The Palace of Pimpitude (A Hangout Thread)

[Cyndyr]

Jesus Christ can't a nigga go snort some cocaine without ya'll blowing up his thread?

Without him.

@Mr Allen J

allahu ackbar

[Shin Ghost Note]

<Snipped quote by Mr Allen J>
allahu ackbar

@Cynder

it's allahu akbar you shit

[Cyndyr]

it's allahu akbar you shit

@Mr Allen J

you're being cringer than my facebook feed right now

[Shin Ghost Note]

<Snipped quote by Mr Allen J>
you're being cringer than my facebook feed right now

@Cynder

someone's salty

[Cyndyr]

someone's salty

@Mr Allen J

well. i mean. it's in the title.

[Dion]

I'm still convinced that Trump is just a top-tier shitposter. He never thought he would get this far, but he did and now he's going to ride it out. Idunno, I'm open to suggestions and theories for when I write my Donald Trump fanfiction.

@Cynder

I mean he did already testify to this. He said once that he wasn't really interested in presidency and just wanted to do this to show he could.

Then I think he explained he was in too deep and dropping now would make Hillary win, or something.

[Cyndyr]

I mean he did already testify to this. He said once that he wasn't really interested in presidency and just wanted to do this to show he could.

Then I think he explained he was in too deep and dropping now would make Hillary win, or something.

@Buddha

fuck now I want to vote for him

[Dion]

@Cynder Like I said. Read his books. It'll show you he's 100% a memelord.

He basically wrote

'If you want publicity, it's easier to do something dumb/stupid than to buy an ad. The reason is if I do something stupid as a leading figure, it'll be printed on the first page of every single large newspaper in the USA, let alone the world. Where as if I buy an ad, it'll cost me 100k for a small ad in the back of the paper that nobody reads.'

Motherfucker is basically the inventor of bad publicity = still publicity.

And then you look at the things he says..

'MEXICO PAY FOR THE WALL'

Guess where things like that get posted? Damn right. Page 1 of every single newspaper and website.

Not to mention that he also wrote that you should always aim high in the negotiations and then argue your way down. That way the middle ground is set much higher towards your actual goal.

Now think about why he wants Mexico to pay?
He'll probably downgrade that to 'we're gonna put a fence on the border that is higher, and we're gonna put more money into border control' rather than building an actual fucking wall.

[Cyndyr]

@Buddha based on what you said, trump is me as a politican

[ClocktowerEchos]

I'm still convinced that Trump is just a top-tier shitposter. He never thought he would get this far, but he did and now he's going to ride it out. Idunno, I'm open to suggestions and theories for when I write my Donald Trump fanfiction.

@Cynder

Can I just ask wtf this fanfic is going to be about? Please tell me its not a Hillary x Trump crackfic >_>

[Cyndyr]

Can I just ask wtf this fanfic is going to be about? Please tell me its not a Hillary x Trump crackfic >_>

@ClocktowerEchos

OH GOD NO.

No, it's about Democrats and Republicans making a backroom deal to let the Republicans win if Obama becomes Trump's official running mate. It takes place in the perspective of Trump and Obama as they tackle issues involving the country and outside of it. Along the lines, they pick up the Queen of England, a reptilian alien with a laser pistol, Edward Snowden and Vladimir Putin as they get closer to solving a mystery involving intergalactic invasion.

[ClocktowerEchos]

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OH GOD NO.

No, it's about Democrats and Republicans making a backroom deal to let the Republicans win if Obama becomes Trump's official running mate. It takes place in the perspective of Trump and Obama as they tackle issues involving the country and outside of it. Along the lines, they pick up the Queen of England, a reptilian alien with a laser pistol, Edward Snowden and Vladimir Putin as they get closer to solving a mystery involving intergalactic invasion.

@Cynder

This has arguably as much crack involved as the TrumpXClinton crackfic idea.

I take it that Trump is going to build a space wall and have the aliens pay for it?

Or are we going to get streamlined into the Imperium of Man from 40k?

[Cyndyr]

This has arguably as much crack involved as the TrumpXClinton crackfic idea.

I take it that Trump is going to build a space wall and have the aliens pay for it?

