori might laugh at that one, ja? Rudolf, part of a team that slayed a Behemoth, so stumped on how to deal with it that he has to drag the horns along behind him.”
“No. There are people that know the right way to wring the strength out of felled beasts into the knives. It’s steeped in process and tradition. It’s an entire craft, and it’s theirs—I have not made it mine.” he spoke with cutting finality. ”The clansmen and laetii alike would sooner laugh at me for having the temerity to waste a good kill if I got ahead of myself and made something shoddy.”
Maybe Galahad might have more ideas than he did, but the dragoon wasn't there to help, and it wasn't a joke to suggest that the two of them standing there really had come out of it better than the rest for once. ”As far as I'm aware, this is mostly farmland—for what little grows and what little of a growing season they have. There might be a quarry or a mine nearby, but I'm not sure. Want to stop and talk to the butcher first, or start asking around for anything bigger?”
The younger man thought on it, glancing up to the sun. He’d already wasted a good few minutes bickering.
“…Butcher. Let’s go for it. They can probably tell us if we’re barking up the wrong tree or not.”
”Let's go look for one, then—and let me do most of the cutting if it works. We don't need you setting your arm back another few days, if Alex is going to be on us the whole time we're down here in Skael. I'm going to need someone that can hold her down when we finally catch her.”
Rudolf snorted. “Hold her down? I’m not marriage material like that.”
Such a joker. But thankfully, his only real protest was waving his right arm around a bit, before pumping it forward and back— evidently confident he could handle a bone saw.
Rather than dignify that terrible joke with a response, Esben furrowed his brow down at the skull.
”Do you think we could sever the connective tissue, at least? If we can drag the skull behind us it'll be less back-and-forth.”
“That…” Rudolf murmured, bringing the bone of the dagger to his chin thoughtfully. “Might not be a bad idea. Once we clean it out, and all.”
A puff of air leaked through his nose, ushering in a small tightening of the brow.
“I doubt Izayoi’s going to care terribly much about it, but given it was her technique that struck the final blow and the lion’s share of the damage… she does have the right to first claimancy. Be easier to take the stuff I want to her and say ‘Mom please’ than drag her out to all this.”
He sheathed the knife and stepped over to the side, reaching for a heftier blade.
”If you think so. She doesn't seem the type to take souvenirs like this.”
“That’s why I said it the way I did.”
As Rudolf reached for a heavier blade, he put his hands on any point of the beast's skull he could get a firm grip—and where the Blighted flesh had already sloughed off completely without residue. ”Right through the atlas joint, ja? Just say the word and I'll maneuver this so that you've got a good angle.”
“Yeah, open it up for me.”
Esben obliged, grunting as he pulled on the skull to break the neck up and open. Chisato-sized it was, and probably twice as heavy; add on the fact that he had to bend it down into the ground to open up the joint that was their target, and it was likely to take all the remaining energy he really felt like expending for the rest of the day.
With grisly intent, one of the Wings unfurled from the hip of the burned swordsman, drawing high as his good arm measured for the gap, already visualizing strength and weight carrying through that single edge. Forged quite well for chopping like this— but, while he still had another blade on his mind…
“A shame I’ve dragged my feet on breaking that curse,” he noted, slowly bringing the sword down onto the stretched joint, refining the imminent hew. “Were I more industrious, I surely could have gotten ahold of a diamond and crushed it by now— remind me,”
He glanced over, living more in curiosity than dissatisfaction.
“Your family’s on the coast, right? Have I picked your brain about black pearls yet? Feel like I might’ve. I know oysters are due to bloom in a couple weeks from asking around here, at least.”
”This, while I'm holding this thing in place for you?” Esben grumbled. ”They're rare, but not impossible to find. As best as I know it's basically luck of the draw, but I'm sure pearldivers might know more. Are you hoping to buy or just pull your own? We might need to start you on some breath exercises now if that's the case.”
”I’m hoping to get ahold of it however I need to,” he replied evenly. “I know things went poorly with Siren, but I’m confident in holding my breath when I’m not wrapped up in a mesmer and maelstrom. It’d be nice to buy it, though. Good change of pace, not having to worry about ‘luck of the draw’— that’d be bad news for me. Anyway, speaking of ‘holding your breath’:”
A flash behind the eyes, and a sudden, violent change in bearing.
The hoarfrost beneath their feet cracked, as the muscles of Rudolf’s arm, back, and core fired at once, a stiff exhale passing through his teeth as he sent a comet of his own through the path his blade had drawn, brutally strong even with his other arm pointedly out of commission. The sword bit deep. Having time to measure oneself like this was always such a luxury.
“I won’t make you do it much longer. I think a couple more and we’ve got ourselves a head.”
”I am not holding my breath!”
“You were a little. It’s fine! It’s good to brace your core when you’re in an isometric hold. I meant the figure of speech, anyway.” Rudolf breezily elaborated, rolling the wrist of his sword arm over to clear the blood as he raised it again.
”Fitte,” Esben muttered darkly, putting a foot on the snout of the skull to help hold the angle for Rudolf to keep hacking through the ligament attaching spine to skull. ”Pearl diving is no normal holding your breath, anyways, or did you regularly make a habit of diving as deep as a tower is tall and then scrambling along the lakebed while training with the Sagramori? Because that's what pearl divers do, in the open ocean, and our waters are frigid. Drownings when divers try to resurface just because the pressure makes them faint are a depressingly regular occurrence among those without diving helmets.”
“We have a couple of pretty deep lakes. Behemoths trying to hit each other with Comet to thank for ‘em, if you believe old hearsay.” Another steel-lined bolt from the heavens rang out, a thick and wet snap resounding as connective tissue gave way. Rudolf waved with the sword in Esben’s direction now, basically signaling relent. They were far enough through that the rest wouldn’t be half so obstinate. “How tall a tower we mean?”
For whatever it was worth, he was trying to remember just how deep he had last managed, dive training for Naga and Water Trolls.
”One hundred feet and more. And that's only the depth, that's not counting actually hunting for the oysters and mussels.” He let go of the head, although he kept pressing down with his foot to keep it from settling back entirely. He glanced over the joint critically, before turning his sight back to the rest of the skull. ”Mmm, maybe the jaw too...”
It would be less to drag, at least, although he had no clue how difficult those joints would be to get through.
“Alright, not quite.” Rudolf shrugged. A hundred feet of water overhead certainly didn’t sound like his idea of a good time, even if he was mildly convinced his tolerances had been forced higher thanks in no small part to things like the carcass they were mangling.
He was pretty sure a few fathoms was about it, on his end. No more than ten. Bringing the final pass of his sword through, he crouched low, pressing his knuckles against the masseter and looking back up with a frown. One of the densest, hardest knots of contractile tissue on anything he’d ever encountered, putting it lightly— even at two days dead. A Behemoth’s jaws were like a massive vise— producing crushing force that would put its teeth through the spine of nearly anything that walked the earth.
“I think it’d take a while.”
Esben nodded, swallowing the sigh that threatened to come out at that thought. ”Let's get dragging, then. Butcher first? Then you can check in with Izayoi while I do my rounds on the rest?”
“Lead the way.”
Sheathing the sword, Rudolf’s free and able hand reached into the maw of the felled beast, finding purchase around the front of the snout and pulling. It took a good bit of work to break into motion, but soon enough he managed a trudge.
After a couple yards of dragging, manageable as it was, Esben turned back to Rudolf, looking over the curling horn he'd found a grip on.
”...Ropes and a Chocobo?”
“Go get Sven, fuck it.”