Or are we going to get streamlined into the Imperium of Man from 40k?

@ClocktowerEchos

Nope. Trump, Obama, Snowden, Putin and the Queen will fight back against the alien menace in this holiday hit comedy™. Also, Clinton will appear, but she'll mostly act as a character foil similar to Swiper from Dora. Bernie will be hidden, but he's secretly building a rebellion with the help of furries, weaboos and everything else you can think of.

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>
Nope. Trump, Obama, Snowden, Putin and the Queen will fight back against the alien menace in this holiday hit comedy™. Also, Clinton will appear, but she'll mostly act as a character foil similar to Swiper from Dora. Bernie will be hidden, but he's secretly building a rebellion with the help of furries, weaboos and everything else you can think of.

@Cynder

So Clinton is acting as Clinton and trying to steal shit from people.

Sanders is leading 4chan/the internet/all the fetishes to battle against the 1% aliens.

And the power ranger squad of TOSPQ is going to go and fuck up some XCOM aliens.

I don't know if I approve or if I cringe.

[Cyndyr]

So Clinton is acting as Clinton and trying to steal shit from people.

Sanders is leading 4chan/the internet/all the fetishes to battle against the 1% aliens.

And the power ranger squad of TOSPQ is going to go and fuck up some XCOM aliens.

I don't know if I approve or if I cringe.

@ClocktowerEchos

I'll take either.

[Wade Wilson]

<Snipped quote by Buddha>
On a serious note, I'm sure you saw my response to your "Teach men to not rape" response and I can say that triggers exist, just not often on the internet. In my opinion, there are a few people with legitimate problems and plenty looking for attention. I'm not trying to knock anyone down, but I'm not going to pretend like I'm blind to it either.

@Cynder

im popping out of nowhere to say this:

triggering cannot be used as a term for ppl who are just sensitive arses, it is a legitimate term that only applies to people with ptsd, in which a certain event/sound (eg: things that sound like gunfire if someone has ptsd after being in the army) that can trigger said ptsd and cause flashbacks/nightmares/etc.

in short: ur one of the good ones, cynd

sincerely,
a tumblr dyke

[Cyndyr]

im popping out of nowhere to say this:

triggering cannot be used as a term for ppl who are just sensitive arses, it is a legitimate term that only applies to people with ptsd, in which a certain event/sound (eg: things that sound like gunfire if someone has ptsd after being in the army) that can trigger said ptsd and cause flashbacks/nightmares/etc.

in short: ur one of the good ones, cynd

sincerely,
a tumblr dyke

@Wade Wilson

I'm always amazed as to how you can enter the Tumblr wasteland and still walk out sane. Bless.

[Dion]

triggering cannot be used as a term for ppl who are just sensitive arses, it is a legitimate term that only applies to people with ptsd,

@Wade Wilson

I mean you ain't wrong but people are already self diagnosing PTSD.



YEAH HOMIE WE OUT THERE

I mean shiet, you're 100% right but that doesn't stop Tumblr from agreeing with you, self-diagnosing PTSD from random cancerous shit and then saying 'WELL SHIET READ MY TRIGGERS AND PUT A TRIGGER WARNING BECAUSE THE WORD 'DOG' TRIGGERS ME DAWG.'

[Wade Wilson]

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I mean you ain't wrong but people are already self diagnosing PTSD.



YEAH HOMIE WE OUT THERE

I mean shiet, you're 100% right but that doesn't stop Tumblr from agreeing with you, self-diagnosing PTSD from random cancerous shit and then saying 'WELL SHIET READ MY TRIGGERS AND PUT A TRIGGER WARNING BECAUSE THE WORD 'DOG' TRIGGERS ME DAWG.'

@Buddha

yea, i dont believe in self-diagnosed things tbh lmao

<Snipped quote by Wade Wilson>
I'm always amazed as to how you can enter the Tumblr wasteland and still walk out sane. Bless.

@Cynder

its bc i have no soul
would recommend

[Shin Ghost Note]

<Snipped quote by Wade Wilson>
I'm always amazed as to how you can enter the Tumblr wasteland and still walk out sane. Bless.

@Cynder

you need lots of Adderall.